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by **Learntocheatedh** » Wed Jul 14, 10 7:48 pm

Recipe: Duck with Scottish whiskey

Buy a duck (5 kilo) for 6 people; two bottles of Scottish Whiskey, bacon, olive oil

Lard the duck and rub with salt and pepper.

Preheat the oven at 180° celcius, and fill half a glas of whisky. Drink the whisky while the oven preheats. Put the duck in an ovendish and fill a second glass of whisky. Put the duck in the oven and drink the whisky.

After 20 minutes, turn the oven to 200 degrees and vill two glazzez of wiski. Drink the glazzez and clean up the splinters of de first glaz. Pour another glaz and drinkit.

After thirty minits open de ovvento sjeck on the duk. Go to batroom to look fur oointment to put on de lefthand. Kik de ovven !

Pour two glazzez of wiski and drink up the middle glaz. Open de ovven and teek out de duk. Put oointment on right hand and pick up duk from grount. Pickit up a second time and make towwel wet to clean ointment from de duk.

Klean hands with viski. Pickup duk again and put in ovven. Open sec cond botel of viski and try to get up. Pikup tuub of hointment from grount.

Keeb zitting on de floor and put bottel of viski on de floor. Drink from de botel bicoz al de glazez aar brooken. Turn of ovven, cloos eyes and fall on grount again.

Next morning: garnish the duck with lemongrass; clean up the kitchen and the ceiling. Clean up all the broken glass and bring it together with the two empty bottles to the container. Stop at the pharmacist to get some maalox.

by **James** » Wed Jul 14, 10 7:50 pm

Learn to cheat with me, a retard.

by **Learntocheatedh** » Wed Jul 14, 10 7:51 pm

Forgot to mention the sniper bug. That one is encouraged on EDH servers as well as the above. Thanks again [A]

by **Alex** » Wed Jul 14, 10 7:51 pm

Thanks for the recipe! I love it.

Try again.

by **Learntocheatedh** » Wed Jul 14, 10 7:53 pm

by **Alex** » Wed Jul 14, 10 7:54 pm

Awww, that's cute! Didn't knew you are as much of a fan of Elmo as I am!

by **Learntocheatedh** » Wed Jul 14, 10 7:55 pm

by **Alex** » Wed Jul 14, 10 7:57 pm

You look so smart with those glasses. Wow.

by **James** » Wed Jul 14, 10 8:07 pm

Alright the whiskey replacement made me laugh.

by **Dae** » Wed Jul 14, 10 8:23 pm

Alex wrote:(((

(((

by **James** » Wed Jul 14, 10 8:26 pm

yeah i was about to point that out DOESNT WORK HERE

by **Dae** » Wed Jul 14, 10 8:38 pm

James wrote:yeah i was about to point that out DOESNT WORK HERE

why?))

by **James** » Wed Jul 14, 10 8:54 pm

normally used at the end of colons typically in chats

by **SquadronOfHeroes** » Wed Jul 14, 10 9:26 pm

It might behoove you to drain or cut excess fat from the duck before hand. They have a very greasy meat. I personally enjoy a little gristle or cracklin', but some dislike it.

by **Alex** » Wed Jul 14, 10 9:27 pm

SquadronOfHeroes wrote:It might behoove you to drain or cut excess fat from the duck before hand. They have a very greasy meat. I personally enjoy a little gristle or cracklin', but some dislike it.

Just banned your IP. Please come again.

by **~DJ~** » Wed Jul 14, 10 9:40 pm

and he is?

by **Alex** » Wed Jul 14, 10 9:40 pm

Some Canadian.

Currently he is trying to login using a Chinese web proxy.

by **ynnaD** » Thu Jul 15, 10 12:06 am

I laughed at the first post

by **Hasharin** » Thu Jul 15, 10 12:54 am

Hes JeJ, old skool player <.<

he went mad yesterday and now hes kinda excited, he spamed edh forums also and other bullshit but i dont think hes gona spend lot of time doing shit <.< good work to admins, he made like 2 diferent emails for reg in edh forums, cant remember wich mails were cos i deleted them lol :roll:

by **Aidan** » Thu Jul 15, 10 2:35 am

Hasharin wrote:Hes JeJ

Are you serious?

by **ynnaD** » Thu Jul 15, 10 2:39 am

I TRIED THE RECIEPE TONITE

THE SCOTTISH WHISKEY TOTALLY MADE IT

by **Mastakilla** » Thu Jul 15, 10 3:36 am

What's wrong with these posts except for being placed in the wrong section? :lol:

by **Alex** » Thu Jul 15, 10 8:34 am

Mastakilla wrote:What's wrong with these posts except for being placed in the wrong section?

I replaced all of his posts with the ones you see now.

by **~DJ~** » Thu Jul 15, 10 8:39 am

So there were real cheats.. DAMN I ALWAYS MISS OUT.

by **Hasharin** » Thu Jul 15, 10 1:50 pm

Aidan wrote:
Hasharin wrote:Hes JeJ

Are you serious?

Yes, a nights ago while we were on server he started to blame and talk shit to me cos ive banned a guy, then he started to cheat lol. i think hes a cool guy at all

by **Aidan** » Thu Jul 15, 10 2:43 pm

Alex wrote:
Mastakilla wrote:What's wrong with these posts except for being placed in the wrong section?

I replaced all of his posts with the ones you see now.

He's being sarcastic. I much prefer these new post anyway.

by **Wasted.** » Sat Jul 17, 10 1:08 am

Alex wrote:
Mastakilla wrote:What's wrong with these posts except for being placed in the wrong section?

I replaced all of his posts with the ones you see now.

u funny guy m8

by **synthetic** » Tue Aug 10, 10 4:23 pm

I hate russian smileys, its like theyre all blindfolded or something (((

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