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Eventually.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 08 12:51 pm
by Siva
Took long enough. Today, I got robbed.

I was on the bus to school in the morning. Listening to music, minding my business, trying to not to vomit everywhere.

I spot some guy in the back, so I sit in the middle. He moves behind me. From this moment, I knew what was going to happen. too long; didn't read make noise, I punch you up, snake me up, I punch you up, tell ANYONE I punch you up. Dickhead still thinks this passes as a threat. Unfortunately, I'm more than aware of how bad this could end if he hits me in my stomach, which I know he will. And for all I know, he could have a knife in his pocket. So I hand over my phone.

Suddenly, he decides this is his stop. What a coincidence, it's mine too. I followed him a little through Catford, but he clocked on to my cunning plan. However, it had already succeeded. I spotted those plastic feds. I'd never been so happy to see the cunts in my life. They took down a bunch of bullshit from me and thankfully, two REAL cops, undercover ones, headed in my direction.

I had to recite all the goddamn information again for them, but my enemy had a distinctive name. Marcille. I knew what school he went to, I recognised him from before. They had his address too.

Now wait, I hear you cry. Ruben, do you not associate with these kind of people all the time? How can you be so quick to betray the law of the street for your own ends? Does this not make you a hypocrite?

And my response to you is, I am allowed to write my own rules. If you are my enemy, my rules of protection do not stretch to you.

But I'm going to find him. I'm not going to get every hood I know to find him and get him, I'm going to get him myself. More likely, he'll find me. And when he does, if he's not on his own, I'm going to snake on him again. If he's on his own, and it's not morning, I'm going to catch him and fucking kill him. Surprise surprise Marcille, I own a knife too.

If I don't post a result within a week, I'm dead.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 08 12:54 pm
by James
Knife crime, you do realise you're very unstable posting this?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 08 12:58 pm
by Siva
Very much so

PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 08 1:32 pm
by Dae
good luck... I guess...

PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 08 4:38 pm
by Baleout
Premeditated murder followed by life imprisonment ftl.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 08 4:54 pm
by Bob
On the plus side you'll only be in for 20 years at most.

The judicinal system in Britain is a joke.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 08 4:54 pm
by Siva
A few hours later, I feel more rational. If I see him on his own I'll still probably commit battery, but not murder.

Then, the police called. Turns out he's been arrested. I wonder how long it'll be before they release him.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 08 5:41 pm
by ~SaSQuAtCH~
I'd simply beat him and - if he has it- I'd take back my phone AND take all his stuff. Wallet, phone, ipod, whatever.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 08 5:49 pm
by Siva
DeathMaster wrote:I'd simply beat him and - if he has it- I'd take back my phone AND take all his stuff. Wallet, phone, ipod, whatever.


I don't really care about the phone.

I just hate that people like him are so willing to be so stupid. Robbing isn't just a way to 'make some p'. Robbing people often has many longer lasting effects, even sometimes results in agoraphobia, I don't feel that people should be able to take someones peace of mind away just because they want some new shoes.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 08 7:03 pm
by MrBlackDX
Dude I know this is a no-brainer, but you gotta get out of that neighbourhood

After education and you've milked your parents for uni money, get the hell outta there

All I read is "got beat up today" or "got robbed" or "i was in middle of gang war"

And i think to myself, "fuck a duck!"

PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 08 7:06 pm
by Spiderbot01
lol lewisham.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 08 8:40 pm
by Snakey
Stab, feed body to pigs, enjoy freedom.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 08 9:46 pm
by clyzm
If this was America you'd most likely have a couple Bloods or Crips helping you out

PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 08 9:49 am
by Siva
MrBlack wrote:Dude I know this is a no-brainer, but you gotta get out of that neighbourhood

After education and you've milked your parents for uni money, get the hell outta there

All I read is "got beat up today" or "got robbed" or "i was in middle of gang war"

And i think to myself, "fuck a duck!"


I know right

Hey where do you live I'm coming to stay at your house

Stab, feed body to pigs, enjoy freedom.


Until his friends turn the corner and feed me to larger pigs

If this was America you'd most likely have a couple Bloods or Crips helping you out


I don't want my friends involved, this is how stupid gang wars start

PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 08 10:57 am
by Bezza
I swear your life is full of crazy drama o_O