ACNE: Does your teenager have acne? Masturbation often leads to excessive hormone production, which is the primary cause of acne. Very few teenagers who don't masturbate have acne.
Haha, what a load of fucking bullshit.
DESIRE FOR PRIVACY: Does your child lock his or her bedroom door? It is not healthy for a teen to desire privacy. Chances are he or she is in there masturbating.
Guess whoever wrote this has either, never had a girlfriend, never had a life as a teenager (which is impossible) as all people want privacy some time. ESPECIALLY teenagers...
Oh, and he probably has no cock in the first place...
BOY JUICES: Are there semen stains on your son's bed sheets or underwear? There's only one way they could have been deposited there. So line up all of your sons at least twice a day for a family prayer meeting and underwear check!
HAHAHAHA!!! Well, gotta admit. It's true, but wait! YOU COULD BE HAVING SEX!!! OMFG, IT DOESN'T SAY THAT SEX ISN'T ALLOWED, WOOT!!! Also, I think you'd be classed as a perfect for a "underwear check."
FADDISM: Does your child wear fashionable clothing or hairstyles? If your child can't resist the peer pressure to look a certain way, he or she probably can't resist the peer pressure to masturbate, either.
Oh, FFS! My god, so people AREN'T allowed to wear clothes that are fasionable? Or, people under the age of 18 anyway? What a load of bull-fucking-shit!
And the ways to STOP masturbation are even worse!
Rofl, "Remove your child's bedroom door. Privacy is one of the leading causes of masturbation." I'd love to see my parents try that one on me, lol.
"Throw away your television. There is absolutely nothing of value on television. Everyone should be reading their Bibles or working, not watching filth like Baywatch or Star Trek." - One question, how the fuck does this work? Oh well, there IS a bright side. You Americans wouldn't have to listen to Bush or any other politics complain about wanking...
"Use corporal punishment. Spare the rod and spoil the child! Although outlawed by Socialists in many places, a good sound thrashing has always been the best cure for the unruly child." - I'd also like to see this done on me, I think I'D be the one doing the "thrashing" thanks, if you know what I mean, lol
Man, this is sooo not real, fucken funny though, lol.
Blood is thicker than water and sweeter than candy.
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