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by **Siva** » Thu Jul 12, 07 8:52 pm

Allan wrote:
XII//:Protocol wrote:HOLD ON, SHINIES AREN'T IN THE NEW GAMES?

I PLAYED GOLD FOR ABOUT 7 MONTHS STRAIGHT AND NO SHINY.

FUCK YOU GAMEFREAK
The Red Gyrados is a shiny... And that's a plot element.

OH IT IS? BECAUSE I CAUGHT THAT

by **Spiderbot01** » Thu Jul 12, 07 8:58 pm

I once levelled up a magikarp to gyrados, suffice to say, never has anything been such an anti climax.

by **Zantinzuken** » Thu Jul 12, 07 9:04 pm

I once just caught a gyrados to kill the middle man.

by **Allan** » Thu Jul 12, 07 9:21 pm

XII//:Protocol wrote:
Allan wrote:
XII//:Protocol wrote:HOLD ON, SHINIES AREN'T IN THE NEW GAMES?

I PLAYED GOLD FOR ABOUT 7 MONTHS STRAIGHT AND NO SHINY.

FUCK YOU GAMEFREAK
The Red Gyrados is a shiny... And that's a plot element.

OH IT IS? BECAUSE I CAUGHT THAT

If it's off-colour, or has about 8 little stars come out from around it when you choose the thing, it's a shiny. Also worth checking the Status page, if it's a shiny it'll have 2 or 3 clustered stars near the top.

by **Big Daddy** » Thu Jul 12, 07 10:28 pm

Beast wrote:Dont be fucking heartless.

Leave it for a few days, then approach her with a complete soft touch. Tell her you love her, see if she responds.

If she does not respond, be persistent but not creepy, fine balance. Finally if she's ready to talk tell her you were being distracted by the DS. Don't let a DS being smashed destroy your relationship.

Big Daddy

by **Cozmo** » Sat Jul 14, 07 5:14 pm

Even if it wasn't, tell her everything was your fault and that you're really sorry, etc.

by **Alex** » Sat Jul 14, 07 5:23 pm

I'd blame the shiny pokemon. Tell her it was bugging you.

by **Big Daddy** » Sat Jul 14, 07 6:08 pm

Yeah, scream "My eyes!"

by **Psykorgasm** » Sun Jul 15, 07 10:19 pm

Beast wrote:Hey, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me...

LOL!! Brilliant! :lol:

by **Imperial** » Sun Jul 15, 07 11:01 pm

MastaKilla wrote:Buy her a shiny pidgey to replace the dead cat. Both happy.

Sorry, fucked up situation, I still love you

lMAO!! Classic! XD lol at the first post too

Okay, just buy her some flowers( red roses yee) and come to her door and say ur sorry? mybee.

by **Jon** » Mon Jul 16, 07 9:59 am

Listen to radio 1, and take note; leave her an answer message...

"I wanna lick you up and down, 'til you saaaaay stop!"

IT ALWAYS WORKS FOR ME.

I wish they'd play Kerrang or some decent radio station at work...

by **Spiderbot01** » Mon Jul 16, 07 10:56 am

Jon wrote:Listen to radio 1, and take note; leave her an answer message...

"I wanna lick you up and down, 'til you saaaaay stop!"

IT ALWAYS WORKS FOR ME.

I wish they'd play Kerrang or some decent radio station at work...

OMG You hear that on Friday, we heard it on the minibus, that was so fucking funny.

by **Jon** » Mon Jul 16, 07 11:06 am

I hear it whenever I stick my head into a car to fit a damn audio system, its ALWAYS the defaulted radio station!

Did you hear on the other monday; it was going on about how guys have worn thei gf's underwear at least once :roll:

by **James** » Mon Jul 16, 07 2:47 pm

Jon wrote:I hear it whenever I stick my head into a car to fit a damn audio system, its ALWAYS the defaulted radio station!

Did you hear on the other monday; it was going on about how guys have worn thei gf's underwear at least once

Hahahahahaaha!
So true.

by **Chococat** » Thu Jul 19, 07 9:47 pm

GameCare and not lying solves all

by **Big Daddy** » Thu Jul 19, 07 10:00 pm

You're suggesting he should say to his girl he had a spaz because he saw a shiny pidgey? I guess that makes sense.

by **Chococat** » Thu Jul 19, 07 10:14 pm

I mean not lying as in admit there is no gf.. lmao

by **James** » Thu Jul 19, 07 10:16 pm

ROFL, hahahahaha oh my god.

by **Big Daddy** » Thu Jul 19, 07 10:22 pm

Did you lie to me James? Did you take advantage of my slow mind?

by **James** » Thu Jul 19, 07 10:24 pm

Does the pope shit in the woods?

by **C:Enter:£££** » Thu Jul 19, 07 10:29 pm

Yes he does.

by **James** » Thu Jul 19, 07 10:31 pm

Well then theres your answer.

by **clyzm** » Thu Jul 19, 07 10:34 pm

In this thread GTA san andreas

by **C:Enter:£££** » Thu Jul 19, 07 10:38 pm

No it's a real joke, it's just used in Sani**er. ¬_¬ I hate that game.

by **clyzm** » Thu Jul 19, 07 10:43 pm

C:Enter:£££ wrote:No it's a real joke, it's just used in Sani**er. ¬_¬ I hate that game.

Actually it's pretty fun

I got it for Xbox, if that helps.

by **Cyrus** » Thu Jul 19, 07 10:55 pm

I ONCE CAUGHT A PIKACHU AT THE START OF THE RED GAME IN LIKE 1996/7. THAT PIKACHU HAS PLAYED IN ALL THE POKEMON GAMES I HAVE EVER PLAYED AND IS STILL ON 1 OF THE POKEMON GAMES TO THIS VERY DAY SO HE IS LIKE 10 YEARS OLD!

by **Zantinzuken** » Thu Jul 19, 07 11:12 pm

LOL Pensioner Pikachu!

Does he use his bus pass to get to Brock's gym? XD

by **James** » Thu Jul 19, 07 11:13 pm

NO HE USES FLY.

by **Imperial** » Thu Jul 19, 07 11:37 pm

[V]Commander wrote:I ONCE CAUGHT A PIKACHU AT THE START OF THE RED GAME IN LIKE 1996/7. THAT PIKACHU HAS PLAYED IN ALL THE POKEMON GAMES I HAVE EVER PLAYED AND IS STILL ON 1 OF THE POKEMON GAMES TO THIS VERY DAY SO HE IS LIKE 10 YEARS OLD!

When's his birthday exactly? We should all dress up as pokemon and throw a party.

Kk, so you guys dress up as different pokemon, while I will *pretend* to be ash and *pretend* to capture you with my pokeball ( a.k.a sack) and *pretend* to try and make you mate, so we can have lots of little pokemon running around to use for fights. Dont worry there are plenty of female pokemon too! That's why they had to put o instead of e to eliminate sexism

by **James** » Thu Jul 19, 07 11:44 pm

I WANT TO MATE WITH ERIC, WHITE KYLE, BLACK KYLE AND EMMA.

Pokemon vs RELATIONSHIP

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