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Postby Shinobi » Mon Feb 21, 11 3:00 pm

Right, that's IT. I've effing HAD IT with the PC gaming industry!!!

I'm gonna kill myself within 30 minutes if the following demands aren't met:

#1. Somebody make System Shock 3. Like, 5 years ago. By somebody I mean: "Warren Spector, get off your fat ass and stop Mickey-Mouseing around with stupid wii games!!"

#2. Burn down Valve HQ. Yes, they may have made the undeniably amazing Half-Life franchise but, seriously... steam?!? Took me 9 days to download all the orange box stuff I had for xmas. Oh and as of today all my games have "mysteriously" disappeared from my library list... oh yays.

#3. Hurry up and release DX:HR, already!! (So I can start my "give us an SDK and some MP or i'll kill myself" campaign)

That is all.
PS: Make that 28 minutes, now :shock:
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Postby James » Mon Feb 21, 11 4:40 pm

Took me 9 days to download all the orange box stuff I had for xmas.


http://www.imagocentre.com/images/75/bizarre_34.jpg
http://www.imagocentre.com/images/75/post_35.jpg

I doubt they've been removed either, are you sure they existed or changed the library view?, spoke to support?

Also, DXHR without MP is how it should be, to keep your kind away.

but i guess you killed yourself anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Aidan » Mon Feb 21, 11 5:28 pm

Yeah, James is right.

That usually never happens unless..

A) Hardware Failure

B) The user fucked it up


The last thing I want to see is DXHR_FuNzOnE With a whopping ping of 9445 and GOD MODEZ WITH SPAWNMASSESSSS

I'm guessing you haven't played Epic Mickey. He's using his mind to appeal to younger audiences too you know (Related to other topic). The young ones matter the most!

Also, we're at about 4 more years (give or take) now before HL3 is released. You sure you want to burn down Valve?
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Postby Kaiden » Mon Feb 21, 11 5:57 pm

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Postby Shinobi » Mon Feb 21, 11 6:19 pm

HL3.... what happened to Ep3?? Taking the piss!!

Epic Mickey is actually quite good, but I just hate the wii lol.

And DXMP is the only reason I still have wet dreams about DX1. Lol.
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Postby Tantalus » Mon Feb 21, 11 6:39 pm

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Postby James » Mon Feb 21, 11 7:01 pm

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