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Postby Siva » Mon May 31, 10 1:05 pm

So I was outside with some girl, and she brought about an 1/8th with her, and we were just smoking it in greenwich park about 10am. (Huge, huge massive park. She's one of the few chill girls I know, she knows how to act in public and all that. So when we smoke, we just talk about life and fuck when we can be bothered.

In the middle of our smoke session, some 6ft 2 white girl comes bounding through the fucking trees and starts shouting at her all like;

'I can replace you! I don't care whether he's your man or not.'

I can't remember all of it because I was high at the time but she shouted some serious madness along those veins. Anyway, after about 5 minutes of this crap she runs straight towards us at some Usain Bolt levels, and punches the girl I'm with right in the stomach. She was lying with my back on her lap so I was kind of leaning over her and it completely knocked the wind out of her.

So she's just coughing and rolling now and gasping for breath, and I just jumped up and grabbed the white girl and started choking her slowly. Even though I was cutting off her air, she was still squeezing words out and trying to insult me still. And I got really tired, plus the guilt from hitting a woman, so I let go.

As soon as she hit the floor, my winded girl jumped up and kicked her face. Not even like regular kicks, she took this like a fucking rugby kick. The kick lifted the girl off the floor, and she just held her face curled up into a ball on the ground after that. So we just started running, we even remembered the weed.

Edit: Forgot to add the end.

We left, came back at 3pm the same day and continued smoking in that very spot.
too long; didn't read, i choked a bitch and got away with it. Funny, police aren't around to see actual shit huh?
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Postby MainMan » Mon May 31, 10 3:03 pm

u bad
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Postby Siva » Mon May 31, 10 5:36 pm

Slight guilt.
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Postby MainMan » Mon May 31, 10 6:35 pm

Why? She instigated this whole fucked up scenario...
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Postby Siva » Tue Jun 01, 10 11:37 am

LOLJAMES wrote:Why? She instigated this whole fucked up scenario...


Still. Slight guilt.
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Postby clyzm » Tue Jun 01, 10 4:17 pm

that's just wrong but i'm not a moral compass in any way
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Postby ~DJ~ » Wed Jun 02, 10 6:40 pm

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Postby Mastakilla » Thu Jun 03, 10 4:12 am

I hit a girl a black eye and a bloody nose in one hit once.
When I was 12.
She called my sister a whore.

I'M BADASS.

Anyway yeah, what do you smoke over there?
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Postby Gishank » Thu Jun 03, 10 8:50 am

Silly, this is south east London. The police don't give two fucks about this place.
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Postby MainMan » Thu Jun 03, 10 12:08 pm

HI KLOP MATE
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Postby MainMan » Thu Jun 03, 10 1:14 pm

what? I'm just saying hi to klop as I haven't spoken to him in ages
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Postby Snakey » Fri Aug 27, 10 9:50 am

Bitch was asking for a chokin'.
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Postby Bob » Sun Aug 29, 10 12:08 am

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Postby Spiderbot01 » Thu Sep 23, 10 6:45 pm

I had sex in that park.

Good times.
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Postby Aidan » Tue Sep 28, 10 6:13 am

Remind me not to go to that park when I go to London.
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Postby Allan » Tue Sep 28, 10 5:24 pm

Remind me not to go to London.
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Postby James » Tue Sep 28, 10 5:44 pm

Klop wrote:I had sex in that park.

Good times.


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Postby ynnaD » Tue Sep 28, 10 7:20 pm

Remind me to go to that park
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Postby Siva » Thu Sep 30, 10 3:25 pm

Mastakilla wrote:Anyway yeah, what do you smoke over there?


Whatever is in stock at the time, for regular crap you can always get basic dutch but no-one really wants that, as for highs you normally find cheese, lemon haze, amnesia haze, blueberry cheese and a couple of other variants are in rotation.

However it's all normally just homegrown crap that smells 'like' another kind of weed so from what I've found cheese in one place smokes entirely differently to cheese elsewhere.

I'd say London's pretty shitty to smoke weed considering most of the time it's badly grown or badly cured or has something stupid like aerosol on it to make it weigh more.

What do you get in an eighth over there?
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