Assholes in singleplayers

[James]

Although Deus Ex is the only game with assholes in SP

It's nearly 4am here.

brb reading off the top of my head.

[clyzm]

Alex from MP wasn't an asshole

I think you're thinking of that BB guy

[MrBlackDX]

Wario isn't an asshole

He is THE asshole

[James]

Wario isn't an asshole

He is THE asshole

WAH HA HA

[MrBlackDX]

But seriously though

Waluigi is a REAL asshole

And best character on Mario Kart DS

[Tantalus]

Postal Guy is not an asshole!
Just an awkwardly unfunny, inbred JC.

[Mastakilla]

They aren't assholes.

[James]

King of Hyrule:

Hey Link haha sorry about this shit I'm going to make you sail the seas on my back and put your life in danger as I sit down here and do fuck all, oh yeah, fuck Hyrule lets keep it sinking why did I set you on this adventure when nothing really happened oh dear oh my.

Marche:

I'm sorry crippled brother, you cannot be happy and a King in Ivalice so back to the wheelchair with you. You too, albino wench.

Maze:

Hey let me take you in, I killed your parents btw.

Slyvia:

I sent you off to kill 10 very dangerous men because I want my husband to be very jealous because you want to get into my pants. My husband is your brother btw.

Tails:

Hi I get hurt and lose all your rings.

Biard:

I'm a plain asshole.

Wario:

WEH HEH HEH HEH

Spider Alienid:

lol you're ded m8

Postal Guy:

i'm a mass murderer

Max Payne:

My life has gone to shit and I still act smug.

Pac-Man:

You've aided me into a drug binge and made me eat spirits.

Ocarina of Time's Water Temple:

Ocarina of Time's Water Temple is hard.

Cid:

I'M A FANTASTIC ASSHOLE WHERE IS THE FUCKING TEA!?

Squall:

Whatever...

[Snakey]

Tails:

Hi I get hurt and lose all your rings.

What Sonic game are you talking about? All of the ones I've played he just goes and does his own shit and you aren't effected.

[James]

2, 3.

Especially 2, get hit in those little race things HA HA AHAAAAAA no rings

[Snakey]

2, 3.

Especially 2, get hit in those little race things HA HA AHAAAAAA no rings

Those are the only ones I've played, I don't remember him losing rings though.

[James]

if he gets hurt, you lose rings too.

[MrBlackDX]

I thought he was more of an asshole because of the whole

"Hey Sonic, I can fly, you can't do shit, but I'm gonna be TOTALLY useless!"

[Mastakilla]

I actually enjoyed Ocarina of Time's water temple place thing. Probably best part of the game.
But I'm convinced I guess.
But Maze wasn't an asshole, he just wanted to be cool
I can relate to that

[James]

>wanted to be cool
>killed your parents
>killed that awesome scouser who you watched dat stock dere for meeeeee

[xProtocol Rain]

Wait.. Who the fuck is this guy?

[Baleout]

I have no idea.

[Kaiden]

Squall:

Whatever...

Lol.

(Adding sentence so this isn't spam)

[KillerZ]

CID HIGHWIND!

[Baleout]

Your powers of properties and google are amaaaaaaazing.

[MrBlackDX]

Cid from FF7

Wouldn't completely class him as a pure asshole

Considering he's one of the better characters in the game