Deus Ex Alpha

So, my friend was on the phone talking to his ex (I have no idea why people do that. I thought you're supposed to avoid any ex like the plague) and I joked they should go to the Cinema.

Next thing you fucking know they're going to the cinema this Thursday and his ex is bringing along a friend.. for me.

At no point did I make the slightest hint that I wanted to go. It's been 2 days now. I should have said no, but I didn't. I just asked how much cash money to bring.

Worst case scenario, her friend is a fattyfattyfatfat with the personality of a brick and wants me more than a bulimic person wants a portable toilet, and my mate and his ex argue the entire time.

Best case scenario, her friend looks good, plays video games, and wants me more than a bulimic person wants a toilet. Also I don't pay for food afterward.

BUT WE ALL KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN DON'T WE

OH DEAR I AM GOING TO BE STUCK WITH A FAT CHICK

Yes, I am going to hell

Sit next to your friend, let her mate sit next to her.

Or sit in an entirely different row from them. And remember to come late and buy your own ticket. Hence, you still watch the movie, you're still there, but you can avoid all arguments and worst case scenarios.

Or you could be a fucken man about it and go and stop being a pussy. But hey, the choice is yours.

Haha, enjoy that. xD

EDIT: I'll add something, what's the "Ex" like? Her friend is probably similar (As she's her friend?)

just say hey my name is ...... then shut up and watch the damn movie whats so hard about that

LTKJAY wrote:Sit next to your friend, let her mate sit next to her.

My friend doesn't shut up.


Also, has no-one here been out with people or what?

The cinema is not the entire day. We do not meet them at the cinema. We're meeting them halfway and then we go the rest of the journey. On foot.

Once the film is over, we're going to get pizza and chill at his ex's house for a bit.

Problem here being that if I don't go to the ex's house afterward the friend will be there awkwardly hovering over them and he's going to give me flak for it the next day.

I am attempting to please everyone but as usual that may end in my misery.

Meh, just please everyone. So long as everyone else is happy, you don't get any shit put on you. And be positive, the person may not be fat and ugly. You're only assuming she is.

Never make assumptions.

~[A]Kaiden~ wrote:Haha, enjoy that. xD

EDIT: I'll add something, what's the "Ex" like? Her friend is probably similar (As she's her friend?)

Not always the case

Jon wrote:

~[A]Kaiden~ wrote:Haha, enjoy that. xD

EDIT: I'll add something, what's the "Ex" like? Her friend is probably similar (As she's her friend?)

Not always the case

I suppose it can be true. But no, it's not always true. And it sounds like Protocol, that you're basing this off looks.

Sure I can understand your argument on the worse case scenario of her being overweight. But what if she's not and she's really fucken hot? Will you go out with her for her or just because you want to get in bed with her?

~Psychotic~ wrote:

Jon wrote:

~[A]Kaiden~ wrote:Haha, enjoy that. xD

EDIT: I'll add something, what's the "Ex" like? Her friend is probably similar (As she's her friend?)

Not always the case

I suppose it can be true. But no, it's not always true. And it sounds like Protocol, that you're basing this off looks.

Sure I can understand your argument on the worse case scenario of her being overweight. But what if she's not and she's really fucken hot? Will you go out with her for her or just because you want to get in bed with her?

Reputation. You don't want to be seen with a fat chick.

Seconded, I'd fucking cry. I hate super overweight people.
Shallow I know, but FUCK have some respect over your body.

LTKJAY wrote:Seconded, I'd fucking cry. I hate super overweight people.
Shallow I know, but FUCK have some respect over your body.

Same with the people that are skinny as fuck. Have some respect to your throat and stop sticking your fingers in it.

Also that.

Yeah, good points. One of my best friends was overweight until he had a gastric bypass done. But then, I'm not gay lol (not that I have any problem with gay people do note).

I can't see how people can be anorexic or obese. It's just disgusting to see people do that to their bodies. That's hypocritical of me though. I eat so much fucking sugar and junk food it ain't funny and am I fat? Hell no. Do I love it? Fuck yes.

The other day a super thin 4 st 15 year old from my school was airlifted to hospital ( costing tax payers money for the £2000 fee to go here ) just because she thinks shes fat but isn't if fcking annoys me.

~þsÿçhø~ wrote:The other day a super thin 4 st 15 year old from my school was airlifted to hospital ( costing tax payers money for the £2000 fee to go here ) just because she thinks shes fat but isn't if fcking annoys me.

It costs tax payers money to get her flown to hospital for her own problem she caused on her own accord? Yeah... I think you may have screwed something up there unless you have proof as that doesn't sound right.

~Psychotic~ wrote:

~þsÿçhø~ wrote:The other day a super thin 4 st 15 year old from my school was airlifted to hospital ( costing tax payers money for the £2000 fee to go here ) just because she thinks shes fat but isn't if fcking annoys me.

It costs tax payers money to get her flown to hospital for her own problem she caused on her own accord? Yeah... I think you may have screwed something up there unless you have proof as that doesn't sound right.

In this thread, you learn how healthcare works in other countries other than your own.

I have to somewhat base it off looks. The only people who aren't at least a teeny bit shallow are those who cannot afford to be shallow.

WHAT CINEMA AND WHAT TIME RUBEN?

[A]ENKIDUDU wrote:

~Psychotic~ wrote:

~þsÿçhø~ wrote:The other day a super thin 4 st 15 year old from my school was airlifted to hospital ( costing tax payers money for the £2000 fee to go here ) just because she thinks shes fat but isn't if fcking annoys me.

It costs tax payers money to get her flown to hospital for her own problem she caused on her own accord? Yeah... I think you may have screwed something up there unless you have proof as that doesn't sound right.

In this thread, you learn how healthcare works in other countries other than your own.

Your country is weird then...

~Psychotic~ wrote:

[A]ENKIDUDU wrote:

~Psychotic~ wrote:

~þsÿçhø~ wrote:The other day a super thin 4 st 15 year old from my school was airlifted to hospital ( costing tax payers money for the £2000 fee to go here ) just because she thinks shes fat but isn't if fcking annoys me.

It costs tax payers money to get her flown to hospital for her own problem she caused on her own accord? Yeah... I think you may have screwed something up there unless you have proof as that doesn't sound right.

In this thread, you learn how healthcare works in other countries other than your own.

Your country is weird then...

National Health Service - providing free healthcare and MRSA to all

[A]ENKIDUDU wrote:

~Psychotic~ wrote:

[A]ENKIDUDU wrote:

~Psychotic~ wrote:

~þsÿçhø~ wrote:The other day a super thin 4 st 15 year old from my school was airlifted to hospital ( costing tax payers money for the £2000 fee to go here ) just because she thinks shes fat but isn't if fcking annoys me.

It costs tax payers money to get her flown to hospital for her own problem she caused on her own accord? Yeah... I think you may have screwed something up there unless you have proof as that doesn't sound right.

In this thread, you learn how healthcare works in other countries other than your own.

Your country is weird then...

National Health Service - providing free healthcare and MRSA to all

And how much tax pays for that exactly?

[A]ENKIDUDU wrote:WHAT CINEMA AND WHAT TIME RUBEN?

Go fuck yourself

And how much tax pays for that exactly?

How the fuck should we know exactly what % of our tax goes where

It was a rhetorical question...

~Psychotic~ wrote:It was a rhetorical question...

rhetoric does not translate fantastically over the internet

I could easily find out for you, but I am going to the same cinema as Ruben to hit on his fat chick.

XII//:Protocol wrote:

~Psychotic~ wrote:It was a rhetorical question...

rhetoric does not translate fantastically over the internet

Just like sarcasm.

[A]ENKIDUDU wrote:I could easily find out for you, but I am going to the same cinema as Ruben to hit on his fat chick.

YOU HAVE TO PRETEND THAT WE RAN INTO EACH OTHER

SHE MIGHT BE HOT

Britan is the highest taxed country in the world.
We have to pay VAT for Bread For Butter For Houses for sweets everything is taxed. I life in the house of 7, and if we all had to pay tax weekly, the gov would get over 700.

~þsÿçhø~ wrote:Britan is the highest taxed country in the world.
We have to pay VAT for Bread For Butter For Houses for sweets everything is taxed. I life in the house of 7, and if we all had to pay tax weekly, the gov would get over 700.

In this thread, you learn how taxes ACTUALLY work.

Also, we aren't the highest taxed country in the world dickz. Our income tax isn't even the highest in the world, not to mention the Cayman Islands corporation tax is like immensely high.