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Whoever invented locks which can't be opened if a key is in the other side...

Postby Allan » Thu Jun 10, 10 1:29 am

needs to fucking die.

I have just spent the better part of an hour needing to break into my flat, because my drunken idiot of a dad left the keys in the door after coming home from the pub.

So, I had to unscrew the letterbox hole from my side of the door, take the screwdriver (which is barely 6 inches long) and try to jimmy my dad's keys out of the door, so I can stick my own in. This took me the better part of an hour, and probably enough spit to fill a pint glass. Now, I must restrain myself from suffocating the fucking idiot with a pillow.

too long; didn't read: I hate lock makers, dad = arsehole, I am a dirty little bitch.
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Postby clyzm » Thu Jun 10, 10 1:51 am

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Postby ynnaD » Thu Jun 10, 10 3:00 am

did he died?
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Postby ~DJ~ » Thu Jun 10, 10 3:20 am

did the lock died
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Postby Mastakilla » Thu Jun 10, 10 3:26 am

lol reminds me of when I broke the window to get into my dad's place
Altho that was just cause I was drunk and forgot my key
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Postby Baleout » Thu Jun 10, 10 4:09 am

Where did you get a screwdriver?
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Postby Allan » Thu Jun 10, 10 7:02 am

Baleout wrote:Where did you get a screwdriver?
My pocket.

You're talking to someone who keeps a lighter with him, despite not smoking. Though the screwdriver was just dumb luck - I'd gone to a friend of mine's to do up his computer and had to bring that screwdriver with me. If not for that, I'd have been stuck outside... until right now, actually.
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Postby Wasted. » Thu Jun 10, 10 7:37 am

what skill did u upgrade instead u tool
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Postby MainMan » Thu Jun 10, 10 9:14 am

swimming probably, or computer
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Postby Allan » Thu Jun 10, 10 10:52 am

LOLJAMES wrote:or computer


That. :P
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