Deus Ex Alpha • View topic - Seals too strong/straw too weak to pierce a carton

by **Gishank** » Mon Aug 16, 10 8:29 pm

This is a sad day, for nostalgia fans everywhere.

by **Bob** » Mon Aug 16, 10 8:41 pm

Capri sonne?

by **Tantalus** » Mon Aug 16, 10 8:43 pm

They are BASTARDS to open if they're not in the right mood.

I remember, as a six year old, going to town on one of those and tearing off the top just to get some JUICE.

by **Snakey** » Wed Aug 25, 10 4:54 am

Nothing worse than your straw falling inside the carton

by **Aidan** » Wed Aug 25, 10 8:18 am

When that happened to me, I took scissors to the top corner.

Fuck. Yeah.

by **ynnaD** » Wed Aug 25, 10 11:58 am

Snakey wrote:Nothing worse than your straw falling inside the carton

A real man would drink without a straw

by **Tantalus** » Wed Aug 25, 10 12:18 pm

ynnaD wrote:A real man would drink without a straw

A real man would pierce the film with his canine and suckle on the hole like an ape suckling on a bleeding lemon.

by **ynnaD** » Wed Aug 25, 10 1:40 pm

Tantalus wrote:
ynnaD wrote:A real man would drink without a straw

A real man would pierce the film with his canine and suckle on the hole like an ape suckling on a bleeding lemon.

A REAL MAN WOULD DRINK THE ENTIRE THING WITHOUT OPENING IT

by **Snakey** » Wed Aug 25, 10 3:15 pm

ynnaD wrote:
Snakey wrote:Nothing worse than your straw falling inside the carton

A real man would drink without a straw

But I don't wanna

by **ynnaD** » Wed Aug 25, 10 10:49 pm

A real man would wanna

by **Allan** » Thu Aug 26, 10 1:34 am

ynnaD wrote:
Snakey wrote:Nothing worse than your straw falling inside the carton

A real man would drink without a straw

Had to do that once.
I ended up looking like I'd pissed myself, but the forest fruits was all the sweeter for not using a straw.

by **Aidan** » Thu Aug 26, 10 5:39 am

Straws are the tampons of the juicebox world.

by **clyzm** » Thu Aug 26, 10 6:41 am

Am I the only one with a childhood entirely supported by caffeinated soft drinks? 8-[

by **Snakey** » Fri Aug 27, 10 2:49 am

clyzm wrote:Am I the only one with a childhood entirely supported by caffeinated soft drinks?

Back in the day I used to drink a hundred cans of coca-cola a week, right up until my third heart attack.

by **ynnaD** » Fri Aug 27, 10 3:05 am

A real man would drink sugar instead of coca cola

by **Snakey** » Fri Aug 27, 10 3:22 am

ynnaD wrote:A real man would drink sugar instead of coca cola

A real man would drink Irn Bru instead of sugar.

by **Tantalus** » Fri Aug 27, 10 10:56 am

Snakey wrote:A real man would drink Irn Bru instead of sugar.

A real man would put sugar in the Irn Bru, AND EAT THE CAN.

by **ynnaD** » Fri Aug 27, 10 2:30 pm

Tantalus wrote:
Snakey wrote:A real man would drink Irn Bru instead of sugar.

A real man would put sugar in the Irn Bru, AND EAT THE CAN.

We have a winner!!

by **Aidan** » Fri Aug 27, 10 4:08 pm

The can AND the Irn Bru?

by **Tantalus** » Fri Aug 27, 10 4:11 pm

Aidan wrote:The can AND the Irn Bru?

YES.

by **ynnaD** » Fri Aug 27, 10 4:17 pm

He's not manly enough to do it

by **Bob** » Sun Aug 29, 10 12:09 am

Irn bru is immense. Supreme hangover cure.

Seals too strong/straw too weak to pierce a carton

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