Deus Ex Alpha

Posted: **Sun Nov 29, 09 10:58 am**

Right this is seriously one of those thoughts of the moment and I'm just checking if I'm not ultra paranoid about this. I expect this to flop into laughing against me.

When you piss in a friend's or so's house what do you do?, are you confident enough to stand up and piss or are you paranoid that you sit down like the wee little woman afraid to spill or even weirder when you're drunk kneel down.

Oh yes I'm going to regret this.

Posted: **Sun Nov 29, 09 11:06 am**

Always stand. There's roll at the side.

Christ, James.

BE A MAAAN!

Posted: **Sun Nov 29, 09 11:14 am**

I'm not touching my fucking piss

Posted: **Sun Nov 29, 09 11:16 am**

Tsk, woman.

What about in the off chance you get stung by a jellyfish. BATHE it in urine.

Posted: **Sun Nov 29, 09 11:22 am**

Oh of course I'd piss on myself I'm not pissing on the FLOOR in a MATE'S HOUSE and I'm too paranoid to take the risk!

Posted: **Sun Nov 29, 09 11:34 am**

I sit down in my own house because that means it's time to watch another ep of Cromartie

If I'm elsewhere I stand up and wipe up with TP if I miss somehow

Posted: **Sun Nov 29, 09 12:25 pm**

So James, you miss often? Quit worrying about missing and improve your fucking aim. It ain't that hard.

I stand. But I'm technically living in a mates house, so does that count lol?

Posted: **Sun Nov 29, 09 12:30 pm**

I don't miss often I'm paranoid. Btw you've been dumb with these forced troll attempts lately maybe you should stop dribbling!!!!!!!!!!!! (I'm fucking hilarious)

Posted: **Sun Nov 29, 09 12:57 pm**

I basically always stand, but I have some female friends who demand all guys sit on their toilet...
EDIT: Problem being, when I'm drunk, and at their place, I sometimes forget. Luckily enough, so far, I managed/remembered to correct myself (as in, sit down) before I emptied my bladder.

Posted: **Sun Nov 29, 09 1:14 pm**

Stand and aim, practice makes perfect. If you give a shit about your friend then go with Tantalus' advice. If you dont, then forget you missed the the spot 90% of the time and go for a new drink.

Depending on what youre wearing its not like its a big fucking deal anyway if you stand or sit to be honest. It might be little odd for girls to pee standing up but that doesnt mean that position is only reserved to us. :roll:

Posted: **Sun Nov 29, 09 1:30 pm**

James wrote:I don't miss often I'm paranoid. Btw you've been dumb with these forced troll attempts lately maybe you should stop dribbling!!!!!!!!!!!! (I'm fucking hilarious)

Yes, you are fucking hilarious. No, I'm not trolling (though I don't expect you to believe that, because people are ignorant).

I'm deadly fucking serious. I may be paranoid but it ain't that hard to clean up.

Posted: **Sun Nov 29, 09 1:42 pm**

It's just disgusting and toilet paper doesn't clean everything, I'm just saying I have a little dignity for my mate's homes that I am so paranoid I make sure I will not make any mistake.

Posted: **Sun Nov 29, 09 1:51 pm**

James wrote:It's just disgusting and toilet paper doesn't clean everything, I'm just saying I have a little dignity for my mate's homes that I am so paranoid I make sure I will not make any mistake.

True, toilet paper doesn't clean everything. I can also respect your "dignity" but honestly, how often does one miss the toilet?

Again, I can't say much. I don't have any offline friends who aren't relatives and who I don't actually see much (I'm not kidding either, the only house that isn't mine that I don't go to much/stay at for prolonged periods is my cousins) and the houses I do go to I live at.

Posted: **Sun Nov 29, 09 1:55 pm**

I barely miss unless I wake up OHHH YES MORNING GLORY

Posted: **Sun Nov 29, 09 2:14 pm**

Psychotic wrote:improve your fucking aim

Posted: **Sun Nov 29, 09 6:50 pm**

James wrote:toilet paper doesn't clean everything.

OCD + Germaphobia.

Posted: **Sun Nov 29, 09 6:52 pm**

I stand. However, if there is a woman present in the house, I am forced to sit down so as to not make a mess.

Posted: **Sun Nov 29, 09 10:43 pm**

I piss all over the toilet seat and then blame it on someone else.

Posted: **Sun Nov 29, 09 11:06 pm**

i cant aim it just falls down and it bleeds.

Posted: **Sun Nov 29, 09 11:15 pm**

Snakey wrote:I piss all over the toilet seat and then blame it on someone else.

Win.

Posted: **Sun Nov 29, 09 11:19 pm**

James wrote:Right this is seriously one of those thoughts of the moment and I'm just checking if I'm not ultra paranoid about this. I expect this to flop into laughing against me.

When you piss in a friend's or so's house what do you do?, are you confident enough to stand up and piss or are you paranoid that you sit down like the wee little woman afraid to spill or even weirder when you're drunk kneel down.

Oh yes I'm going to regret this.

It rushed through my mind once, then realized I really couldn't care less, nor can my mates.

Posted: **Mon Nov 30, 09 6:10 pm**

I stand while pissing but then I sit down to regain energy.

Posted: **Mon Nov 30, 09 6:41 pm**

Ok that made me laugh out loud.

Posted: **Tue Dec 01, 09 2:28 pm**

I stand on the toilet and piss down.. Only when the lights are off of course. :roll:

Posted: **Sat Dec 05, 09 5:43 pm**

Just saw this. Why would you sit down, or even kneel?? I don't mean to be rude but your thoughts on this just seem completely bizarre. I always lift up the seat, and stand, regardess of whether I'm drunk or sober, or where I am. If I "spill" (which I rarely do as most of the time I lift up the seat) I can just wipe it up with toilet paper...

Posted: **Sat Dec 05, 09 5:56 pm**

ut your thoughts on this just seem completely bizarre.

ultra paranoid about this

Posted: **Sat Dec 05, 09 6:13 pm**

MænMan wrote:Just saw this. Why would you sit down, or even kneel?? I don't mean to be rude but your thoughts on this just seem completely bizarre. I always lift up the seat, and stand, regardess of whether I'm drunk or sober, or where I am. If I "spill" (which I rarely do as most of the time I lift up the seat) I can just wipe it up with toilet paper...

Trust me, when a girl says "If I catch you standing, you must clean the entire toilet", then you will sit. Besides that, when I'm so drunk that I have a hard time standing/not falling, then I rather sit.

Posted: **Mon Dec 07, 09 2:46 pm**

I stand, the toilet can be as clean as fuck but i still feel icky knowing it isnt mine.

on another note, does anybody else cover public toilet seats with tissue when you need a shit, and use your hand to aim your cock down a bit so it doesnt touch the inside of the toilet? i do.

Posted: **Tue Dec 15, 09 3:55 pm**

JAMES, YOU ARE A MASSIVE FRUIT!

Posted: **Tue Dec 15, 09 4:45 pm**

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