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by **clyzm** » Wed Oct 11, 06 10:40 pm

Lol.

*in toki voice* you sillie nanny

by **Conceited** » Thu Oct 12, 06 12:04 am

Schizophrenia can actually be many things, multiple minds, split personality, whatever. Me Myself and Irene really didn't cover it too well. All the symptoms shown help categorise which type you are diagnosed with, whether it be Catatonic, Paranoid, Disorganised or even undifferentiated, where the symptoms don't fit into a particular category. Schizophrenia tends to be different to everyone, with some people suffering from positive symptoms, such as thought disturbances orrrr hallucinations, perhaps delusions. Now before you start up about 'how can those be positive', let me explain. They are known as positive as they allow the brain to function above the standard working level, whereas negative symptoms, perhaps avolition or flat effect, mean that the brain is functioning below working level.

Now that we're straight, the diagnosis of schizophrenia is normally finalised after a patient has shown 1 or more positive symptoms for around one month. This can be matched with evidence for 2 negative symptoms, or even secondary symptoms, if positive symptoms are not shown.
One psychologist conducted a study in which sane participants were sent to asylums complaining of 'hearing voices' when they were fine, and acted fine after they had been admitted to hospital. However, they were held for at least 60 days. With this unreliable diagnostic system, I am not at ALL surprised by the figures presented, especially as people are known to imitate the behaviour of other schizophrenia sufferers in everyday life and hospitals, which explains how the number of patients can quickly double, in hospitals, over a short period of time.

This isn't proof read, written purely out of my interest for the subject and to put you 'copy and paste'rs) to rest. Seeing as you ALL 'know' what schizophrenia is.

by **C:Enter:£££** » Thu Oct 12, 06 12:22 am

Some nice coverage, did you study it at college?

by **Conceited** » Thu Oct 12, 06 12:32 am

It, along with depression, is a part of my psychology course, yeah. I'm surprised I got so much out, I've had a wreckless day.

by **Chococat** » Thu Oct 12, 06 2:12 pm

Velvet-Acid-Soul wrote:They should close all the Mcdonalds and burger king over there lol
Pah , at least we europeans can control ourself when seeing a delishcious burger

You do know that the UK currently has the fastest rising obesity rate in Europe and possibly the world right now?

by **Krieg** » Thu Oct 12, 06 3:36 pm

Nope , that is totally new to me.My sources comes out of my memory from last year.Last year my memory had the chance to obtain the fact that the usa had the most problems with obesity during a presentation.What a boring presentations it was.

You pour UK people , the fastfood has gotten a grip over your minds!!! Quikly get the hell out of there and move to The Netherlands !! :lol:

We got free cookies.

by **C:Enter:£££** » Thu Oct 12, 06 3:54 pm

Chococat wrote:
You do know that the UK currently has the fastest rising obesity rate in Europe and possibly the world right now?

You cut Scotland out and we are safe as fuck.

by **Bob** » Thu Oct 12, 06 4:46 pm

Antechrist wrote:
Chococat wrote:
You do know that the UK currently has the fastest rising obesity rate in Europe and possibly the world right now?

You cut Scotland out and we are safe as fuck.

Are you trying to imply that I'm fat?

by **Krieg** » Thu Oct 12, 06 6:10 pm

Bob wrote:
Antechrist wrote:
Chococat wrote:
You do know that the UK currently has the fastest rising obesity rate in Europe and possibly the world right now?

You cut Scotland out and we are safe as fuck.

Are you trying to imply that I'm fat?

That actually made me laugh , omg something made me laugh lmao

by **C:Enter:£££** » Thu Oct 12, 06 8:05 pm

Yes I am, I'm surprised you can even type lol

by **Snakey** » Thu Oct 12, 06 8:35 pm

He has to sit at the other side of the room and use an extendy hand to press the keys.

by **Krieg** » Thu Oct 12, 06 9:06 pm

Antechrist wrote:Yes I am, I'm surprised you can even type lol

lmao , stop the fat jokes , this is making me laugh to much lol.

by **clyzm** » Thu Oct 12, 06 9:25 pm

Chococat wrote:
Velvet-Acid-Soul wrote:They should close all the Mcdonalds and burger king over there lol
Pah , at least we europeans can control ourself when seeing a delishcious burger

You do know that the UK currently has the fastest rising obesity rate in Europe and possibly the world right now?

Oh sorry, did we spread our fatty American virus to your holy country?

by **C:Enter:£££** » Thu Oct 12, 06 9:27 pm

No, because UK isn't a country. You spread it to Scotland and their invention of deep fried mars bars.

by **clyzm** » Thu Oct 12, 06 9:29 pm

Antechrist wrote:No, because UK isn't a country. You spread it to Scotland and their invention of deep fried mars bars.

Yeah, but the Scottish invented the idea of "clans".

by **Bob** » Thu Oct 12, 06 10:15 pm

Not really... The Celts and the Gauls were doing that long before the Picts (us) were.

Deep fried Bounty.... mmm not had one of those in years.

by **clyzm** » Fri Oct 13, 06 3:07 am

Bob wrote:Not really... The Celts and the Gauls were doing that long before the Picts (us) were.

Deep fried Bounty.... mmm not had one of those in years.

Ancestorial clans?

by **Alistair** » Fri Oct 13, 06 8:22 am

The more up north. The more fatties.

by **Lazer** » Fri Oct 13, 06 10:51 am

Yep. Us northeners die at a younger age aswell than all the southern puffs as we eat good, hearty grub such as a fry-up every morning! I think it was found that Hull is the fattest city in the UK, Knowsley, Merseyside was 2nd and Blackburn 3rd.

Top 10 fattest:

1) Hull
2) Knowsley
3) Blackburn
4) South Tyneside
5) County Durham
6) Merthyr Tydfil, Wales
7) Blaenau Gwent, Wales
8 ) Stoke
9) Pendle, Lancs
10) Middlesbrough

Not one southern city in the top 10!

by **James** » Fri Oct 13, 06 10:52 am

HAHAH HULL.

by **C:Enter:£££** » Fri Oct 13, 06 1:25 pm

Knowsley lmao Been eating all the animals :lol:

by **James** » Fri Oct 13, 06 2:21 pm

LOL that Safari Park pwns.
Monkeys taking shits on your windows.

by **Bob** » Fri Oct 13, 06 5:27 pm

I noticed that the list Lazer posted contains no Scottish towns/cities. Ha.

by **Chococat** » Fri Oct 13, 06 7:25 pm

Konami wrote:The more up north. The more fatties.

True, the lower the lifetime expectancy rate too. (Its like 71 years I think or summat)

Do Bounty Bars still exist? I couldn't stand them..

by **clyzm** » Fri Oct 13, 06 9:20 pm

Wait....

what in the blue hell is a FRIED MARS BARS?

THATS JUST EW.

by **C:Enter:£££** » Fri Oct 13, 06 11:40 pm

It's because you have the world's fattest youth, give it a few years and they will make the list of 1. Scotland as a whole, sinking the world! lol

Battered mars bars, I don't ever want to try one. It's a mars bar in batter, cooked EURGH!

by **clyzm** » Fri Oct 13, 06 11:42 pm

Did some stupid scots say "mmm this chocolate thing has so much fat, lets add more fat by BATTERING IT!"

Anyways, even us fatty Americans don't eat that type of shit. They stopped making Mars Bars here anyway.

by **C:Enter:£££** » Fri Oct 13, 06 11:43 pm

They deep fry lard sandwiches in boiling fat lol SUBMERGED IN BOILING LARD!

by **Bob** » Sat Oct 14, 06 12:06 am

It tastes rather nice as well.

by **James** » Sat Oct 14, 06 12:42 am

THINK OF THE PURE INNOCENT CARAMEL AND CHOCOLATE DELICIOUSNESS.
Have you no soul?!

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