Deus Ex Alpha

So I saw Transformers 2 the other day and thought it was dreadful. I had willingly paid £6.80 to see a CGI clipshow. I had probably given Michael Bay £5 to make another one. I had felt hard done by as I believed the sequel will only improve on the original formula. So I had been drawn in to a self sense of security whilst Hollywood robbed me blind. I felt so disappointed by this I was considering why I can't get a refund. You can with everything else. Don't like it, take it back. Of course films are a totally different commodity as each individual has his/her own opinion on them; and as we can see with the Movie Confession thread, some of them think quite differently. Unlike household appliances, for example, where it is black or white; it fulfills its task or it doesn't. So, obviously a refund scheme is hard to formulate. However, it has only dawned on me today on what that means to the viewing public. We essentially have no say as to whether it was entertaining or not; unlike every other product we purchase. The consumer has no input to movie standards. It obeys no rules of standard business practices. That's why people download illegally, to avoid the feeling of being conned.

So I believe there should be a form of tariff in place with cinemas and if the movie turns out to be a real stinker then the studio will be punished with lack of turnover and therefore will make them think more wisely next time. Of course you can't have everyone coming demanding their ticket price back after watching the entire film. So perhaps the customer is entitled to a refund until the half-way point of the film and for every 10-15 minutes of the movie watched, the refund entitled to the customer is reduced by 10% from, say, an 80% refund (cinema's expenses still covered).

In general I believe this method to be invaluable in the slowdown of piracy and the rejuvination of the film industry as a whole, as they will actually research what people may want.


Any thoughts, opinions or alternative methods?

VOTE SYSTEM ON SEATS LOL

rtv

Like in Futurama? Vote whether the main character should die...that would fuck up everybody's day.

I will hunt you down and end your life.

How dare you speak foully of transformers.

Watch, watch. Watching?



IT WAS SHIT.

MICHAEL BAY SHOULD BE EXTERMINATED FOR BRINGING IN THOSE TWINS AND HIS MOTHER.


I would gladly take Jar-Jar for a drink after being subjected to those turds.

I take no opinion for a man who spends his time constructing towers out of yoghurt pots.

I was saving the forty-second floor for you, man...


First you steal my Kyle and now you're insulting my (genius) work?!

Kyle was never yours.

[PMS]LONGCAT wrote:Kyle was never yours.

Well actually, at one point during the Christmas party after a few too many bevvies...

Kyle has, and always will be Mr Jack Black's!

Snakey wrote:

[PMS]LONGCAT wrote:Kyle was never yours.

Well actually, at one point during the Christmas party after a few too many bevvies...

Admit it, that night was special. DON'T DENY IT!

Ho-hey, seriously back on topic.

Those twins were indeed ridiculus and the movie itself was too long. Too much action and when it's not action then it's 10 seconds romance or a couple jokes. I liked the first episode but not this one. I wouldn't demand a refund though because it was basically entertaining.
Terminator Salvation was much better.

Too much action?

Im surrounded by idiots.

[PMS]LONGCAT wrote:Too much action?

Im surrounded by idiots.

And we're surrounded by bloody fan boys, your point?

[PMS]LONGCAT wrote:Too much action?

Im surrounded by idiots.

Yes too much action like in the Pokémon Movie, remember? Because TF2 pretty much seems to be a kids' movie

Psychotic wrote:

[PMS]LONGCAT wrote:Too much action?

Im surrounded by idiots.

And we're surrounded by bloody fan boys, your point?

Well you've never had a constructive opinion in your life, so your view is null and void.

As for you sasquatch, how can you not love the pokemon movie! That was my childhood!

~SaSQuAtCH~ wrote:

[PMS]LONGCAT wrote:Too much action?

Im surrounded by idiots.

Yes too much action like in the Pokémon Movie, remember? Because TF2 pretty much seems to be a kids' movie

He doesnt play tf2 lol

your view is null and void.

I'm talking about Transformers 2 not Team Fortress

WHAT THE FUUUUCK

What is your sig about, james.

Ken wrote:What is your sig about, james.

Steel Ball Run

that reminds me i can warn sike

James wrote:that reminds me i can warn sike

what what

[PMS]LONGCAT wrote:

Psychotic wrote:

[PMS]LONGCAT wrote:Too much action?

Im surrounded by idiots.

And we're surrounded by bloody fan boys, your point?

Well you've never had a constructive opinion in your life, so your view is null and void.

Yeah, and "Im surrounded by idiots." is constructive, is it?

Psychotic wrote:

[PMS]LONGCAT wrote:

Psychotic wrote:

[PMS]LONGCAT wrote:Too much action?

Im surrounded by idiots.

And we're surrounded by bloody fan boys, your point?

Well you've never had a constructive opinion in your life, so your view is null and void.

Yeah, and "Im surrounded by idiots." is constructive, is it?

chill out nuttah

~MainMan~ wrote:

Psychotic wrote:

[PMS]LONGCAT wrote:

Psychotic wrote:

[PMS]LONGCAT wrote:Too much action?

Im surrounded by idiots.

And we're surrounded by bloody fan boys, your point?

Well you've never had a constructive opinion in your life, so your view is null and void.

Yeah, and "Im surrounded by idiots." is constructive, is it?

chill out nuttah

NO THAT DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF MY VERY EXISTENCE.

MY BRAIN WILL NOW IMPLODE AND YOU WILL DIE. ARGH.

Psychotic wrote:

~MainMan~ wrote:

Psychotic wrote:

[PMS]LONGCAT wrote:

Psychotic wrote:

[PMS]LONGCAT wrote:Too much action?

Im surrounded by idiots.

And we're surrounded by bloody fan boys, your point?

Well you've never had a constructive opinion in your life, so your view is null and void.

Yeah, and "Im surrounded by idiots." is constructive, is it?

chill out nuttah

NO THAT DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF MY VERY EXISTENCE.

MY BRAIN WILL NOW IMPLODE AND YOU WILL DIE. ARGH.

Why talk you all caps lock?

He is the new reclaimer.

D13GO wrote:Why talk you all caps lock?

Why does a person from UK make so many mistakes in English?