FUCK YOU MODERN LITERATURE

[Spiderbot01]

FUCK YOU LORD OF THE RINGS, FUCK YOU HARRY POTTER, THIS HERES A REAL BOOK:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYp-uW6r ... re=related

[Mr. Tastix]

I have admittedly, never read that book. But I've heard it's a good read.

[clyzm]

Shitty book

Try some Star Maker

[Spiderbot01]

Shitty book

Try some Star Maker

You're a shitty book.

[Tantalus]

It's ALL about Mog the Cat.

[Hanover Fist]

FUCK YOU LORD OF THE RINGS, FUCK YOU HARRY POTTER, THIS HERES A REAL BOOK:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYp-uW6r ... re=related

So Lord of the Rings is modern literature now? You must not read much. I'd call you a numbnut but then I'd be banned before I could see your retort. So I'll go far enough to say you can still feel your nuts, but why would you call a book written right around the second World War as modern literature?

[Tantalus]

It's not modern as in the last decade or so. It's still within a lifetime, therefore still contemporary. Why is it called "modern classical", when it's from roughly 1900-2000?

[Hanover Fist]

Because you touch yourself at night.

[Aidan]

Because you touch yourself at night.

Or a real answer

Lord of the rings was written long ago. The stories were actually bedtime stories for Tolken's Son, when he decided to write a book (which later turned into books) about them.

[Hanover Fist]

Tolken fought in the first World War and wrote the book about the second World War.

[~SaSQuAtCH~]

Where the wild things are

The first time I saw the trailer I was quite annoyed...

That ridiculous clothing the kid has, and the fact that the heads of those monkeys are CGI while the rest of their body is dress makes me want to eat a lamp.
What I hate the most about this movie is that actually it might be good.

Another movie of which trailer and poster pissed me off big time on first sight;



Give me a f.kin break..

[Hanover Fist]

That's the exact way the kid dresses in the book. You're a smart one.

[Aidan]

That movie freaks me out. I have absolutely no desire to view it.

[Spiderbot01]

FUCK YOU LORD OF THE RINGS, FUCK YOU HARRY POTTER, THIS HERES A REAL BOOK:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYp-uW6r ... re=related

So Lord of the Rings is modern literature now? You must not read much. I'd call you a numbnut but then I'd be banned before I could see your retort. So I'll go far enough to say you can still feel your nuts, but why would you call a book written right around the second World War as modern literature?

In this thread, complete goons don't realise the lack of seriousness in a topic when a young childrens book is compared to lord of the rings.


lern 2 not take things in caps seriously.

[Hanover Fist]

Dude, you're such an idiot I'd think if you said Metallica's first album wasn't Kill Em All as a joke, I'd think you were serious. That's how much of a raging jackass I think you are.

[James]

Are you implying that he implied Kill Em All was a children's album? Shut up Reclaimer you're shit at the trolling game especially when you still have a Halo Avatar.

[Aidan]

especially when you still have a Halo Avatar.

I lol'd. I didn't even notice he still had that.

Dude, you're such an idiot I'd think if you said Metallica's first album wasn't Kill Em All as a joke, I'd think you were serious. That's how much of a raging jackass I think you are.

Be nice, and people will be nice back

[Hanover Fist]

Are you implying that he implied Kill Em All was a children's album? Shut up Reclaimer you're shit at the trolling game especially when you still have a Halo Avatar.

Your shitass forum won't let me upload anything else. And this "trolling" fad bullshit is just that, bullshit. I'm not "trolling", if you're an idiot, which you are, I'll tell you so, which I just did.

Idiot.

[James]

Who are you again?

[-TheSpecialist-]

It's good and all that we can express our beliefs freely; I'm assuming Reclaimer is just stating what he believes to be true.

But I think this thread has run its course.

[Hanover Fist]

Who are you again?

Coming from you that's hilarious.

[Mr. Tastix]

Are you implying that he implied Kill Em All was a children's album? Shut up Reclaimer you're shit at the trolling game especially when you still have a Halo Avatar.

Your shitass forum won't let me upload anything else. And this "trolling" fad bullshit is just that, bullshit. I'm not "trolling", if you're an idiot, which you are, I'll tell you so, which I just did.

Idiot.

I dislike being called a troll myself (which I have been accused of being on a few forums) but honestly, when you're being a douche (like I was on said forums) then don't expect people to take it lightly.

Please however, continue being a prick, your posts and the arguments you make between others amuse me.

[Hanover Fist]

You're barely literate.

[James]

Who are you again?

Coming from you that's hilarious.

Who

[Hanover Fist]

Exactly.

[James]

Glad you're set in place again.

Meanwhile, I'm looking forward to this movie.

[Hanover Fist]

Glad you're set in place again.

Meanwhile, I'm looking forward to this movie.

Prepubescent gimps who believe they have notoriety from an obscure forum for a game they barely played, that's rich.

[James]

To be 6 months older than someone you must have the authority to use non-sensical rags on the youth, Ms. Stephenie Myers!

[Mr. Tastix]

Glad you're set in place again.

Meanwhile, I'm looking forward to this movie.

Prepubescent gimps who believe they have notoriety from an obscure forum for a game they barely played, that's rich.

Yes, that is rich. Coming from you.

[Aidan]

You're barely literate.

hmmmmmmm? Well then..