Stupid English Assignments

[Tonnochi]

So I've got an English essay due tomorrow. It's one of these stupid 300 word ones. Its about an ad for some makeup thing, with Charlize Theron on it, and the actual makeup bottle shoved on the back of the ad. So basically I have to stare at cleavage and write 300 words about it and the stinky makeup.

Life's rough.

[Kaiden]

300 O-o

Try 3,000 <_<.

[Tonnochi]

As long as I can write it about cleavage.

[Alex]

300 words? Easy. That can be done in like... 5 to 10 minutes, if not less.
Your start post was already 61 words. That's quite a bit, seeing as you wrote it in a flash, you should be able to write that essay easily.

[Psycho]

DO you have to have all the advert in 300 words? Maybe that post you made took 2mins? So 2 mins = 61 4mins=122 8mins= 244 another 2 mins = 305, and about 5mins thinking time = 15mins (Quatre of an hour)

[Dae]

We have to write 300 word essays on our English exam. I do that within 5-10 minutes.

[Spiderbot01]

I'd damn well KILL for a 300 word essay lol.