Deus Ex Alpha

This topic should be for people who want to let out their anger about the little things rather than making a whole new topic about it.

I'll begin.

Hypocritical Teachers. They prefer you to be quiet in class, not to annoy them and to do the work. They say once you do this, you wont get any extra-homework/calls-home etc....

Then when you do this, someone else decides against it, he does what he likes, then the teacher punishes the whole class because of him. Gay to the max.

More teacher-related rants.

When some random guy comes up and starts grabbing you and hitting you and stuff like that, you push him away, the teacher comes up, sees this straight away, tells you off, the other guy gets away scot free, the teacher asks for your diary (In my school, we get these gay books were gay teachers write about how crappy we've been in lesson in them, called diarys) you refuse, she counts to 10 expecting her to give you the diary before she gets to 10, you still don't do it, she gives some pathetic excuses about why you were sent out, tells you you shouldn't have retaliated but to have out your hand up and told a teacher and been a good little drone about it, you tell her that humans have rights to defend them selves and that she should go to hell, she walks back into the class whining about how you don't deserve to be let back in.

Teachers can kiss my ass.

You know, I was sitting here and thinking to myself that, "They isn't much Jay in the world..."
So then I springed from my stool with wheels, engaged into making blueprints, plans and arrangements to do this great deed; because you see...without having Jay is like without having sexual organs. So then I finally checked my preparements and set off to sodomise every man and woman and horse to spread the wisdom of the Jay.

Remember kids:
The power is YOURS!

Hypocrits.
Arrogant people.
Pretentious (worse than arrogant).
Rich people who don't donate their fair share to charity.
Impotent me... USE THE BLUE PILL!

Covetnous people piss me off more than anything...

Their vanity will be their undoing...

One thing I hate above almost everything else is
Bratz.

They're turning wee lil' unsuspecting girls into stupid fucking whores who only care about fucking boys and buying clothes. I fucking hate them, everything they stand for and what they're doing to kids. Fucking wannabes, they're everywhere, with stuff like them skateboarding and shit, skateboarding is not a fad! Theres more to it than looking kewel! And now theres playstation games and gei DVDs like "OMG WE R ROCK ANGELS LOLZZ". I wish I could have made a better rant, theres so much more bitching I wanna do >_<

SHIELA'S WHEELS

POO YOU!

Pmsl, the advert is extremly fuxated.

BAH!

I have a sore throat, so my i was given Solvadine(i think that's how it's spelled) to kill the pain. You know, the disolvable tablets that go in water.

They taste utter crap, i have to gargle them, then swallow........ffs it tastes soooooooo bad!!

I wouldn't mind becoming a teacher

I hate the exruciating pain my knee is causing me.

I hate all fads labels and things that are consider'ed "Cool" EXCEPT
Hippy's there good and they stand for saving the enviroment and nature
and recycle'ing and saving animals and stuff man it like a good idea man
better then destroying earth like every other fad/label does mannnnnn

correction, hippys just smoke pot

MrBlack wrote:correction, hippys just smoke pot

Not all of them you know,i know plenty of hippy's that dont do
drugs but they will drink a beer every now and then,
Either you've mixed up Hippy's with Pot-Heads
OR
Youve met some lousy hippy's

But they aren't hippies.
They died out in the sixties...poor race.
Now you got trendie-hippies.

Real Hippies are rare, most of the real ones probably smoke da reef

Anyone who doesn't like metal is considered a hippie.

So you are calling me a hippie?

~[A]Mr. X~ wrote:So you are calling me a hippie?

Well, I saw on South Park, hippies hate Slayer. So I consider people who hate metal hippies.

Anyone whos best friend is a tree, names their children after female norse gods and smells of Green is a hippie

MrBlack wrote:names their children after female norse gods

Or names their children after flowers

~[A]Mr. X~ wrote:

MrBlack wrote:names their children after female norse gods

Or names their children after flowers

no thats chefs and actors

MrBlack wrote:no thats chefs and actors

That's what i say, hippies

MrBlack wrote:I wouldn't mind becoming a teacher

hmmm the first thing that came into my head when i saw this was that i wouldn't mind becoming a girl , than i could play with my tits and my ass at the same time

strange how one comment turns into a whole off topic rant about hippy's/hippie's

HIPPIES SUCK

Real Hippie: CLICK!

Metal Head: CLICK!

Just Too Cool: CLICK!

AlexDenton wrote:Just Too Cool: CLICK!

, get a hobby

AlexDenton wrote:Metal Head: CLICK!

I was young and naive, these things happen

[V]Zan wrote:

AlexDenton wrote:Metal Head: CLICK!

I was young and naive, these things happen

eric is reason enough to strip for him zanti