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Snakey wrote:Leaving 769 people unaccounted for, yes?
DarkKnight wrote:§ KÃÎÐEN § wrote:My brother downloaded a FamilyGuy series from somewhere, watched them all now though. Spider I hope you realise this argument is your faultYou have a gay interface colour. Carry on.
Actually, it's Derek's for not being able to spell correctly.
Are you going to tell me that UK predictions are better than US ones now?
Most who are neutral, as Lazer put it, side with the UK as well. :\
[A] Cataclyzm wrote:Snakey wrote:Leaving 769 people unaccounted for, yes?
Are you going to tell me that UK predictions are better than US ones now?
[A] Cataclyzm wrote:I'm starting to wonder if that idiot Bush gave us this bad reputation, or was it more of a overall hatred for the US....
Antechrist wrote:3rd world countries have freedom, look what happened to them.
[A] Cataclyzm wrote:Isn't that exactly what you're doing with the UK?
I even admitted to liking some UK comedy, while every limey here doesn't appreciate anything that is American!
Dez wrote:Shh Snakey.
He's hoping no one realised.
You're Australian, so why are you even in this argument?
Dez wrote:- British comedy is FAR better than American comedy. All american comedy is the same, with the same type of families. scenarios, all patriotic and whatever. British comedy is far more varied, and if you've only seen Monty Python I suggest you actually watch some British comedy shows. And yeah, Americans don't understand our comedy at all because you're all used to the same tired safe jokes.
That is 100% incorrect. American comedy isn't the same, there are more variants to comedy than you think! You'd have to watch every American comedy to actually say that they are all the same, not two or 3!
Dez wrote:British fairies? Wtf? I don't know anyone that sounds like a fairy? You DO know that British characters on American shows are played up to the American's perceptions simply to please you lot? If you came to the UK you'd see that most guys would be able to kick your arse easily. If the only accents you've heard are cockney and manchurian you've got a lot to learn.
Is that a fancy way of telling me that British people are generally better than American people? What happened to equality?
Dez wrote:Also, we don't all drink tea obessively, we don't ride around in black cabs or double decker red buses, we don't have bad teeth, we don't all wear bowler hats and carry umbrellas, we don't all personally know the Queen, no one sounds like a fairy!?, and our spelling is correct over yours. Ner Ner
I say our spelling is correct over yours. We could do this all day and long, and unlike Lazer who thinks UK is superior to America, I won't even get tired of it.
Dez wrote:I agree with American stereotyping though.. coz its true. I've been to America twice and all I saw was drunken hobos wandering in the road, really really HUGE people, MaccyD's on every bloody street, girl after girl goin "Like, OMG!!" and a zillion all-you-can-eat places.
Why would they call it stereotyping if it were true? It's not true at all. There's no one obese or overweight in my neighborhood, there's no drunken hobos at all here, the nearest MaccyD's is probably about 15 miles from here. Seriously, have you been to every place in America? If that's true and that's what you saw, then you are right.
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Dez wrote:No it isn't. The same for US. And if you try saying "Omg never said it was!!11" I should tell you, nor did he.
No country's perfect, but they think so, and they start picking on US because we are the popular ones to pick on, not Zimbabwe with diseases, not China with overpopulation, no, US with that idiot in the government!
Dez wrote:You'll see that it is usually never the same, and if you ask a brit about American comedy, they'll say "zomg its the most typical, boringest shit ever" and vice versa with America. We all have our comedy tastes, we all have our country preference. Everybody's pointing the finger at US for having bad comedy, bad looks, bad people, bad politics. Tell me, if "everything" is so bad, why is there more people living here? Or are we all just that stupid?
I live in the US, and I'm proud of it. Anybody can call me a yank, anybody can offend me about how fat my mom is, or how I go to MaccyDs, but I'll still be living in it, and no matter how much of a shithole you think the US is, I'll never move anywhere else.
Ever think that perhaps they are being honest? I love the fact that if they don't agree with you, they are being Pro-UK'ish and thus lying!
Because even Australia can spell colour correctly. Seriously though, if you don't want slanted attacks on US, formulate an argument without slanted UK attacks.
(English teacher memory: 'You can't start a sentence with Because!' 'Why not?' 'Because!......er')
I am yet to see a single new American comedy that has a good story/fresh jokes.
And no, watching a phool jump off things and hitting the ground is not comedy, it's a phool jumping off things and hitting the ground.
You are reading very far, and perhaps too far into words to find a hidden anti-US theme to any response.
And you would be incorrect. In dead locks such as these, we must turn to facts. You remember them, right? :]
English is the language spoken in its home country of England. America is has no way of making a 'more correct' way of spelling an English word. It only has bastardisation, or, as more people would call it, adaptation. You can adapt the word to your liking, but you will still be wrong.
Have you been to every place in the UK?
And he calls UK people fairies.
Here I was just thinking it was a simple matter of English > American English and UK comedy > US comedy... But hey, it must all be an anti-US argument because you are out numbered!
You've talked to everyone in the UK?
Seriously though, you are being a 'typical American' by not admitting that maybe, just maybe, these people here might be telling you the truth, with an unbiased mind.
But yeah no, we all clearly hate America to the core, watch far too much anti-American propaganda, and simply think you are 300 pound and are eating MacDonalds while reading this. Not only that, but all this stems from the fact that America won it's freedom from the British empire. Or is it because we are jealous of you? The reasoning's are so many, I loose track.
aving said that, it won't be hard to find an American that thinks Monty Python > All. It's an ace movie, and quite frankly you can't be expected to be taken seriously in this debate if you didn't 'get it'.
Antechrist wrote:The entire world laugh the same tooSOME SECRET ALIEN LANGUAGE I SAY!
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[A] Cataclyzm wrote:Ever think that perhaps they are being honest? I love the fact that if they don't agree with you, they are being Pro-UK'ish and thus lying!
Where did I say that now? No, they just don't like anything about the US, and I can respect that, but when they start saying how their country is better than mine, that's when I step in.
Dez wrote:Because even Australia can spell colour correctly. Seriously though, if you don't want slanted attacks on US, formulate an argument without slanted UK attacks.
(English teacher memory: 'You can't start a sentence with Because!' 'Why not?' 'Because!......er')
This whole argument started with you telling me how color is spelled incorrectly; mind you, I was using sarcasm, but typical Stevie takes it too far!
Dez wrote:I am yet to see a single new American comedy that has a good story/fresh jokes.
Red Dwarf aside, I am yet to see a single new British comedy that actually makes sense and has good jokes.
Dez wrote:And no, watching a phool jump off things and hitting the ground is not comedy, it's a phool jumping off things and hitting the ground.
It's comedy to me, and fairly amusing![]()
Dez wrote:You are reading very far, and perhaps too far into words to find a hidden anti-US theme to any response.
Or you are being very ignorant and aren't reading between the fucking lines.
Dez wrote:And you would be incorrect. In dead locks such as these, we must turn to facts. You remember them, right? :]
No, I would be correct.
Go ahead, let's keep talking about how correct you are, how incorrect I am. We prefer to spell it color, and if we don't spell it just like the Queen does, it's called a bastardized version? Did you actually pay attention to anything just now?
Dez wrote:English is the language spoken in its home country of England. America is has no way of making a 'more correct' way of spelling an English word. It only has bastardisation, or, as more people would call it, adaptation. You can adapt the word to your liking, but you will still be wrong.
Neither does England for forcing it on us to make every word spelled like theirs. I won't be wrong simply because I prefer to take out a "u"; it's the country's preferences, and you in no way can say they are wrong or are stupid.
Dez wrote:Have you been to every place in the UK?
And he calls UK people fairies.
Most people base Americans on the stereotypes they hear from their friends over at the so-called "pub", I thought they might get a taste of their own medicine. Plus, the accent's just too hilarious xD.
Dez wrote:Here I was just thinking it was a simple matter of English > American English and UK comedy > US comedy... But hey, it must all be an anti-US argument because you are out numbered!
Even after our debate, you still can't see what I'm trying to say? I'm using the government as an example -- hell not even an example, more like that everybody thinks we are inferior to them simply because we don't have a better government, what about Somalia, I'm sure they have a lot of decent comedy! I thought it was easy for you to understand, but like you said: "you're getting dim in your old age".
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Dez wrote:You've talked to everyone in the UK?
Seriously though, you are being a 'typical American' by not admitting that maybe, just maybe, these people here might be telling you the truth, with an unbiased mind.
No I did not, but saying such things as "american stereotypes are true" is just too damn ignorant and blind to be considered an actual fact. Unbiased mind? Do you actually hear yourself talk about these things?
Dez wrote:I prefer US comedy over UK comedy. UK has some good comedy, but US comedy for me is better because I come from the US and it's very easy to understand.
-My opinion
I prefer UK comedy because US comedy is absolute shit! It sucks ass and it's boring!
-Lazer, Chococat and ... probably everyone else here.
Let's see you take those two into consideration.
Dez wrote:But yeah no, we all clearly hate America to the core, watch far too much anti-American propaganda, and simply think you are 300 pound and are eating MacDonalds while reading this. Not only that, but all this stems from the fact that America won it's freedom from the British empire. Or is it because we are jealous of you? The reasoning's are so many, I loose track.
I'm just going to ignore that, sarcasm's no good in an argument with you, seeing as how you forgot your manual on how to use it properly.
Dez wrote:Having said that, it won't be hard to find an American that thinks Monty Python > All. It's an ace movie, and quite frankly you can't be expected to be taken seriously in this debate if you didn't 'get it'.
I don't 'get it', some jokes were funny and some were just plain ... stupid. I only laughed at the fancy accents, not at the jokes themselves. Just because I didn't get it, it means that "i'm not going to be taken seriously"? Yeah Stevie, the UK side on this debate is really unbiased.
Derek wrote:Lazer - acts like a typical diehard UK fan, insults US and claims UK is the best