Deus Ex Alpha

So, I'm coming down from my grandmothers summer house (All my good trainers and shit are usually there, so I brought my converses down), and I get a call from some friends who are going to see a film. They say they'll pay for me and of course I'm willing to come along.

I get to the place about 10 minutes early and I see a couple of girls fucking around with the water jets. I make my way over there and join them, and one of them says she's going to check the train times, Fair enough. I put my game face on and we get to talking.

My friends notice that I'm busy when they finally arrive, and they walk on by.

ALL EXCEPT ONE. He's a joker so I'll always forgive him, but he bounded up to us and began his "Hay guise" routine. By the time he's on to talking about how he tends to eat food off the floor she's heard enough, and says she should probably catch her friend at the train station.

Jokerman turns back into a regular kid again and says, as per usual "She seemed nice."

I lost it and punched him square in the face. He burst out laughing despite the blood pouring out of his nose and we all began laughing too. And off we went to see the mediocre film "21".

too long; didn't read cockblocking is shitty but there are more fish in the sea I suppose.

Deck him harder next time

OMG..Uh..fair enough O-o.

Protocol wrote:So, I'm coming down from my grandmothers summer house (All my good trainers and shit are usually there, so I brought my converses down), and I get a call from some friends who are going to see a film. They say they'll pay for me and of course I'm willing to come along.

I get to the place about 10 minutes early and I see a couple of girls fucking around with the water jets. I make my way over there and join them, and one of them says she's going to check the train times, Fair enough. I put my game face on and we get to talking.

My friends notice that I'm busy when they finally arrive, and they walk on by.

ALL EXCEPT ONE. He's a joker so I'll always forgive him, but he bounded up to us and began his "Hay guise" routine. By the time he's on to talking about how he tends to eat food off the floor she's heard enough, and says she should probably catch her friend at the train station.

Jokerman turns back into a regular kid again and says, as per usual "She seemed nice."

I lost it and punched him square in the face. He burst out laughing despite the blood pouring out of his nose and we all began laughing too. And off we went to see the mediocre film "21".

too long; didn't read cockblocking is shitty but there are more fish in the sea I suppose.

You know what you must do.

THAT WAS ME LOL.

He didn't ride up on a Tricycle so I assumed that wasn't you

Protocol wrote:So, I'm coming down from my grandmothers summer house (All my good trainers and shit are usually there, so I brought my converses down), and I get a call from some friends who are going to see a film. They say they'll pay for me and of course I'm willing to come along.

I get to the place about 10 minutes early and I see a couple of girls fucking around with the water jets. I make my way over there and join them, and one of them says she's going to check the train times, Fair enough. I put my game face on and we get to talking.

My friends notice that I'm busy when they finally arrive, and they walk on by.

ALL EXCEPT ONE. He's a joker so I'll always forgive him, but he bounded up to us and began his "Hay guise" routine. By the time he's on to talking about how he tends to eat food off the floor she's heard enough, and says she should probably catch her friend at the train station.

Jokerman turns back into a regular kid again and says, as per usual "She seemed nice."

I lost it and punched him square in the face. He burst out laughing despite the blood pouring out of his nose and we all began laughing too. And off we went to see the mediocre film "21".

too long; didn't read cockblocking is shitty but there are more fish in the sea I suppose.

Punching your friend in the face for something like that isn't cool.

Protocol wrote:He didn't ride up on a Tricycle so I assumed that wasn't you

Good to have you back.


Good journal, I will continue to read it.

MastaKilla wrote:

Protocol wrote:So, I'm coming down from my grandmothers summer house (All my good trainers and shit are usually there, so I brought my converses down), and I get a call from some friends who are going to see a film. They say they'll pay for me and of course I'm willing to come along.

I get to the place about 10 minutes early and I see a couple of girls fucking around with the water jets. I make my way over there and join them, and one of them says she's going to check the train times, Fair enough. I put my game face on and we get to talking.

My friends notice that I'm busy when they finally arrive, and they walk on by.

ALL EXCEPT ONE. He's a joker so I'll always forgive him, but he bounded up to us and began his "Hay guise" routine. By the time he's on to talking about how he tends to eat food off the floor she's heard enough, and says she should probably catch her friend at the train station.

Jokerman turns back into a regular kid again and says, as per usual "She seemed nice."

I lost it and punched him square in the face. He burst out laughing despite the blood pouring out of his nose and we all began laughing too. And off we went to see the mediocre film "21".

too long; didn't read cockblocking is shitty but there are more fish in the sea I suppose.

Punching your friend in the face for something like that isn't cool.

It's not just once.

It's every time he's there.

Good to have you back.


Good journal, I will continue to read it.

Compliments are nice.

I have a mate who would do that also.

Best solution: do it to him too, he'll soon stop

Shave his eyebrows when he's asleep.