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by **Bob** » Thu Aug 20, 09 2:39 pm

I'd fuck her.

by **ynnaD** » Thu Aug 20, 09 5:42 pm

I wouldn't

by **~SaSQuAtCH~** » Thu Aug 20, 09 7:52 pm

She's hairy

by **Legion** » Thu Aug 20, 09 8:01 pm

I thought she was a man.

by **James** » Thu Aug 20, 09 8:08 pm

~SaSQuAtCH~ wrote:She's hairy

You stole my post!

by **~SaSQuAtCH~** » Thu Aug 20, 09 9:08 pm

you browse too much internets!

by **Dex** » Thu Aug 20, 09 9:48 pm

Bob wrote:I'd fuck her.

me too

by **clyzm** » Thu Aug 20, 09 9:53 pm

isnt she like 14 LOL

by **Mr. Tastix** » Thu Aug 20, 09 10:54 pm

Yeah... when the first Harry Potter movie came out lol.

by **Tantalus** » Fri Aug 21, 09 12:00 am

portable mp3 player wrote:isnt she like 14 LOL

The law is on her side now.

by **Bob** » Fri Aug 21, 09 12:14 am

Shes 19, I'm 19. I see no problems.

by **Snakey** » Fri Aug 21, 09 1:55 am

Bob wrote:Shes 19, I'm 19. I see no problems.

The problem is she's not in my bed, am I right

by **clyzm** » Fri Aug 21, 09 2:24 am

i dont find her one bit attractive

you guys are weird im going home

by **Bob** » Fri Aug 21, 09 3:10 am

Classic beauty.

Aye you would!

by **James** » Fri Aug 21, 09 6:49 am

But she looks plain and mousey as fuck. So terribly average. No wonder she marries a ginge!

by **Legion** » Fri Aug 21, 09 9:11 am

Bob wrote:

Classic beauty.

Aye you would!

Okay, my list of problems with her:

She looks like she has a wig on
No boobs! I mean my God... She looks like she is flat chested!
That makup makes her look like she has Jaundace! Do you have any idea what that does? lol
Her teeth look yellow.
Oh did I mention her hair looks like a damn animal died on her face?
and her eyes make her look possessed.... I mean come on.. they look black...
And that orange tint on her skin MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A DAMN OOMPA LOOMPA!
There. That's why I don't like the Lass.

by **James** » Fri Aug 21, 09 9:27 am

Insert "she has a whole in her teeth, disgusting.jpg" image macro.

by **~SaSQuAtCH~** » Fri Aug 21, 09 1:41 pm

ftw

by **Legion** » Fri Aug 21, 09 1:49 pm

That image is gross on so many levels............

by **Bob** » Fri Aug 21, 09 1:59 pm

You are all entitled to your opinion, but so am I. I say I'd fuck her.

by **James** » Fri Aug 21, 09 4:18 pm

~SaSQuAtCH~ wrote:[img]-[/img]

ftw

I was actually on about an insult towards you.

by **Legion** » Sat Aug 22, 09 3:19 am

Bob wrote:You are all entitled to your opinion, but so am I. I say I'd fuck her.

I would to.. just get me a blindfold and as much Vodka as one person could carry.. then I'll be able to do it and hopefully not remember.

by **~SaSQuAtCH~** » Sat Aug 22, 09 12:59 pm

James wrote:
~SaSQuAtCH~ wrote:[img]-[/img]

ftw

I was actually on about an insult towards you.

AND YOU CLAIM TO HAVE PLAYED L4D

by **James** » Sat Aug 22, 09 1:04 pm

http://steamcommunity.com/id/iateyourho ... tab=versus

Yes.

Harry fucking Potter

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