New advban does debug EAT MEM= screwed pc

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Postby Siva » Sat Feb 23, 08 5:34 pm

I'm a alpha male.

And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays Warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?


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Postby Kaiden » Sat Feb 23, 08 7:12 pm

Lol oh no the "Street smarts" are returning.

Creating another account without good reason (This doesn't include you being banned) Will result in your ban, if you keep comming back you'll be range banned.
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Postby synthetic » Sat Feb 23, 08 7:40 pm

i believe anybody who destroys someone else's property, given that this act is not in the interest of the law (anti terrorist attacks, etc) or what not, should be put away.

alex may think he is the good guy, but you see, good guy does not help lady across the crossing every morning or bring coffee to his friends, and then fucks some car up with a baseball bat on his way home. such good guy will have to pay for this action, and not only for the worth of the car repairs, but also the court fee. And he is lucky that only the cost of repairs is demanded in such case.
And HDD is not a car, not a sportscar, but a safebox of passcodes, documents, different private items. Perhaps even money.


as for street smarts: there is always a bigger nוgger to drop the soap. ftw that street smart.
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Postby Tonnochi » Sat Feb 23, 08 9:45 pm

My lung burst.
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Postby VodunLoas » Sat Feb 23, 08 10:54 pm

Let me just say that the creators of the unreal engine wouldn't put in a command that can damage your computer, they would be liable.
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Postby Kaiden » Sat Feb 23, 08 11:13 pm

AdvBan doesn't damage the computer.. It's their fault if they tear the plug out the wall lol.
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Postby xProtocol Rain » Sun Feb 24, 08 2:58 am

Alex wrote:Hi liar. You want to know what Eat Mem does? IT EATS MEMORY.



Yeah uh... This right here explains it all. Kill yourself.
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Postby Dae » Sun Feb 24, 08 11:05 am

~¤Çãrñàgé¤~ wrote:Yeah uh... This right here explains it all.

Explains what?!

AdvBan DOES NOT damage your computer.
AdvBan DOES NOT damage your computer.
AdvBan DOES NOT damage your computer.

It doesn't!

If you were banned just don't desperately try to rejoin the server a dozen of times (and get booted out every time), like maxtor01 did.
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Postby Spiderbot01 » Sun Feb 24, 08 11:12 am

I heard adv ban hacks into your computer as well and plants a keylogger.

Thats what I heard.

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Postby Baleout » Sun Feb 24, 08 11:27 am

Ye I tried to join this server but they banned me ye but advban made my graphics card start leaking!!!11
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Postby Siva » Sun Feb 24, 08 11:55 am

AdvBan killed my unborn child
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Postby synthetic » Sun Feb 24, 08 12:20 pm

XII//:Protocol wrote:AdvBan killed my unborn child


ate its memory?
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Postby {17}agentsmith » Sun Feb 24, 08 1:01 pm

Adv ban destroyed all my games and created a never ending game of pong :)
maxtor01 wrote:Yea virtual memory! the head seeks STRONG left and right and THE command makes you have to reboot when your eatmemmed. so u may have to repair windows if it screws up install and i didnt say he could shut it down (my uncle is arrogent). and i BACK up like no tomorrow!
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Postby Spiderbot01 » Sun Feb 24, 08 1:08 pm

{17}agentsmith wrote:Adv ban destroyed all my games and created a never ending game of pong :)


You sir, just killed the joke.
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Postby James » Sun Feb 24, 08 1:09 pm

AdvBan made me do Prestige mode on Call of Duty 4.
I am dead.
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Postby {E.D.H}{FPS}HDD21 » Sun Feb 24, 08 2:43 pm

Ah well i got best of the deal they gave her a full refund for the HD (£70) and a diff WD hdd.
so thx.
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guess who this is wrote:No you didn't, liar.

! wrote:liar liar liar liar lair. ECHO...................................

Seems to be your favourite word lol ive heard that many times from 1 person...
[quote="Alex"]you moron. [quote]
Yea how shitty this place is... WELL it hell aint time for me to leave i WONT leave as 1 person thinks i should im damn proud of DX. Im spreading word of it on any gaming forums i find..
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Postby {E.D.H}{FPS}HDD21 » Sun Feb 24, 08 5:19 pm

sorry for double post can we end this?
can some 1 lock this topic?
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guess who this is wrote:No you didn't, liar.

! wrote:liar liar liar liar lair. ECHO...................................

Seems to be your favourite word lol ive heard that many times from 1 person...
[quote="Alex"]you moron. [quote]
Yea how shitty this place is... WELL it hell aint time for me to leave i WONT leave as 1 person thinks i should im damn proud of DX. Im spreading word of it on any gaming forums i find..
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