Woman does 40,000 blowjobs?

[James]

LMAO, WTF:

http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm

Oh wow, I signed up to this. I am hoping it is a prank and I EXPECT to blow up balloons.

[Big Daddy]

Sign me up!

[James]

You're underaged.

Also, I revised this on another forum:

ROFL, LMAO. This will tickle EVERYONE.

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Brendan says (13:22):
http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm
(nah)(nah) McJÅMES // HADOKEN, not HADOUKEN. The spelling mistake and original version > you. says (13:41):
ahahahaha
signing up for it FOR SURE
Brendan says (13:50):
"anyone who doesnt sign up is a fucking commie"

The link here looks like its some weird political campaign in Belgium from what I can see (gotta be fake), where this woman is going to perform 40,000 "blowjobs" in 500 days (80 sucks a day, that is 137 days of her life performing fellatio)

Of course this has GOT to be a practical joke, if you click on the "blow me" part it mentions something about Second Life, and by "blowjobs" it could mean she would just blow balloons up in front of you or just expose every email on the internet for being a sad bunch of tits. (rofl, yay for me)

But on the other hand, I think the NEE party is legit without looking into them, if this is a fake website its a damn good one.all the pages have months worth of content! And if you read this:

It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400.000 new jobs.

This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I'm willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement.

This really freaks me out, dawn of the whore rulership rofl.

rofl, I really wonder what is going to happen.

Also, this made me lol:
"any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will
result in immediate end of service"

Fucking lame, she don't deepthroat.

[synthetic]

She looks fucking hot though

[James]

But she doesn't deepthroat.

[Big Daddy]

Hmmm.It's a tough choice here. It's true she is hot as hell but she does virgin style blows.

[James]

LOL virgin style.

[[MTX]-ßïátch]

40.000 blowjobs? wel, then she had to use the rest of her life to do that, and her 2nd life after she died.

[Mr. Tastix]

Rofl. The site does have a lot of content on it. However, it could be anything. This whole campaign thing (which has got to be a fucking joke) could just be thee main page thing. I can't read whatever language the sites in, so I'm no help lol.

And even if this were real, I've only just hit the age-limt in my country LOL.

[James]

They're a legit party who use obsecure, bizzare and absolute blashemous promotion schemes to get votes for 2011.

[Big Daddy]

LOL virgin style.

You know what I mean "I don't want to get in too deep or some crap like that".

[Chococat]

But she doesn't deepthroat.

No DT?

FAIL

[Siva]

But she doesn't deepthroat.

No DT?

FAIL

But how would she --.

You know what.

I don't want to know.

[Mr. Tastix]

I'm wondering though, if it's real. How could you do 80 blowjobs in 1 day? Is that even physically possible?

[synthetic]

One blowjob every 9 minutes, considering she sleeps 12 hours, itll be full time job but possible for those Guinness record catchers. I doubt this one will actually bother

Naturally only way its possible is when everybody from their countries gather to one location, instead of her running around

[Mr. Tastix]

Simply put, it can't be real nor is it probable that it could happen. Possible yes, probable, no.

[Legion]

I would sign up for this except:

* applicants must be 18yrs old or above
* condoms must be used and provided and paid for by the user
* the user shall not engage in any other form of physical contact
* any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will
result in immediate end of service
* Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons
I disagree. I want to touch her boobies.

[The RZA]

40.000 blowjobs? wel, then she had to use the rest of her life to do that, and her 2nd life after she died.

naw. thats quite possible. i saw something on tv last year where some ho had sex with 100 guys in 5 minutes.
for you guys n girls that are gonna try this, better make sure she dont got that red thing on her lip.

[C:Enter:£££]

Sucking cocks around the world for votes in Belgium, can afford flights, security, other transport and uses a free poll site

[Allan]

naw. thats quite possible. i saw something on tv last year where some ho had sex with 100 guys in 5 minutes.

More than one at a time?

Cause 1 at a time = 3 seconds of sex each. LAEM * 1000.

[~SaSQuAtCH~]

Each of them puts it in about twice then change.

[Allan]

Or she takes it up the chuff and in the mouth as well. Prehaps even up the nose.

[The RZA]

is that shit free or something?

[MainMan]

Thing is, while this is a good idea, the chances are, that one of the 40000 guys will have some kinda infection on his prick, so that's going to get passed on.

[Forum World Cat]

It was fake.

[Cureless_Poison]

Snip

[synthetic]

It was fake.

Wait so she gives you 40,000 blowjobs in a row or did they screw up the banner and it means she will give 40,000 blowjobs in total to who-ever signs up?

I dont know, what do you think

edit: this is funny

[Mr. Tastix]

1. It was fake.

2. Apparently, whoever signed up would get a blowjob. Meaning, in total, 40,000 people would be getting blowjobs - if it weren't fake.

[C:Enter:£££]

lol No shit it was fake, it was hosted on a free poll site.

[clyzm]

As a soundbyte from Ahumado Granujo's songs say,

"Infiltration unsuccessful."