At this time of year it is important to remember the message of the Holy One.
2000 years Admin decided to give us JC. JC was born in a lowly greazel shed, his mum was a noob and his father a mapper. 3 wise hackers came to see him and gave him bio, ammo and med. He went forth preaching the word of Admin, using the augs that Admin gave him, regen, speed, environmental resistance etc... he performed many cheats, including the owning of the 5000 and the waterbuggin. The Romans didn't like him cheating, they envied his scores, and decided to kickban him. He was betrayed by one of his own moderators and handed over to the Romans for punishment. His kickban lasted 3 days, after which he connected again, his followers bowed down and proclaimed him as the true son of Admin.
He died to save us all... now he is Admin too...
Have a cool yule ppl...and remember the message of the holy one...