A human of the black persuasion stole my bike

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A human of the black persuasion stole my bike

Postby Siva » Thu Jul 17, 08 10:57 am

So I bought a bike 2 months ago for like, £2 off some hobo

I use it to get from A-B on occasion.

I ride to the shop, get off, and I go inside, and I look outside, getting this odd feeling in my head.

I ignore it, walk out of the shop, and my bike isn't there anymore.

I lol'd a bit and then walked home.

CRIME IS NOT FUNNY THOUGH SERIOUSLY THAT KIND OF THING SHOULDN'T HAPPEN.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BIKE PATROL WHEN YOU NEED THEM
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Postby Mr. Tastix » Thu Jul 17, 08 11:17 am

They're off annoying the fuck out of some innocent guy who didn't do anything.
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Postby Spiderbot01 » Thu Jul 17, 08 11:28 am

This is brilliant LOL.

Sweet, sweet irony. Why did you not lock it up :O
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Postby Siva » Thu Jul 17, 08 4:08 pm

Why would you lock up a £2 bike, also, not ironic
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Postby Zantinzuken » Thu Jul 17, 08 4:30 pm

It would be ironic if he was foreign national with a fake passport.
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Postby Ian » Thu Jul 17, 08 7:37 pm

the hobo probably stole it back :idea:
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Postby James » Thu Jul 17, 08 8:19 pm

Zantinzuken wrote:It would be ironic if he was foreign national with a fake passport.

ahahahaaha
oh god lol
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Postby Siva » Thu Jul 17, 08 9:35 pm

Zantinzuken wrote:It would be ironic if he was foreign national with a fake passport.


Fucking lol'd
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