What the fuck is that
Posted: Tue May 13, 08 7:09 pmSo there was this guy getting on the bus.
Had one of those half-faces where you don't actually know if they are female or male. The short hair and the blonde did not help. I stood staring at this guy for about 6 seconds, and then this chunky woman gets on the bus, they clearly know each other due to their constant chatting about xyz.
After about 10 minutes I lean over to some randomer from my school and before I can open my mouth he says "Allow it man". I wonder if he'd been reading my thoughts or some shit so I say "Allow whut?" he reaches into his pocket, gives me 60p and gets off the bus.
Fucking score, but this doesn't solve my problem. I lean over the gap in the middle and ask some Year 11. This time there will be no mistaking of a robbery. He doesn't know either and says "It's flat chested, gotta' be a guy. No chick is THAT flat chested". This guy has clearly never watched television or used the internet.
I decide to ask one more guy, in my year, new guy. I ask him, "Is that a guy or what" He jumps up and shouts out "You a guy or a chick, man?" The whole bus bursts out laughing and the lesbian(?) couple get off the bus.
Now, I understand this story isn't very comparable, so I googled manish and went through MILLIONS OF FUCKING PAGES just so you could get my point.
I settled on this.
Shoop out the hair and you have a mystery
Had one of those half-faces where you don't actually know if they are female or male. The short hair and the blonde did not help. I stood staring at this guy for about 6 seconds, and then this chunky woman gets on the bus, they clearly know each other due to their constant chatting about xyz.
After about 10 minutes I lean over to some randomer from my school and before I can open my mouth he says "Allow it man". I wonder if he'd been reading my thoughts or some shit so I say "Allow whut?" he reaches into his pocket, gives me 60p and gets off the bus.
Fucking score, but this doesn't solve my problem. I lean over the gap in the middle and ask some Year 11. This time there will be no mistaking of a robbery. He doesn't know either and says "It's flat chested, gotta' be a guy. No chick is THAT flat chested". This guy has clearly never watched television or used the internet.
I decide to ask one more guy, in my year, new guy. I ask him, "Is that a guy or what" He jumps up and shouts out "You a guy or a chick, man?" The whole bus bursts out laughing and the lesbian(?) couple get off the bus.
Now, I understand this story isn't very comparable, so I googled manish and went through MILLIONS OF FUCKING PAGES just so you could get my point.
I settled on this.
Shoop out the hair and you have a mystery
