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by **clyzm** » Thu Aug 28, 08 2:50 am

Also for females:

Those two lesbian characters that were dancing in the Lucky Money.

"You look gooooooood.... :3"
"I feel silly........ :3"

DIE WHEN YOU DIE WHEN YOU DIE YOUR GONNA DIE

by **~Sandro~** » Thu Aug 28, 08 8:49 am

forgot to add another kid (yeah i hate kids): "the rule is that you use the secret key pad in the bathroom and leave us alone" " leave me alone", he's in brooklyn station in the toilet, so if you see him shoot on sight!!!

by **Snakey** » Thu Aug 28, 08 11:02 pm

I'm the Captain here!

by **~SaSQuAtCH~** » Thu Aug 28, 08 11:26 pm

actually.. I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THE BOAT
wheeeeeeeeeeeeee...

by **~Sandro~** » Fri Aug 29, 08 8:52 am

there was one more dude i forgot, one of the unatco guards, that will tell you "if i had your abilities ppl would be safe around here" if you play stealth and dont kill most nsf troops.
this idiot has no idea what he is talking about...

by **MrBlackDX** » Fri Aug 29, 08 12:50 pm

cataclyzm wrote:Also for females:

Those two lesbian characters that were dancing in the Lucky Money.

"You look gooooooood.... :3"
"I feel silly........ :3"

DIE WHEN YOU DIE WHEN YOU DIE YOUR GONNA DIE

LOL Best characters ever!

It's just funny watching a Lesbian hitting on a completely clueless girl!

by **Allan** » Fri Aug 29, 08 2:42 pm

That bum that sings "Our Country 'Tis Of Thee".

"Our country tis"
*sawnoff loaded*
*boom*
3 levels later...
"Our country tis"
*GEP rocket loaded*
*BOOM*

Or the robots. WHO GIVES A SHIT IF YOU'RE "SCANNING AREA!"

by **Professor Layton** » Sat Aug 30, 08 10:51 am

Target acquired.

by **Allan** » Sat Aug 30, 08 1:20 pm

Clix wrote:Target acquired.

Out of ammo!

by **James** » Sat Aug 30, 08 5:39 pm

Clix wrote:Target acquired.

GUY IN A COAT

by **~SaSQuAtCH~** » Sat Aug 30, 08 10:30 pm

NSF Terrorist: *gasps*

by **Ian** » Sat Aug 30, 08 10:46 pm

maggie chow=BIGGEST BITCH EVER(BBE)

by **Bezza** » Sun Aug 31, 08 2:06 am

What about that nob near Maggie Chow's apartment? When you enter the street thing ye he runs up to you like "Hi." and I always try run around him for the dickz, then when the conversation opens I go like

:@:@

ye so cool man

by **Ian** » Sun Aug 31, 08 8:54 pm

oh yea that limonius path fucker who just wants to shoot the shit, what an annoying little shit

by **~DJ~** » Mon Sep 01, 08 5:08 am

Allan wrote:That bum that sings "Our Country 'Tis Of Thee".

"Our country tis"
*sawnoff loaded*
*boom*
3 levels later...
"Our country tis"
*GEP rocket loaded*
*BOOM*

Or the robots. WHO GIVES A SHIT IF YOU'RE "SCANNING AREA!"

But i like it :cry:

by **Mr. Tastix** » Mon Sep 01, 08 5:11 am

SerialKiller wrote:maggie chow=BIGGEST BITCH EVER(BBE)

I love to shoot the windows out and push her out of the window. I didn't kill her. She jumped out of her window!

by **synthetic** » Thu Sep 04, 08 4:51 pm

HK Market Kid.

Maid and Journalist fuck come close second. Icarus too. Fucking spambot.

by **or 1=1** » Thu Sep 04, 08 6:44 pm

Walton Simons

by **Cozmo** » Sat Sep 06, 08 12:51 am

LUCIUS PAN.

And maybe JoJo too. "You baaaaaad!"

by **synthetic** » Sun Sep 07, 08 2:03 pm

LOL it felt great to shoot that punk. That receptionist in the lucky money was annoying.

by **Mr. Tastix** » Sun Sep 07, 08 2:54 pm

It feels great to shoot anyone on Deus Ex... does this make me twisted? Oh well, I'm doomed anyway. I especially like blowing Walton Simons to fuck with a GEP/LAW rocket. He no longer gets the better of me with that plasma rifle of his!

What I do hate on Deus Ex is the inability to kill Bob Page... I'd love to blow that bastard up too!

by **~SaSQuAtCH~** » Sun Sep 07, 08 3:26 pm

I remember tranquilizing Walton Simons in the underwater base. I carried his body until I reached Jock and then I threw the body at the rotor. It smashed into little pieces.

by **Baleout** » Sun Sep 07, 08 3:32 pm

I lammed up the previous corridoor, made him follow me through and then blockaded myself up a ladder until he died. :oops:

by **Spazticus** » Mon Sep 29, 08 3:19 pm

Helios the god of cybersex.

It was always fun to be running around and up comes the infolink with Helios mid orgasm.

"YEssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss" "I AM INTEGRATED" "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

I mean, WHAT THE FUCK?

by **Mr. Tastix** » Mon Sep 29, 08 3:58 pm

Spazticus wrote:Helios the god of cybersex.

It was always fun to be running around and up comes the infolink with Helios mid orgasm.

"YEssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss" "I AM INTEGRATED" "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

I mean, WHAT THE FUCK?

I personally hated Icarus, he seemed more intrusive. Mother fucker spammed my inbox. Or was that Daedalus?

by **Spazticus** » Mon Sep 29, 08 4:29 pm

It was penis enlargement.co.lol/you

by **[JTB]_DoubleD** » Tue Sep 30, 08 1:14 am

The cat lady in paris. I thought that maybe I was doing a just cause in killing for her family, no, they were just cats.

by **Baleout** » Tue Sep 30, 08 1:23 am

Green greasy greasels... haha!

by **Mr. Tastix** » Tue Sep 30, 08 2:02 am

[JTB]_DoubleD wrote:The cat lady in paris. I thought that maybe I was doing a just cause in killing for her family, no, they were just cats.

You would've had to do it anyway, lol. Or just stealth past them, regardless you would've gone close to them at some point. And blowing shit up seemed to work on DX.

by **Snakey** » Tue Sep 30, 08 7:41 pm

MrBlack wrote:
cataclyzm wrote:Also for females:

Those two lesbian characters that were dancing in the Lucky Money.

"You look gooooooood.... :3"
"I feel silly........ :3"

DIE WHEN YOU DIE WHEN YOU DIE YOUR GONNA DIE

LOL Best characters ever!

It's just funny watching a Lesbian hitting on a completely clueless girl!

The claws of the dragon, touching your breast.

Most annoying character?

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