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COOL YULE

Postby [FGS]ShadowRunner » Fri Dec 22, 06 5:35 pm

At this time of year it is important to remember the message of the Holy One.

2000 years Admin decided to give us JC. JC was born in a lowly greazel shed, his mum was a noob and his father a mapper. 3 wise hackers came to see him and gave him bio, ammo and med. He went forth preaching the word of Admin, using the augs that Admin gave him, regen, speed, environmental resistance etc... he performed many cheats, including the owning of the 5000 and the waterbuggin. The Romans didn't like him cheating, they envied his scores, and decided to kickban him. He was betrayed by one of his own moderators and handed over to the Romans for punishment. His kickban lasted 3 days, after which he connected again, his followers bowed down and proclaimed him as the true son of Admin.

He died to save us all... now he is Admin too...

Have a cool yule ppl...and remember the message of the holy one...
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Postby Avenger » Fri Dec 22, 06 5:43 pm

*wipes tear away from eye* :(
I will withdraw; but this intrusion shall
Now seeming sweet, convert to bitt'rest gall

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Postby Krieg » Fri Dec 22, 06 6:07 pm

A ... yule ?
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Postby [FGS]ShadowRunner » Fri Dec 22, 06 6:25 pm

We say Yule, it means JUL or YUL, a norwegian word, describing the season's festivities before Christianity, a pagan rite, but also describing Christmas these days... a way of saying " I dont care if you are a mussie or a chrissie, have a good holiday"...

As in Norway = GOT JUL... (pronounced go yool)

Santa aint real kids...bleh
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Re: COOL YULE

Postby clyzm » Fri Dec 22, 06 6:29 pm

ShadowRunner wrote:At this time of year it is important to remember the message of the Holy One.

2000 years Admin decided to give us JC. JC was born in a lowly greazel shed, his mum was a noob and his father a mapper. 3 wise hackers came to see him and gave him bio, ammo and med. He went forth preaching the word of Admin, using the augs that Admin gave him, regen, speed, environmental resistance etc... he performed many cheats, including the owning of the 5000 and the waterbuggin. The Romans didn't like him cheating, they envied his scores, and decided to kickban him. He was betrayed by one of his own moderators and handed over to the Romans for punishment. His kickban lasted 3 days, after which he connected again, his followers bowed down and proclaimed him as the true son of Admin.

He died to save us all... now he is Admin too...

Have a cool yule ppl...and remember the message of the holy one...


It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year... for many were killed.
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Re: COOL YULE

Postby synthetic » Fri Dec 22, 06 8:00 pm

ShadowRunner wrote:At this time of year it is important to remember the message of the Holy One.

2000 years Admin decided to give us JC. JC was born in a lowly greazel shed, his mum was a noob and his father a mapper. 3 wise hackers came to see him and gave him bio, ammo and med. He went forth preaching the word of Admin, using the augs that Admin gave him, regen, speed, environmental resistance etc... he performed many cheats, including the owning of the 5000 and the waterbuggin. The Romans didn't like him cheating, they envied his scores, and decided to kickban him. He was betrayed by one of his own moderators and handed over to the Romans for punishment. His kickban lasted 3 days, after which he connected again, his followers bowed down and proclaimed him as the true son of Admin.

He died to save us all... now he is Admin too...

Have a cool yule ppl...and remember the message of the holy one...



That is so true its almost odd. JC stands for Jesus Christ anyway :P
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Postby [FGS]ShadowRunner » Fri Dec 22, 06 8:27 pm

It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year... for many were killed.


you are talking about the Romans killing every child in case it might be Jesus? So true... people don't really think about that...
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