Soccer, 3 easy steps to recovery.

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Your mother likes football? What is she, a guy?

Oi, I like football! Liverpool weeee

Yes? What you getting at?

[clyzm]

American football all ze way!

Hut, hut hike!

[DarkKnight]

Your mother likes football? What is she, a guy?

Oi, I like football! Liverpool weeee

And yes, its FOOTBALL not soccer. Soccer is a stupid word.

If you where from Aussie, you'd be calling Aussie Rules Soccer.

Ambiguity is not your friend!

[clyzm]

Still, American football is better than Soccer!

[Psykorgasm]

Not at all. I'm United through and through

You are a Scouserrrrrrrrr,
An ugly Scouserrrrrrrrr,
You're only happy,
On Giro dayyyy.
Your mum's out thievingggg,
Your dad's drug-dealingggg,
So pleaseeeee don't take my hubcaps awayyyyyy.

Gaaaaary Neville shags his mum! Shags his mum! Shags his mum! Gaaaaary Neville shags his mum! Fucking shithead!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YACLQOt9NgI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbU8abDOcVs

We've won it five times
We've won it five ti-ii-imes
In Istanbu-ul
We won it five times

"We've won it 5 and 18 times you know, if United ever achieve the same, I'll probably be dead by then"- Steven Gerrard

Ahh, thats me done for today...

[Lazer]

Gaaaaary Neville shags his mum! Shags his mum! Shags his mum! Gaaaaary Neville shags his mum! Fucking shithead!

Gaaaaaaaary Neville is a red, is a red, is a red!
Gaaaaaaaary Neville is a red, he hates scousers!

We've won it five times
We've won it five ti-ii-imes
In Istanbu-ul
We won it five times

Have you ever done the treble? Ave u fuck!
Have you ever done the treble have you fuck...
Have you ever done the treble, ever done the treble, ever done the treble have you fuck!

"We've won it 5 and 18 times you know, if United ever achieve the same, I'll probably be dead by then"- Steven Gerrard

http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/sport/...ticle547531.ece - is this your beloved gerrard?

Oh jay,

You've won one,
Bob won three,
You know Europe is the key,
So just accept your place in history,
Second best to Bob Paisley.

ancient or what! u learn that back in 1983? weve won 2.

[MrBlackDX]

Who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies

Wasted did

[James]

Oh jay,

You've won one,
Bob won three,
You know Europe is the key,
So just accept your place in history,
Second best to Bob Paisley.

ancient or what! u learn that back in 1983? weve won 2.

As I said, I don't follow football.
And that was baaack in 2003 when I learnt that.

Thats what we sung when you lot came to us for a nice spot of tea.

Still, THREE!

[Lazer]

I dunno how to break it to ya......but you've won 5! (Doh should i really be telling him this). But in the song it says Bob won 3 so i'll let u off.

[James]

I dunno how to break it to ya......but you've won 5! (Doh should i really be telling him this). But in the song it says Bob won 3 so i'll let u off.

Yeh it was a Bob vs Fergie thing, iirc.
Course I knew.

[DarkKnight]

The only thing good to come out of the sudden and brutal media bombardment of soccer in Australia; Nike adds.

http://www.nike.com.au/

Still though, Australia is through to the knockouts, woo.

[clyzm]

Lol, you guys should see the arguments they have on shoutwire. There's so much mass debate on it, even the difference between football and soccer, lol.

So much anti-Americanism too. Look at this: http://www.shoutwire.com/comments/16612 ... _It_Soccer

So much mass debate lol, between the words "soccer" and "football."

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Let’s not forget Baseball, another evolution from a British game called ‘Rounders’. Rounders is (and has been for a long time) largely a girl’s game in the UK… normally played only by children.

HAHAHA!!! That is fucking true

[clyzm]

I hate baseball anyways, so much craze over it

[DarkKnight]

Soccer was invented by the Chinese.

I don't see little China men complaining about the word Soccer.

[Lazer]

Soccer/football was invented by the english!! look it up.

[Zantinzuken]

Of the 45 national FIFA affiliates in which English is an official or primary language, only three (Canada, Samoa and the United States) use "soccer" in their name, while the rest use football (although the Samoan Federation actually uses both).

Wikipedia ftw.

Soccer comes from the word association, who new

This aussie doesn't want to refer to it as "Football" because they call their own game "Aussie Rules" football.

Each to their own i suppose.

[DarkKnight]

Soccer/football was invented by the english!! look it up.

*ahem*

You are incorrect.

The rules of 'football' as you know it was invented by the English, back when they split with Rugby. This took place in the late 1800's.

However a game almost exactly like your 'football' existed in China bloody years ago. Remember the english had open trade routes to China long before Soccer had a managing body.

Proof yee ask?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/01062006/325/i ... tball.html

The earliest form of football is generally thought to be a Chinese game called cuju ("kickball"), created some 4,700 years ago to teach soldiers about cooperation and vigilance.

Two teams would do battle on a rectangular pitch and aim to shoot a leather ball through a hole high up on an intricately decorated gate, an example of which can be seen at the exhibition.

[Lazer]

But that isnt football is it! Football as we know it, yes, theres only 1 official game of football/soccer was started by the english.

Laters

[DarkKnight]

But that isnt football is it! Football as we know it, yes, theres only 1 official game of football/soccer was started by the english.

Laters

Sad man, really sad.

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Hahah that was funny shit!

[clyzm]

It's still not the greatest sport just because it's played by everyone.

[Lazer]

But that isnt football is it! Football as we know it, yes, theres only 1 official game of football/soccer was started by the english.

Laters

Sad man, really sad.

How so? It wasn't me who went searching for 'proof' on the internet to try to prove something that is bollocks on your part.

And it isn't me who acts like einstein on the forum and chips into every debate going on these forums, even if it is of no particular interest to themselves. Thinking theyre right on every subject matter because they think they're smarter than they actually are.

Ta ta.

[clyzm]

But that isnt football is it! Football as we know it, yes, theres only 1 official game of football/soccer was started by the english.

Laters

Sad man, really sad.

How so? It wasn't me who went searching for 'proof' on the internet to try to prove something that is bollocks on your part.

And it isn't me who acts like einstein on the forum and chips into every debate going on these forums, even if it is of no particular interest to themselves. Thinking theyre right on every subject matter because they think they're smarter than they actually are.

Ta ta.

I still prefer calling it soccer, not to be confused with the "wussy perversion of Rugby" American football.

[DarkKnight]

But that isnt football is it! Football as we know it, yes, theres only 1 official game of football/soccer was started by the english.

Laters

Sad man, really sad.

How so? It wasn't me who went searching for 'proof' on the internet to try to prove something that is bollocks on your part.

And it isn't me who acts like einstein on the forum and chips into every debate going on these forums, even if it is of no particular interest to themselves. Thinking theyre right on every subject matter because they think they're smarter than they actually are.

Ta ta.

I find it sad because you're grasping for every straw for "BUT ENGLAND INVENTED FOOTBALL!....NO REALLY!".

China invented football, and it is more football then Soccer could be. (The goalie still uses his hands) It is quite apt to call the Chinese game the grand daddy of Soccer, Soccer being a young little upstart of a grand child. Different, but from the same line.

[Lazer]

From your link...

While the English created the world's first football association in London in 1863

That'll do me thank ya very much. Football as we know it is association football, we created it.

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Wasn't your argument about English inventing football?

[DarkKnight]

Wasn't your argument about English inventing football?

China invented football, England invented Soccer. Now we're all happy.

[clyzm]

There's even more arguments on who created basketball.

They say basketball is the only real American sport, because ignorant UKers suppose baseball comes from "rounders", and A-Football comes from "rugby".

Even yet, a canadian made basketball.

[Lazer]

Wasn't your argument about English inventing football?

Invented/created........there the same thing.

Darknight, soccer is football! its just you noobs and americans who can't grasp the concept