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by **Siva** » Mon May 12, 08 4:49 pm

We were rollin' down the street, sippin' on Oasis, laid back, with our minds on our Morleys and our Morleys on our minds. When all of a fucking sudden, the ever-present bike PCSO rolls up and asks us about our food.

After we answer some idiotic questions like, how long have you been eating this, how much did you pay for it etc, they concluded we stole it from two kids round the corner.

I wasn't losing my hard earned burger and chips to some moronic kids who can't keep hold of their own damn food, so I took off, and the two guys I was with, followed me.

Spotting the opening in the traffic, I darted across the road and slipped on the edge of the kerb and banged my knee on the fence on the pavement. The throbbing feeling soon cropped up but I ripped another bite out of my burger and took off again.

We eventually came to the entrance to where we lived, but the plastic police were still behind us. So one of us had to take one for the team. THIS IS NEVER ME. He gives us his food, we quickly shove it in the bag and keep running for glorious home base.

Minutes, if not seconds later, he returns with his hand out for his food, and we ask him what happened. He said, "I told them I ate it. They couldn't do anything."

by **Mr. Tastix** » Mon May 12, 08 4:58 pm

LOL. AWESOME. Goddamn I hate fucken cops. What fucken proof do they have you stole any goddamn food? This pretty much means I could go up to a bunch of cops in front of some fast food place, say some randoms stole my food and then get them to go to some randoms to get it back.

CORRUPT MUCH?! I. Hate. The. Fucken. Justice. System. It can burn in Hell.

by **Spiderbot01** » Mon May 12, 08 6:46 pm

In all fairness they did actually steal their food.

Also, was the effort really worth MORLEYS?

Come on I know you're black, but seriously LOL.

by **ynnaD** » Mon May 12, 08 7:11 pm

I love this blog

by **Tonnochi** » Mon May 12, 08 8:05 pm

That was a heroic thing to do.

by **Bear** » Mon May 12, 08 8:34 pm

Cops keep children safe, they put pedos and rapists in jail, what kind of chavs steal from 2 children rofl?

by **Psycho** » Mon May 12, 08 10:11 pm

THey didn't nick chicken and chips though lol.

by **Snakey** » Tue May 13, 08 2:12 pm

Whats Morleys?

by **Spiderbot01** » Tue May 13, 08 3:32 pm

Snakey wrote:Whats Morleys?

Ghetto food.

by **Psycho** » Tue May 13, 08 4:19 pm

by **James** » Tue May 13, 08 5:13 pm

Fuck yes middle-eastern shops.

by **Psycho** » Tue May 13, 08 6:43 pm

LTKJAY wrote:Fuck yes middle-eastern takeways

by **Siva** » Tue May 13, 08 6:56 pm

[A]ENKIDUDU wrote:In all fairness they did actually steal their food.

We what

Also, Swimming makes you hungry. That Triple M was my motherfucking god for the 5 minutes I had it.

by **Psycho** » Tue May 13, 08 7:11 pm

Only 99p?

by **Siva** » Tue May 13, 08 7:18 pm

Well, I had two Triple Ms, chips and ribs.

But The Triple M is all I had in my hand when had to run from la policia

by **Psycho** » Tue May 13, 08 7:22 pm

PCSO = Public Support Officers?

by **Siva** » Tue May 13, 08 7:25 pm

Yar, those guys.

Fun fact, was reading the news about a month ago --

Two PCSO's went up to a children's centre (like schools, but for kids who were kicked out of regular school) where there was ruckus, and locked themselves in a cupboard until the REAL police arrived.

PCSO's. Useful as fuck.

by **Psycho** » Tue May 13, 08 7:38 pm

There are two in the place I live, people nick her baton, and her cap. I got a yellow card off one for walking on a railway, witch hasn't been used for 20 years, I just laughed.

by **Spiderbot01** » Tue May 13, 08 8:35 pm

I KNOW YOU DID, IT WAS MY FOOD.

by **James** » Tue May 13, 08 10:33 pm

~þsÿçhø~ wrote:
LTKJAY wrote:Fuck yes middle-eastern takeways

Lazy hobbit pig, bitches don't know about me sitting inside of the shop eating.

by **Psycho** » Wed May 14, 08 8:16 am

Well, I hardly ever get takeways.

by **Cozmo** » Wed May 14, 08 10:58 pm

Seriously, those PCSOs should get real jobs. One was harassing us over parkour in St Albans.

Something stupid like "You will damage those walls by jumping on them!" What a dick.

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