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Posted: **Sun Apr 11, 10 7:42 pm**

end of story

Posted: **Sun Apr 11, 10 7:52 pm**

USING DISPOSABLE RAZORS
HAHAHA

Posted: **Sun Apr 11, 10 7:52 pm**

gilette da best

Posted: **Sun Apr 11, 10 9:02 pm**

Real men use knives

Posted: **Sun Apr 11, 10 9:17 pm**

CUTHROAT

Posted: **Mon Apr 12, 10 12:17 am**

Bale shaves using his toenails

Posted: **Mon Apr 12, 10 2:43 am**

James wrote:USING DISPOSABLE RAZORS
HAHAHA

I've found they work just as well and don't cost a fucking fortune. It's cheaper to buy a new razor than to buy new razor blades here.

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT?

Posted: **Mon Apr 12, 10 2:48 am**

Baleout wrote:Real men use knives

Rofl, sure .

Posted: **Mon Apr 12, 10 6:54 am**

Chloe wrote:
Baleout wrote:Real men use knives

Rofl, sure .

I'm sorry but using a lighter or a proper blade is pretty much the most bad ass ways to shave.

Posted: **Mon Apr 12, 10 8:54 am**

Bale dosnt need equipment, he can shave with his bare hands

YEAA

Posted: **Mon Apr 12, 10 10:07 am**

James wrote:
Chloe wrote:
Baleout wrote:Real men use knives

Rofl, sure .

I'm sorry but using a lighter or a proper blade is pretty much the most bad ass ways to shave.

This.

Posted: **Mon Apr 12, 10 11:21 am**

James wrote:USING DISPOSABLE RAZORS
HAHAHA

banned

Posted: **Mon Apr 12, 10 2:05 pm**

Baleout wrote:Real men use knives

Sweeney Todd - Johnny Depp - Johnny Depp singing.

Masculinity destroyed.

Posted: **Mon Apr 12, 10 2:05 pm**

Sweeney was good!

Posted: **Mon Apr 12, 10 3:08 pm**

~SaSQuAtCH~ wrote:Sweeney was good!

MUSICAL.

Of course Sweeney was good.

Posted: **Mon Apr 12, 10 5:52 pm**

Tantalus wrote:
Baleout wrote:Real men use knives
Sweeney Todd - Johnny Depp - Johnny Depp singing.

Masculinity destroyed.

Sweeney Todd was a badass adaption from the play, moody psychopath serial killer Todd Depp is top tier Depp.

Seriously Sweeney Todd is up there with Nightmare Before Christmas and Sleepy Hollow for my favourite Burton movies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsQRZ4TsljI

Fucking amazing version of the song.

Batman is also one of his best but it isn't Batman, he killed the superior camp Batman.

Posted: **Mon Apr 12, 10 6:22 pm**

I fucking loved Sweeney Todd. Tim Burton can squeeze out unconventional masterpieces.

1989 Batman >>>>>>> Dark Knight

Posted: **Mon Apr 12, 10 7:45 pm**

Yes it was.

Posted: **Tue Apr 13, 10 1:28 pm**

Noone even mentions Edward Scissorhands?!?!?! SHAME ON YOU ALL

Also

Tantalus wrote:
1989 Batman >>>>>>> Dark Knight

*rage*

Posted: **Tue Apr 13, 10 5:46 pm**

Noone even mentions Edward Scissorhands?!?!?! SHAME ON YOU ALL

hello i am a goth fi;m i have scissors for hands and i cut bushes into beautiful stuff so deep I hadn't seen it in awhile and I remember watching it in Emma's and we both fell asleep.

Also anyone is lying if they don't like 1989 Batman to Dark Knight. I mean Batman Begins and Batman Dark Knight is just Bale's Bateman as Death metal Batman vs Scarecrow and Kurt Jokerbain.[/quote]

Posted: **Tue Apr 13, 10 5:48 pm**

James wrote:
Noone even mentions Edward Scissorhands?!?!?! SHAME ON YOU ALL

hello i am a goth fi;m i have scissors for hands and i cut bushes into beautiful stuff so deep

NO

Also anyone is lying if they don't like 1989 Batman to Dark Knight. I mean Batman Begins and Batman Dark Knight is just Bale's Bateman as Death metal Batman vs Scarecrow and Kurt Jokerbain.

nuff said!

Posted: **Tue Apr 13, 10 6:02 pm**

That you're posting an over saturated /v/ meme as a non-sensual reply or insinuating anger FANAUTISTIC

Posted: **Tue Apr 13, 10 7:59 pm**

just cba to start arguing because i know i couldnt convince you and i dont care that much either ;p

Posted: **Tue Apr 13, 10 8:04 pm**

Oh.
Touché

Posted: **Tue Apr 13, 10 11:50 pm**

Tantalus wrote:
~SaSQuAtCH~ wrote:Sweeney was good!
MUSICAL.

Of course Sweeney was good.

okay, i'm kinda jumping into this topic out of nowhere but i have a few things to say:
A. WHAT IS WILKINSONS? seriously, I've never heard of such a brand, I must ask, is it not found in America?
B. I've heard some pretty funny shit on this topic, everything from christian bale shaving with his toenails to shaving with a lighter.
C. I know we all stopped talking about shaving long ago, so I'll just move onto a real statement in D.
D. NOT ALL MUSICALS ARE GOOD, dare I bring up the Mama-Mia incident?

I'm still scrubbing the blood off the walls from when i watched it and desperately tried to claw my way through a 1.5 feet thick wall, only to finish just as the credits rolled whereas i expressed my remaining anger by shitting all over the floor, and then foaming at the mouth while cleaning up said excrement using the opened mama mia cd case, with the disc put back in it.
E. it's called a RANT box for a reason.

Posted: **Wed Apr 14, 10 12:48 pm**

WCCC wrote:
Tantalus wrote:
~SaSQuAtCH~ wrote:Sweeney was good!
MUSICAL.

Of course Sweeney was good.

D. NOT ALL MUSICALS ARE GOOD, dare I bring up the Mama-Mia incident?

I'm still scrubbing the blood off the walls from when i watched it and desperately tried to claw my way through a 1.5 feet thick wall, only to finish just as the credits rolled whereas i expressed my remaining anger by shitting all over the floor, and then foaming at the mouth while cleaning up said excrement using the opened mama mia cd case, with the disc put back in it.
E. it's called a RANT box for a reason.

I wasn't suggesting they were, I was simply applying the stereotype that musicals are gay.

I know they're not, I've thoroughly enjoyed quite a few musicals. Be it Les Miserables or The Rocky Horror Show.

Posted: **Wed Apr 14, 10 3:14 pm**

ah so you were more of suggesting that tim burton movies are good? speaking of which i've heard bad reviews about alice in wonderland...

Posted: **Wed Apr 14, 10 4:22 pm**

I wasn't suggesting that either...

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was fairly average and 9 didn't entirely satisfy me; although that was produced by Burton.

I was, however, suggesting that Tim Burton CAN produce excellent films.

You really do jump to conclusions quickly.

Posted: **Wed Apr 14, 10 4:51 pm**

I saw Alice in Wonderland and I hated that girl Mia.. something as Alice. She looks like a boy without long hair, check out her IMDb pictures. Of course Depp was good as usually, but Burton has a lot better movies than this one..

WILKINSON is good. I'm not sure if you can find it in the US but here in Hungary it's well known. And it clearly wins over gay Gilette

trust me when I say that I TRIED to resist, I TRIED not to say this but.. it's more comfortable to shave asshole hair with a Wilkinson blade. Smooth. Yes.

Posted: **Wed Apr 14, 10 5:25 pm**

Johnny Depp wasn't good in Alice though. It was generic "I am a character redesigned by Burton to fit into Johnny Depp's flamboyancy."

Also 9 > Avatar

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wilkinson clearly wins over gilette

wilkinson clearly wins over gilette