Seals too strong/straw too weak to pierce a carton
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 10 8:25 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 10 8:25 pm:|:|Posted: Mon Aug 16, 10 8:29 pmThis is a sad day, for nostalgia fans everywhere.
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 10 8:41 pmCapri sonne?
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 10 8:43 pmThey are BASTARDS to open if they're not in the right mood.
I remember, as a six year old, going to town on one of those and tearing off the top just to get some JUICE.
I remember, as a six year old, going to town on one of those and tearing off the top just to get some JUICE.
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 10 4:54 amNothing worse than your straw falling inside the carton
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 10 8:18 amWhen that happened to me, I took scissors to the top corner.
Fuck. Yeah.
Fuck. Yeah.
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 10 11:58 amSnakey wrote:Nothing worse than your straw falling inside the carton
A real man would drink without a straw
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 10 12:18 pmynnaD wrote:A real man would drink without a straw
A real man would pierce the film with his canine and suckle on the hole like an ape suckling on a bleeding lemon.
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 10 1:40 pmTantalus wrote:ynnaD wrote:A real man would drink without a straw
A real man would pierce the film with his canine and suckle on the hole like an ape suckling on a bleeding lemon.
A REAL MAN WOULD DRINK THE ENTIRE THING WITHOUT OPENING IT
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 10 3:15 pmynnaD wrote:Snakey wrote:Nothing worse than your straw falling inside the carton
A real man would drink without a straw
But I don't wanna
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 10 10:49 pmA real man would wanna
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 10 1:34 amHad to do that once.ynnaD wrote:Snakey wrote:Nothing worse than your straw falling inside the carton
A real man would drink without a straw
I ended up looking like I'd pissed myself, but the forest fruits was all the sweeter for not using a straw.
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 10 5:39 amStraws are the tampons of the juicebox world.
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 10 6:41 amAm I the only one with a childhood entirely supported by caffeinated soft drinks? 
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 10 2:49 amclyzm wrote:Am I the only one with a childhood entirely supported by caffeinated soft drinks?
Back in the day I used to drink a hundred cans of coca-cola a week, right up until my third heart attack.
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 10 3:05 amA real man would drink sugar instead of coca cola
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 10 3:22 amynnaD wrote:A real man would drink sugar instead of coca cola
A real man would drink Irn Bru instead of sugar.
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 10 10:56 amSnakey wrote:A real man would drink Irn Bru instead of sugar.
A real man would put sugar in the Irn Bru, AND EAT THE CAN.
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 10 2:30 pmTantalus wrote:Snakey wrote:A real man would drink Irn Bru instead of sugar.
A real man would put sugar in the Irn Bru, AND EAT THE CAN.
We have a winner!!
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 10 4:08 pmThe can AND the Irn Bru?
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 10 4:11 pmAidan wrote:The can AND the Irn Bru?
YES.
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 10 4:17 pmHe's not manly enough to do it
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 10 12:09 amIrn bru is immense. Supreme hangover cure.