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by **~D[A]rren~** » Mon Nov 06, 06 10:55 pm

~[A]Cataclyzm~ wrote:
[V]Klépto wrote:"yer i know a ben"

"REALLY?!"

"no."

" "

IS THAT HOW IT WENT?!?!

That's how it went.

OMG, EXACTLY LIKE THAT.

I seriously went there and asked like 6 people, even the police officers!

Small is it?

by **MrBlackDX** » Mon Nov 06, 06 11:10 pm

~D[A]rren~ wrote:
~[A]Cataclyzm~ wrote:
[V]Klépto wrote:"yer i know a ben"

"REALLY?!"

"no."

" "

IS THAT HOW IT WENT?!?!

That's how it went.

OMG, EXACTLY LIKE THAT.

I seriously went there and asked like 6 people, even the police officers!

Small is it?

dont question Keiths penis size

by **Snakey** » Mon Nov 06, 06 11:32 pm

Everyone wants poontang from le Ben.

by **clyzm** » Tue Nov 07, 06 5:09 am

~D[A]rren~ wrote:
~[A]Cataclyzm~ wrote:
[V]Klépto wrote:"yer i know a ben"

"REALLY?!"

"no."

" "

IS THAT HOW IT WENT?!?!

That's how it went.

OMG, EXACTLY LIKE THAT.

I seriously went there and asked like 6 people, even the police officers!

Small is it?

Small suburban town near Frankfurt, yeah.

by **Ste** » Thu Nov 16, 06 1:37 pm

Yo Lazer, i wouldnt worry about penis size man! fact is alot of the guys on here are truely lying to make themselves look good on a forum saying they have large dicks when in reality theyre more likely to have an average size, also are we talking flacid or erect? if your all on about flacid then you really are 1 bunch of liers.

Erect i think teh bob is speaking the truth but ya'll who say mines 10" 8" etc are liers.

Its not the size of the penis anyway its what you do with it!! that is a fact. And anyway for those who have a truely large penis....................enjoy your crap sex, cos u cant fit it ALL inside and thats alot of the pleasure.

by **Snakey** » Thu Nov 16, 06 3:00 pm

Ste wrote:enjoy your crap sex, cos u cant fit it ALL inside and thats alot of the pleasure.

Great news for Dale!

by **C:Enter:£££** » Thu Nov 16, 06 3:02 pm

No I can't fit mine in, it's so minute.

by **Lazer** » Thu Nov 16, 06 3:57 pm

Ste wrote:Yo Lazer, i wouldnt worry about penis size man! fact is alot of the guys on here are truely lying to make themselves look good on a forum saying they have large dicks when in reality theyre more likely to have an average size, also are we talking flacid or erect? if your all on about flacid then you really are 1 bunch of liers.

Erect i think teh bob is speaking the truth but ya'll who say mines 10" 8" etc are liers.

Its not the size of the penis anyway its what you do with it!! that is a fact. And anyway for those who have a truely large penis....................enjoy your crap sex, cos u cant fit it ALL inside and thats alot of the pleasure.

Lol, I can't work out if you're being sarcastic or not, kinda like a double bluff on me! I was on a wind up.

I hope everyone on here realises i was talking tongue in cheek with every post on this thread (i think only Jay noticed

).

That or i'm just in denial eh!

by **C:Enter:£££** » Thu Nov 16, 06 4:13 pm

lol No it was kind of obvious.

by **Krieg** » Thu Nov 16, 06 4:19 pm

Go fuck yourself or fuck you isn't equal to idiot ? I saw that many times recently or in post during my period :S
Get back on your feet moderators

and stay strong !!!!!!!!

by **MrBlackDX** » Thu Nov 16, 06 5:35 pm

Diehard wrote:Go fuck yourself or fuck you isn't equal to idiot ? I saw that many times recently or in post during my period :S
Get back on your feet moderators and stay strong !!!!!!!!

we listen to you

by **James** » Thu Nov 16, 06 5:47 pm

We do?

by **MrBlackDX** » Thu Nov 16, 06 5:49 pm

Gunner Recall wrote:We do?

dont uncover the fascade

and if i tried to sound fancy when i typed the above sentance its because i dream of men

by **Zantinzuken** » Thu Nov 16, 06 5:53 pm

Well aren't you a shirt lifter!

by **clyzm** » Thu Nov 16, 06 11:46 pm

Ste wrote:Yo Lazer, i wouldnt worry about penis size man! fact is alot of the guys on here are truely lying to make themselves look good on a forum saying they have large dicks when in reality theyre more likely to have an average size, also are we talking flacid or erect? if your all on about flacid then you really are 1 bunch of liers.

Erect i think teh bob is speaking the truth but ya'll who say mines 10" 8" etc are liers.

Its not the size of the penis anyway its what you do with it!! that is a fact. And anyway for those who have a truely large penis....................enjoy your crap sex, cos u cant fit it ALL inside and thats alot of the pleasure.

I don't lie about my penis size, I actually have a large one!

and umm... smaller penises increase sexual pleasure and bigger ones don't?

What upside down world do you live in now? :roll:

by **Imperial** » Fri Nov 17, 06 1:02 am

cover your eyes children now!

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