Deus Ex Alpha

So it's the last day of school for me, everyone else leaves tomorrow. I got out at 1:30, so I had one hour and a half to not run into any cunts.

I get home at 2, change, and head out to do some errands.

I give a cousin his phone back,
I meet a couple of friends on their day off from college and we head to McDonalds.

I order the same thing I've ordered for the past 4 years, a Big Mac meal with a double cheeseburger, and a fanta as the drink.

I have to catch a bus so I make my goodbyes and sprint across the street.

I open the bag of food when I get on the bus and lo and fucking behold, dumb woman gave me a fish o fucking fillet, small fries, and a FUCKCIGNGF MILKSHAKE

Thankfully, there is another stop in Lewisham like 10 seconds away from the one I got on at. So I get off and run back to McDonalds.

I shout for the woman who tries to take a fucking break, but I shan't fall for her dirty tricks.

She comes over, I open the bag, and ask her
"What is this?"
"What is what?"
"I ordered a Big Mac meal, with a double cheeseburger, and my drink is a strawberry milkshake."
"Is that not what you ordered?"
"You served me 30 seconds ago, this place is empty, don't act like you don't remember me at all."

She motions for the manager, and says in the fucking bitchiest tone you can get

"Do you have proof of purchase?"

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS MCDONALDS I DID NOT DRIVE THRU YOU DO NOT EVEN HAVE A DRIVE-THRU WHY THE SHITTING FUCK WOULD I HAVE A PROOF OF PURCHASE

"Are you for real"
"If you do-"
"No, I do not have proof of damn purchase, because NO-ONE GETS a proof of purchase. Don't ask me stupid questions, just fix my bloody order."

A chinese guy who works here at the adjacent till has started watching the incident.

14 minutes later, I am still fighting for my fucking food.

And it is ONLY NOW, TWENTY MINUTES AFTER I CAME IN HERE, the chinese guy says

"I heard him order it, you gave him wrong food"

AFMUANMFJMGUIGJNIGUGJGAGG

one of mty 200 quid watchs got stolen by the caretake when i was 15 in my local makkies, i left it on the table stupidly as i went the bog and she was cleaning my table. i hasdn#t seen her work there ever again after that day

14 minutes later, I am still fighting for my fucking food.

And it is ONLY NOW, TWENTY MINUTES AFTER I CAME IN HERE, the chinese guy says

"I heard him order it, you gave him wrong food"

LMAO gg :p

Proof of purchase is usually a receipt is it not.

I encountered a similar situation at Burger King, they charged me for 2 large fries when I only bought one. Pricks. I let them get away with the tragedy though.

Proof of purchase is usually a receipt is it not.

I've never once received a receipt from McDonalds.

Don't eat there. The food is shitty tbh.

SUBWAY YEEEEAH.

Subway is good, but I wasn't in the mood

Protocol wrote:and a fanta as the drink.

HAHA GAY

Zeitgeist wrote:

Protocol wrote:and a fanta as the drink.

HAHA GAY

I'm drinking it right now.

Here at McDo's they always give ppl receipts cos with them u can use toilets rofl

[A]ENKIDUDU wrote:SUBWAY YEEEEAH.

I hate the people that work there that ask if you want a tuna sub heating up.. Eeww.. And the fact they put so little lettuce on sometimes but then tons and tons of gherkins and you're like "oh great, thanks"

I had a KFC yesterday it rocked

A proper KFC or the greasy chicken buckets? haha

Chococat wrote:MaccyD's never give you a receipt because you generally just consume what you purchase.

Fillet 'o Fish burger is tasty though.. with ketchup

They're not so tasty once you know what's inside them...

[)P(]H3XUS wrote:

Chococat wrote:MaccyD's never give you a receipt because you generally just consume what you purchase.

Fillet 'o Fish burger is tasty though.. with ketchup

They're not so tasty once you know what's inside them...

and u dont want to tell us what is inside them

Chococat wrote:Well I wanted summat totally different but I ended up with a fuckin Big Daddy giant massive immense tower burger thing, which got bought for me, so I ate it all coz I love a challenge

Literally wobbled home though lol

What if they forget to put the chicken inside a chicken burger?

DICKS lol, that was funny.

¤[ß2S]¤Sürvívë wrote:

Chococat wrote:Well I wanted summat totally different but I ended up with a fuckin Big Daddy giant massive immense tower burger thing, which got bought for me, so I ate it all coz I love a challenge

Literally wobbled home though lol

What if they forget to put the chicken inside a chicken burger?

DICKS lol, that was funny.

Or the Hash inside a Hashbrown.. so you just have brown.. eww..

I remember commercials for their chicken nuggets, "now made with white meat!"

I never really understood it

~Cheesemeíster~ wrote:I remember commercials for their chicken nuggets, "now made with white meat!"

I never really understood it

They originally used brown meat in the chicken nuggets...

Protocol wrote:A chinese guy who works here at the adjacent till has started watching the incident.

14 minutes later, I am still fighting for my fucking food.

And it is ONLY NOW, TWENTY MINUTES AFTER I CAME IN HERE, the chinese guy says

"I heard him order it, you gave him wrong food"

AFMUANMFJMGUIGJNIGUGJGAGG

[)P(]H3XUS wrote:

~Cheesemeíster~ wrote:I remember commercials for their chicken nuggets, "now made with white meat!"

I never really understood it

They originally used brown meat in the chicken nuggets...

I'm quite a newbie to KFC, I had my first ever KFC like a couple of years ago because I used to hate chicken

Chococat wrote:

[)P(]H3XUS wrote:

~Cheesemeíster~ wrote:I remember commercials for their chicken nuggets, "now made with white meat!"

I never really understood it

They originally used brown meat in the chicken nuggets...

I'm quite a newbie to KFC, I had my first ever KFC like a couple of years ago because I used to hate chicken

why would you hate chicken? thats just terrible

Dry chicken is the bane of my existence

Spicy chicken, WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

yea the happened to me my family likes it dry and almost burnt and they like it like that after that i never liked chicken until .......

Are those prostitutes outside whateverthefuck that place is

If so where the fuck is Pollo whateverthefuck

Protocol wrote:Are those prostitutes outside whateverthefuck that place is

If so where the fuck is Pollo whateverthefuck

Haha this is funny, when I looked at that picture, that's what I thought.