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by **Imperial** » Thu Nov 02, 06 12:34 am

Alright then.

Emma, you are the beatifulfullest women in the planet, so beautiful I would make up words just for you, invent holidays just for an excuse to spend time with you, stare into your ocean like eyes for hours on end thinking how beautiful you are, dance with you beside a lake with the moonlight in our faces, delvier 7 dozen boxes of chocolate to your door, one for every day, cross mountains, barriers, jagged fences, fight dragons and evil herds of sheep, swim the sea, to just say hi and see how you are, get a band to play your favourite song, take you to paris by suprise and fight for your honour.
Spend as long as it takes with you to make you better when you are sick even if you had a deadly disease, at least I would share the same germs as you and do something that I would never do, were it not for you.

BTW I said that in a really sexy voice to.

Now some pics, come on, that had to have worked on somebody!

by **clyzm** » Thu Nov 02, 06 12:35 am

I know what to do.

Go up to her ear, whisper "penis", and then wait 5 minutes.

ITS 95% SURE TO WORK.

by **Imperial** » Thu Nov 02, 06 12:36 am

I don't know, whats the other 5%?

by **clyzm** » Thu Nov 02, 06 12:38 am

She will probably rip your face off, then sodomize you with a pneumatic drill, thus cutting your arms off and making you SWIM LIKE THE FISH IN THE VID THAT DALE SHOWED ME.

... I have a twisted mind....

by **C:Enter:£££** » Thu Nov 02, 06 12:38 am

OR! You could persuade James, remember his sexuality! The gay bitch ¬__¬

by **clyzm** » Thu Nov 02, 06 12:39 am

He's bi though.
But dammit, if he marries a guy, I'll KEEL HIM.

by **Imperial** » Thu Nov 02, 06 12:40 am

oh, I don't like the 5% chance or your idea Mosh, they both seem dangerous.

Prada

by **James** » Thu Nov 02, 06 12:45 am

Imperial wrote:Alright then.

Emma, you are the beatifulfullest women in the planet, so beautiful I would make up words just for you, invent holidays just for an excuse to spend time with you, stare into your ocean like eyes for hours on end thinking how beautiful you are, dance with you beside a lake with the moonlight in our faces, delvier 7 dozen boxes of chocolate to your door, one for every day, cross mountains, barriers, jagged fences, fight dragons and evil herds of sheep, swim the sea, to just say hi and see how you are, get a band to play your favourite song, take you to paris by suprise and fight for your honour.
Spend as long as it takes with you to make you better when you are sick even if you had a deadly disease, at least I would share the same germs as you and do something that I would never do, were it not for you.

BTW I said that in a really sexy voice to.

Now some pics, come on, that had to have worked on somebody!

~[A]Cataclyzm~ wrote:I know what to do.

Go up to her ear, whisper "penis", and then wait 5 minutes.

ITS 95% SURE TO WORK.

Corporal Jigsore Quandary wrote:OR! You could persuade James, remember his sexuality! The gay bitch ¬__¬

ALL THESE POSTS HAVE WIN.

by **C:Enter:£££** » Thu Nov 02, 06 12:46 am

My display pic is win, now hand over the pics!

by **James** » Thu Nov 02, 06 12:52 am

Okay dad!

by **clyzm** » Thu Nov 02, 06 5:43 am

Gunner Recall wrote:Okay dad!

REEFER MAN!

by **ynnaD** » Thu Nov 02, 06 11:51 am

~[A]Cataclyzm~ wrote:I know what to do.

Go up to her ear, whisper "penis", and then wait 5 minutes.

ITS 95% SURE TO WORK.

That is going into my sig

by **Snakey** » Thu Nov 02, 06 5:15 pm

Imperial wrote:stare into your ocean

Emma has an ocean!?

by **Spiderbot01** » Thu Nov 02, 06 6:25 pm

Gunner Recall wrote:Okay dad!

I think she swallowed her laz0r.

by **Wasted** » Thu Nov 02, 06 8:38 pm

0o7 wrote:
~[A]Cataclyzm~ wrote:I know what to do.

Go up to her ear, whisper "penis", and then wait 5 minutes.

ITS 95% SURE TO WORK.

That is going into my sig

I think you ruin Win.

by **clyzm** » Thu Nov 02, 06 10:23 pm

CrateExplosiveSmall wrote:
Imperial wrote:stare into your ocean

Emma has an ocean!?

That's street for VAGINA.

Ie, the best phrase ever:

Can I put my long submarine in your ocean? etc.

by **Spiderbot01** » Thu Nov 02, 06 11:01 pm

I bet you'd like a slice of her cake.

(Maths innuendos)

I bet you'd like to complete her square.

I bet you'd like to quadratic her eqation.

I bet you'd like to alge her bra.

I bet you'd like to square her root.

by **ynnaD** » Fri Nov 03, 06 12:04 am

The maths ones phail

by **Lazer** » Fri Nov 03, 06 12:15 am

Gunner Recall wrote:Okay dad!

PIC

dont tell me that is emma behind there!? if so, tidy your room woman! you can keep posing in sexy nightwear though and taking pictures to upload on the net. :wink:

by **James** » Fri Nov 03, 06 12:39 am

ROFL.
Yeah shes really untidy!, but her new apartment is clean so she says.

AND I'M REALLY SORRY IF YOU READ IT AT A BAD TIME EMMA ROFL, but think of the humour XD

by **Chococat** » Sat Nov 04, 06 12:36 pm

Gunner Recall wrote:ROFL.
Yeah shes really untidy!, but her new apartment is clean so she says.
AND I'M REALLY SORRY IF YOU READ IT AT A BAD TIME EMMA ROFL, but think of the humour XD

All I can say is fuck you.

Talk about takin things too far for your own amusement.

by **James** » Sat Nov 04, 06 12:37 pm

Ahhhhhhhhhh oops.

by **MrBlackDX** » Sat Nov 04, 06 1:27 pm

Gunner Recall wrote:Ahhhhhhhhhh oops.

youve trapped yourself mate

good luck with that ya stupid bastard

by **James** » Sat Nov 04, 06 1:28 pm

Not really, it'll blow over and I'm not really worried.
Besides I've done much worse... I -really- can't see her being angry at me for too long.
edit: but I've certainly learnt a huge reason why not to do that again. 164 line argument over that?!

by **Chococat** » Sat Nov 04, 06 10:09 pm

The fact you don't really give a shit that you upset me makes me even more angry with you.

by **MainMan** » Sat Nov 04, 06 10:14 pm

Chococat wrote:The fact you don't really give a shit that you upset me makes me even more angry with you.

Bewbz. Show. Now.

by **ynnaD** » Sat Nov 04, 06 10:15 pm

Kinda disrespectful arn't you?

by **Spiderbot01** » Sat Nov 04, 06 10:19 pm

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

by **MainMan** » Sat Nov 04, 06 10:19 pm

0o7 wrote:Kinda disrespectful arn't you?

Clearasil. Use. Now.

Seriously though, we don't even know each other - I doubt she cares if some guy on the internet is disrespectful to her.

by **ynnaD** » Sat Nov 04, 06 10:22 pm

Tetnus shot. Use. Now

Erruption of friendship.

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