WOMEN WOMAN WOMEN WOMAN? WOMEN!
Posted: Sat May 03, 08 9:41 pmMy converses finally arrived from my grandmothers summer house (she doesn't live in this country. So getting anything I leave up there - like the 360\PS3 or trainers is a bitch).
Naturally, I had to wear them somewhere. So I rounded up some guys and we went to some laser shit near Bromley Yes it's quazer or however you say it, Max). Chicks crashed our game and after we finished we caught a bus up to Bromley and finished the journey.
Turns out, one of the girls already had a boyfriend. Who happened to be waiting for the bus we got off. Rage was exchanged between one of my batch and the boyfriend, for obvious reasons. (PUT 2 AND 2 TOGETHER).
Soon enough, the boyfriend makes the worst decision of the year, and decides to start a fight. So at the moment, it's 1v7. We decide to leave it because, she's not worth fighting for really. So we just say fuck it, she stays with the boyfriend and it's now 7 guys and 6 girls. Which is NEVER A GOOD THING FOR ALSO OBVIOUS REASONS.
Next thing you know, we hear "LEAVE IT!" being shouted from the top of the road. Boyfriend is tearing down the pavement and kicks our guy square in the balls. We start raining blows down on him and asap, we see two "cops" come out of a side road on bikes. Turns out these fags are PCSO's and as such, do fuck all about the 8 man handicap match currently going on about 10 feet away, and just turn around and ride back.
The time we spend looking at the PCSO's gives boyfriend a chance to try and run. I caught his leg and punched him in his spine, and then we figured it would be a good idea to leave.
3 of the girls could not handle the fight so they disappeared, leaving the numbers at 7 and 3. The chick I was interested in was one of the 3 so everything was AWWRRRIGHHHHT.
We decided it was a good time to disappear off the streets, so we crossed the road and headed into the Odeon. She paid for me (I did not insist.) and we watched "What happens in Vegas". What a shitty film.
So after I harvest the numbers of the girls who are with us, we part ways and almost fucking instantly, boyfriend has a crew about 4 strong, walking towards us out of the alley. This time, one has a knife and the other three just pretend they do (how fucking pathetic).
I nod at the bus thats coming up the road, so we approach them, throw a few sucker punches and catch the bus.
No particular point the story, just thought it was a little but extraordinary and you'd like to know.
Naturally, I had to wear them somewhere. So I rounded up some guys and we went to some laser shit near Bromley Yes it's quazer or however you say it, Max). Chicks crashed our game and after we finished we caught a bus up to Bromley and finished the journey.
Turns out, one of the girls already had a boyfriend. Who happened to be waiting for the bus we got off. Rage was exchanged between one of my batch and the boyfriend, for obvious reasons. (PUT 2 AND 2 TOGETHER).
Soon enough, the boyfriend makes the worst decision of the year, and decides to start a fight. So at the moment, it's 1v7. We decide to leave it because, she's not worth fighting for really. So we just say fuck it, she stays with the boyfriend and it's now 7 guys and 6 girls. Which is NEVER A GOOD THING FOR ALSO OBVIOUS REASONS.
Next thing you know, we hear "LEAVE IT!" being shouted from the top of the road. Boyfriend is tearing down the pavement and kicks our guy square in the balls. We start raining blows down on him and asap, we see two "cops" come out of a side road on bikes. Turns out these fags are PCSO's and as such, do fuck all about the 8 man handicap match currently going on about 10 feet away, and just turn around and ride back.
The time we spend looking at the PCSO's gives boyfriend a chance to try and run. I caught his leg and punched him in his spine, and then we figured it would be a good idea to leave.
3 of the girls could not handle the fight so they disappeared, leaving the numbers at 7 and 3. The chick I was interested in was one of the 3 so everything was AWWRRRIGHHHHT.
We decided it was a good time to disappear off the streets, so we crossed the road and headed into the Odeon. She paid for me (I did not insist.) and we watched "What happens in Vegas". What a shitty film.
So after I harvest the numbers of the girls who are with us, we part ways and almost fucking instantly, boyfriend has a crew about 4 strong, walking towards us out of the alley. This time, one has a knife and the other three just pretend they do (how fucking pathetic).
I nod at the bus thats coming up the road, so we approach them, throw a few sucker punches and catch the bus.
No particular point the story, just thought it was a little but extraordinary and you'd like to know.
