Deus Ex Alpha

http://www.colinfahey.com/deus_ex_mr_ma ... me_en.html


It has cool save games!

Seen this, it's fucken random. Pretty funny though.

awesome

Nice in English, hilarious in translation.

I took a look in Dutch and this is what I found:

ik onlangs tot UNATCO, een elite politie-eenheid met internationale jurisdictie.
Ze gaf me cool shades en een zwarte jas loopgravenoorlog...

First two sentences of the story.

Literaly translated it says: I recently to UNATCO, a leet police-unite with international jurisdiction. She gave me cool shades (it should be zonnebril xD) and a black coat a war with trenches...

valgothy wrote:Nice in English, hilarious in translation.

I took a look in Dutch and this is what I found:

ik onlangs tot UNATCO, een elite politie-eenheid met internationale jurisdictie.
Ze gaf me cool shades en een zwarte jas loopgravenoorlog...

First two sentences of the story.

Literaly translated it says: I recently to UNATCO, a leet police-unite with international jurisdiction. She gave me cool shades (it should be zonnebril xD) and a black coat a war with trenches...

Why the hell would you translate it using a translate site? Yeah, it's generally known that they fuck up. Not that funny really.

Also, you fucked up the translation from crappy Dutch to English.

"a leet police-unite"

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/elite
They have the world 'elite' in English as well.
And 'unite'. Lovely, lovely.

That site is hilarious

Alex wrote:

valgothy wrote:Nice in English, hilarious in translation.

I took a look in Dutch and this is what I found:

ik onlangs tot UNATCO, een elite politie-eenheid met internationale jurisdictie.
Ze gaf me cool shades en een zwarte jas loopgravenoorlog...

First two sentences of the story.

Literaly translated it says: I recently to UNATCO, a leet police-unite with international jurisdiction. She gave me cool shades (it should be zonnebril xD) and a black coat a war with trenches...

Why the hell would you translate it using a translate site? Yeah, it's generally known that they fuck up. Not that funny really.

Also, you fucked up the translation from crappy Dutch to English.

"a leet police-unite"

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/elite
They have the world 'elite' in English as well.
And 'unite'. Lovely, lovely.

Jesus, have some fucking sense of humour.

HAVE A BREAK. HAVE A KIT KAT.

I don't know why I just said that. Please excuse me...

Psychotic wrote:

Alex wrote:

valgothy wrote:Nice in English, hilarious in translation.

I took a look in Dutch and this is what I found:

ik onlangs tot UNATCO, een elite politie-eenheid met internationale jurisdictie.
Ze gaf me cool shades en een zwarte jas loopgravenoorlog...

First two sentences of the story.

Literaly translated it says: I recently to UNATCO, a leet police-unite with international jurisdiction. She gave me cool shades (it should be zonnebril xD) and a black coat a war with trenches...

Why the hell would you translate it using a translate site? Yeah, it's generally known that they fuck up. Not that funny really.

Also, you fucked up the translation from crappy Dutch to English.

"a leet police-unite"

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/elite
They have the world 'elite' in English as well.
And 'unite'. Lovely, lovely.

Jesus, have some fucking sense of humour.

HAVE A BREAK. HAVE A KIT KAT.

I don't know why I just said that. Please excuse me...

The original site is funny, and I did laugh about it. His joke though, about the translating thing though, isn't funny.

Alex wrote:

Psychotic wrote:

Alex wrote:

valgothy wrote:Nice in English, hilarious in translation.

I took a look in Dutch and this is what I found:

ik onlangs tot UNATCO, een elite politie-eenheid met internationale jurisdictie.
Ze gaf me cool shades en een zwarte jas loopgravenoorlog...

First two sentences of the story.

Literaly translated it says: I recently to UNATCO, a leet police-unite with international jurisdiction. She gave me cool shades (it should be zonnebril xD) and a black coat a war with trenches...

Why the hell would you translate it using a translate site? Yeah, it's generally known that they fuck up. Not that funny really.

Also, you fucked up the translation from crappy Dutch to English.

"a leet police-unite"

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/elite
They have the world 'elite' in English as well.
And 'unite'. Lovely, lovely.

Jesus, have some fucking sense of humour.

HAVE A BREAK. HAVE A KIT KAT.

I don't know why I just said that. Please excuse me...

The original site is funny, and I did laugh about it. His joke though, about the translating thing though, isn't funny.

It' not a joke, just pointing something out. And yes indeed I wrote leet cause I was too lazy to write Elite. Sorry about that.

And do think it's kinda funny that ppl want to offer a 'translated' version of their site, but don't want to put any effort in it. But maybe to you it's more disturbing than funny, but then again this is the internet and I couldn't care less about what you think.

I didn't know you could carry a body on a helicopterer

oh yes you could xD

I remember dragging lebedev's body into unatco base and everyone suddenly started shooting me

but Unatco sent us to assassinate em :$

but he was already dead

but den y they shoot

Don't ask me, I never understood all the fuzz around me carrying his body to manderley to show what anna did.

ye lol, reminds me of when i played TNM and killed a boss, then carried their dead body through 3 map changes and like a jillion miles to their arch enemies' compound only to have them all essentially go WTF at me, at which i released a countering WDF (which is just like the other one except you say "da" instead of "the")

I lol'ed. A lot. Yup, this is a good idea of the crazy shit you can pull in DX.