Deus Ex Alpha

Hey, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me...

GIANT ENEMY PIDGEY, HIT DS WEAK POINT FOR MASSSSIVVEEE DAAAMMMAAGGGEEEE.

/b/ copypasta tastes off today.

EVERYONE KNOWS POKEMON > RELATIONSHIP.

IT WAS A FUCKIN SHINEY PIDGEY

Dont be fucking heartless.

Lmao what a bash.How could you ever make such a mistake, do you have any knowledge about women ?
For this situation there is only little hope for you since you actually made THE mistakes you can make in a relationship lmao.Well I can figure out two things.Or you come up with a lie that you weren't able to concentrate on what was going around you.You weren't able to concentrate on her story because you were trying to forget something horrible that happened to you.Uncle died or something.But yeah because you started screaming after she broke your game that lie will not really work.
A desperate save by getting her to some fancy expensive place( or just your home that you turned into a romantic place), candless , extremely good dinner ( so you better kook something nice ),bring with you your charm and the right words.The words you must figure out because repeating something others said won't work.At least in movies it works but in some cases women just find out it isn't coming from your heart.

Nah who am I kidding , this IS a hopeless situation.

Beast wrote:Hey, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me...

James you don't have a girlfriend.

:ey

Well duh. Not now Derek.

Lmao what a bash.How could you ever make such a mistake, do you have any knowledge about women ?
For this situation there is only little hope for you since you actually made THE mistakes you can make in a relationship lmao.Well I can figure out two things.Or you come up with a lie that you weren't able to concentrate on what was going around you.You weren't able to concentrate on her story because you were trying to forget something horrible that happened to you.Uncle died or something.But yeah because you started screaming after she broke your game that lie will not really work.
A desperate save by getting her to some fancy expensive place( or just your home that you turned into a romantic place), candless , extremely good dinner ( so you better kook something nice ),bring with you your charm and the right words.The words you must figure out because repeating something others said won't work.At least in movies it works but in some cases women just find out it isn't coming from your heart.

Nah who am I kidding , this IS a hopeless situation.

Yeah feed me all that, I know its hopeless, I am pathetic for what I had done. I fucking flipped over a rare advent in my game to my girlfriend. There isn't enough words to describe my stupidity.

James often tells the biggest lies ever.And perhaps this is one of them.To make it look more believable he puts it in rant box instead of in the spam section.
But yeah , theories can go on and on in this case.Each mofo devellops his own.

Lies?
Are you fucking retarded, stop flaming me. I am in no mood for this.

Lying is not a flame.Or did you learn that from you ethics teacher ?

What the hell are you talking about?!, I am fucking down.

It is not a hand full of women, it is a country full of women.

If, this is real. Then you're probably fucked. Considering a Shiny Pidgey isn't worth jack shit over a damn relationship. And if this is true, then you're right - how stupid can you get? Putting a GAME a bunch of NON-EXISTANT PIXELS over a human being? That's low, even for you.

I for one, do know how hard a Shiny Pokemon is to find on any of the Pokemon games, lol (I GOT A SHINY RATTATA!! OMG! Too bad it was on a fucking ROM lol).

1. If your DS is insured, then that'll probably cover the game and that. You'll still have to pay for some of it as usual, though.

2. If this isn't fake (and I don't care if it is or isn't). Then, I suggest you go and talk to your girlfriend about it.

3. If this is fake. THEN YOU BALLS WILL BE MINE!!!

It's alright James, I will help you. Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

(only the first three episodes of season one)

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

[A]Klop wrote:(only the first three episodes of season one)

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Klop, you're an idiot. Go find a ditch to pee in. Why pee? Because I said so -- and what I say, goes.

~Psychotic~ wrote:Klop, you're an idiot. Go find a ditch to pee in. Why pee? Because I said so -- and what I say, goes.

*sigh* that's Max, not Klop.

MAX STOP MAKING IDENTITY CRISES

Buy her a shiny pidgey to replace the dead cat. Both happy.

Sorry, fucked up situation, I still love you

It is too, fucking annoying. Okay then. My sentence edited:

Max, you're an idiot. Go find a ditch to pee in. Why pee? Because I said so -- and what I say, goes.

Now I'm going to find a ditch to wank in. Goodbye.

MastaKilla wrote:Buy her a shiny pidgey to replace the dead cat. Both happy.

Sorry, fucked up situation, I still love you

Fuck Shiny Pidgey, Shiny Charizard looks cool AND owns all. Though expect to restart your game like 200+ times (you have to restart at least 64 times before your chance "increases" of finding it lol).

This is my face when I saw the replies to this topic:

Beast wrote:This is my face when I saw the replies to this topic:

Bottom one is my INTERNET TOUGH GUY face

AND MINE TOO.

I would try to help, but this is beyond my realm of experience

Hahahahaha.
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THIS IS MINE

~Psychotic~ wrote:

MastaKilla wrote:Buy her a shiny pidgey to replace the dead cat. Both happy.

Sorry, fucked up situation, I still love you

Fuck Shiny Pidgey, Shiny Charizard looks cool AND owns all. Though expect to restart your game like 200+ times (you have to restart at least 64 times before your chance "increases" of finding it lol).

Not true'z - There's an 8192 to 1 chance of getting one. Irrespective of restarts. I once found a shiny Drowzee, then the batteries died. HATE GBC BATTERIES.

HOLD ON, SHINIES AREN'T IN THE NEW GAMES?

I PLAYED GOLD FOR ABOUT 7 MONTHS STRAIGHT AND NO SHINY.

FUCK YOU GAMEFREAK

XII//:Protocol wrote:HOLD ON, SHINIES AREN'T IN THE NEW GAMES?

I PLAYED GOLD FOR ABOUT 7 MONTHS STRAIGHT AND NO SHINY.

FUCK YOU GAMEFREAK

The Red Gyrados is a shiny... And that's a plot element.

Allan wrote:

~Psychotic~ wrote:

MastaKilla wrote:Buy her a shiny pidgey to replace the dead cat. Both happy.

Sorry, fucked up situation, I still love you

Fuck Shiny Pidgey, Shiny Charizard looks cool AND owns all. Though expect to restart your game like 200+ times (you have to restart at least 64 times before your chance "increases" of finding it lol).

Not true'z - There's an 8192 to 1 chance of getting one. Irrespective of restarts. I once found a shiny Drowzee, then the batteries died. HATE GBC BATTERIES.

That's why Emulators own.

JAMES LISTEN TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND, NOT YOUR POKEMON GAME, OR YOU MIGHT HIT HER IN THE FACE.