by SuperLagg » Wed Jan 03, 07 10:51 am
Aliens do exist. They come here every day en mass, bypassing every sort of security system our lands posses. They try to fit into our society like they were one of us, performing menial labor just to stay out of the eyes of our government officials. They say it's worth leaving their home for, escaping their horrible leaders and despicable quality of life, but that's likely utter bullshit. They are so desperate to live on our lands that they will do anything you tell them to, granted you promise them some of our currency (Their 'currency' is worthless here). They mean no harm, but they cause it anyway. Because of the aliens, many of our own men and women have been degraded to living off the Government, aliens in place of their income.
I guess that's what we get for living next to Mexico.
All we need to do to find aliens is send out a million billion terrabytes of our hottest pornography that stops playing shortly before the pants come off and promise that any alien who comes to our planet will the full video free of charge. We'll be filled with xenophile aliens in no time at all! [see: Within the next epoch]
