Deus Ex Alpha

Complaining can be regarded as a sin. Although each and everyone of us does it at sometime in our lives you should be able to distinguish what I call "fat complainers". I mean, "fat complainers" dont have to be fat. Im talking about the people that whine, moan and groan even though have shitloads of friends, money, iPods whatever the fuck they have. Im surrounded by loads of these people and it pissses me off so much to see them whine and especially to me. Some kids I know pretend they are going to die or have cancer, its fucking stupid and I wish I could shoot them myself.

[T]Kon wrote:Some kids I know pretend they are going to die or have cancer, its fucking stupid

Yeh I know one of them *cough jay cough*. lol

[A]MoshMan wrote:

[T]Kon wrote:Some kids I know pretend they are going to die or have cancer, its fucking stupid

Yeh I know one of them *cough jay cough*. lol

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Excuse me?, is this some kind of sick joke?

When Joe is on msn again we'll have a little chat .

[A]MoshMan wrote:When Joe is on msn again we'll have a little chat .

Sorted it out.

I dont whine but i gloat instead,pisses people off more.

Isn't it ironic that you made a topic about complaining by complaining?

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cataclyzm wrote:Isn't it ironic that you made a topic about complaining by complaining?

I knew that would spring up so I made extra care.

Although each and everyone of us does it at sometime in our lives you should be able to distinguish what I call "fat complainers"

[A]:Kilgannon wrote:

[A]MoshMan wrote:

[T]Kon wrote:Some kids I know pretend they are going to die or have cancer, its fucking stupid

Yeh I know one of them *cough jay cough*. lol

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Excuse me?, is this some kind of sick joke?

i think he meant your slit wrist emoness

[T]Kon wrote:

cataclyzm wrote:Isn't it ironic that you made a topic about complaining by complaining?

I knew that would spring up so I made extra care.

Although each and everyone of us does it at sometime in our lives you should be able to distinguish what I call "fat complainers"

Still considered complaining.

Why not change the topic title to "Fat complainers"?

F**k how long did it take you to do that list?

How many are your problems though

I really really really really really hate paper cuts, I have at least 7 at one given time, due to the fact that I get them a hell of a lot at work, makes me wanna break out an Uzi and climb a clock tower

I really hate people that try to act cool or black cause its really annoying when you try to talk to someone and they only say "YYYYEEEAAAAHHHH" or "What! What? You wanna go Motha f**ka?" they say such stupid shit,and they go off and say,"Hey you fuckin fag,why dont you get somefriends you fuckin ugly geek,you such a loser" well im not a bundle of sticks or a ciggarette so there dumb,ive got friends,and if im so ugly i wouldnt have a gf,they got the geek part down,and i take pride in being a loser,id rather be a loser than sink to the emmense level of stupidity to act like one of a different race or fall for stupid rappers tricks on whats cool and all that shit!...

And also ass-holes that dont use proper grammer on the internet or realy life,like you'll get some assholes that instead of saying four they say fo,and they act like they got a jamacian accent....And stoners!

MrBlack wrote:makes me wanna break out an Uzi and climb a clock tower

Me, Myself and Irene fucking owns!

[T]Kon wrote:How many are your problems though

All of the above listed are things that piss me off personally.

Todays complaints:

- Finding out Primark ISN'T open til 22nd June
- Realising I've blown a grand in a month on drink and clothes
- ..And then spending the rest on a shopping spree and new shoes and alcohol to drink tonight
- Blustery winds
- Not getting channel 4 on my telly here, I wanna watch BB!! Bye bye Shabaz
- The landlord being his normal arsehole self
- Dropping my straighteners on the floor
- Being either too hot or too cold but never inbetween
- Being made to take off my 80 odd stickers on my kitchen cupboard coz the landlord is showing new tenants round for Sept
- Handwashing clothes
- Expensive tights (£9!! ¬_¬ but they're leopard print gorjus!!)
- Having to pay £3.60 in library fines on short term books which were supposed to be in a week ago

Ahh I love life

Damn right goodbye to Shabaz


PETE FTW

I hate BigBrother. It single handedly hijacks the only 2 consistently good channels on tv for fucking months. Burn them all says I!

Chococat wrote:Haha I love to complain! I get my pessimism from my Dad.

Things which are fun to complain about:

- Taxation
- Bus times
- Train times
- Bus prices
- Train prices
- Daylight savings
- Student loans
- Weather
- Chavs
- Taxi fares
- The French
- No Primark in Preston (however this was solved as one opened TODAY!)
- Queuing for a cash machine and getting to the front and running out of money
- Petrol prices
- The government in general
- The NHS
- Food that goes manky after a day
- The immertion not working
- How clothes sizes are all completely different even though they all claim to be a 10
- Uncomfy but pretty shoes
- People that spit
- People that litter
- Salespeople in the streets that harass you EVERYDAY
- Telesales calls
- No win no fee adverts on telly
- Big Macs looking bigger than what they really are when you open the box
- People's phones goin off in cinemas
- Library fines
- Pigeons
- Having to wait for someone to unload their crap from the washing machine
- Sticky floors in nightclubs
- Paper cuts
- Pillows that won't fluff-up
- Laptop/computer crashing
- Windows XP
- Prescription prices
- Hayfever
- Pen running out in an exam
- Getting make-up in my eye owch
- Losing jewellery
- Poor grammar
- Men that think its alright to grope a woman / vice-versa
- Plasters that give me an allergic reaction, either bleed or blister hmm..
- Burning my ears with straighteners
- Burnt food
- Undercooked food
- Stolen food
- Powercuts
- BigBrother
- Lack of phone credit
- National Insurance
- Old worn away pajamas
- Embarassing passport photo
- Spiders that are impossible to reach
- Waking up to find out that you didn't set your alarm the night before
- Never being able to find the same pair of socks
- Losing all 50 of my hair-bands
- Chinese buffet charging so much for drinks
- A sink full of pots that aren't mine to wash
- Out of date magazines on gardening or the menopause at the doctors/dentists
- Too many Pokemon to count, theres no bloody need for 20,000
- Women that expect everything to be paid for them, ever heard of going halves!?
- Stupidly long cinema advertisements.. then trailers..
- Dripping taps
- Noisy neighbours
- Having no decent clean clothes
- Cheesy American horror films
- Westwood
- My (ahem free) Radio 1 calendar with 8 months on it, wtf!
- Watches that stop and it takes you 3 hours to realise
- Lag
- Harry Potter
- People that don't give in when you tell 'em you're not interested
- People that call you 30 times a day
- People that text you back sayin "why hvnt u txted me bk!!??!" after 30 seconds of reading their original text
- People that chew with their mouths open
- People who never say please or thank-you, it only takes a second
- People who make up fake shit to get attention
- Girls who wear too much fake-tan and just look stupid
- Posh gits who reckon they're higher up than everyone else
- Rough gits who reckon its alright to chat you up in the street/wolf whistle/leer
- People who bump into you and don't say sorry
- People who expect you to be perfect all the time
- DJs that say random crap through the microphone all night eg. "Happy 30th Brenda!!" -- no one cares
- Dog poo
- Parents that think their kids can get away with anything
- People that complain about everything and anything to get a discount/refund
- People that never acknowledge waiters/waitresses - they are humans
- Lecturers withholding students grades because they don't think they get paid enough, hang on, we PAY OUR FEES so GIVE US OUR GRADES its not our fault your union sucks ass
- Waterproof mascara that runs
- Shampoo that takes a lifetime to wash out
- DVD shops that close 5 mins before 11pm so you end up havin to pay an extra nights rental fee
- Drinks that fizz everywhere
- Pasta
- People that wee in swimming pools, you know who you are!
- Finding out your parents turned your room into a storage space or a gym
- Parents showing your other half embarassing photos
- Parents telling your other half embarassing stories
- Parents embarassing you infront of mates
- Parents making a big deal out of you coming home at 4:30am smashed
- Parents hoovering at 9am in the morning
- Parents expecting you to clean up after yourself, ain't gonna happen
- Parents making you call up distant relatives you've not seen since you were still in nappies, thanking them for that Xmas card of an old man golfing on the front, and then having to endure an hour long phone call of them talking about all sorts of random crap
- Parents buying you crappy underwear

And thats off the top of my head. : )

Christ, that's a long list. And people call ME a Pessimist? I am.. But you've just proved that you're probably the biggest Pessimist in freaken history, lol.

[A]MoshMan wrote:

MrBlack wrote:makes me wanna break out an Uzi and climb a clock tower

Me, Myself and Irene fucking owns!

Hank "well fuck my o-zone"

I hate mumps.

i am 2 fast and 2 furious , so no one will ever catch me

Chococat wrote:Haha I love to complain! I get my pessimism from my Dad.

Things which are fun to complain about:

- Taxation
- Bus times
- Train times
- Bus prices
- Train prices
- Daylight savings
- Student loans
- Weather
- Chavs
- Taxi fares
- The French
- No Primark in Preston (however this was solved as one opened TODAY!)
- Queuing for a cash machine and getting to the front and running out of money
- Petrol prices
- The government in general
- The NHS
- Food that goes manky after a day
- The immertion not working
- How clothes sizes are all completely different even though they all claim to be a 10
- Uncomfy but pretty shoes
- People that spit
- People that litter
- Salespeople in the streets that harass you EVERYDAY
- Telesales calls
- No win no fee adverts on telly
- Big Macs looking bigger than what they really are when you open the box
- People's phones goin off in cinemas
- Library fines
- Pigeons
- Having to wait for someone to unload their crap from the washing machine
- Sticky floors in nightclubs
- Paper cuts
- Pillows that won't fluff-up
- Laptop/computer crashing
- Windows XP
- Prescription prices
- Hayfever
- Pen running out in an exam
- Getting make-up in my eye owch
- Losing jewellery
- Poor grammar
- Men that think its alright to grope a woman / vice-versa
- Plasters that give me an allergic reaction, either bleed or blister hmm..
- Burning my ears with straighteners
- Burnt food
- Undercooked food
- Stolen food
- Powercuts
- BigBrother
- Lack of phone credit
- National Insurance
- Old worn away pajamas
- Embarassing passport photo
- Spiders that are impossible to reach
- Waking up to find out that you didn't set your alarm the night before
- Never being able to find the same pair of socks
- Losing all 50 of my hair-bands
- Chinese buffet charging so much for drinks
- A sink full of pots that aren't mine to wash
- Out of date magazines on gardening or the menopause at the doctors/dentists
- Too many Pokemon to count, theres no bloody need for 20,000
- Women that expect everything to be paid for them, ever heard of going halves!?
- Stupidly long cinema advertisements.. then trailers..
- Dripping taps
- Noisy neighbours
- Having no decent clean clothes
- Cheesy American horror films
- Westwood
- My (ahem free) Radio 1 calendar with 8 months on it, wtf!
- Watches that stop and it takes you 3 hours to realise
- Lag
- Harry Potter
- People that don't give in when you tell 'em you're not interested
- People that call you 30 times a day
- People that text you back sayin "why hvnt u txted me bk!!??!" after 30 seconds of reading their original text
- People that chew with their mouths open
- People who never say please or thank-you, it only takes a second
- People who make up fake shit to get attention
- Girls who wear too much fake-tan and just look stupid
- Posh gits who reckon they're higher up than everyone else
- Rough gits who reckon its alright to chat you up in the street/wolf whistle/leer
- People who bump into you and don't say sorry
- People who expect you to be perfect all the time
- DJs that say random crap through the microphone all night eg. "Happy 30th Brenda!!" -- no one cares
- Dog poo
- Parents that think their kids can get away with anything
- People that complain about everything and anything to get a discount/refund
- People that never acknowledge waiters/waitresses - they are humans
- Lecturers withholding students grades because they don't think they get paid enough, hang on, we PAY OUR FEES so GIVE US OUR GRADES its not our fault your union sucks ass
- Waterproof mascara that runs
- Shampoo that takes a lifetime to wash out
- DVD shops that close 5 mins before 11pm so you end up havin to pay an extra nights rental fee
- Drinks that fizz everywhere
- Pasta
- People that wee in swimming pools, you know who you are!
- Finding out your parents turned your room into a storage space or a gym
- Parents showing your other half embarassing photos
- Parents telling your other half embarassing stories
- Parents embarassing you infront of mates
- Parents making a big deal out of you coming home at 4:30am smashed
- Parents hoovering at 9am in the morning
- Parents expecting you to clean up after yourself, ain't gonna happen
- Parents making you call up distant relatives you've not seen since you were still in nappies, thanking them for that Xmas card of an old man golfing on the front, and then having to endure an hour long phone call of them talking about all sorts of random crap
- Parents buying you crappy underwear

And thats off the top of my head. : )

Hay hay...you and me got a ton of stuff in common when we complain about things. O_O
And i'll admit, most of our horror films are a bit cheesy. ¬__¬!!!!

No one can make a good horror no more anyway, it has to involve rocket launchers and super bad effects.

[A]MoshMan wrote:No one can make a good horror no more anyway, it has to involve rocket launchers and super bad effects.

Watch Shaun Of The Dead. Then say that to me.

Ummm, if you think that is a horror movie just go hang yourself.

It is a great comedy though. Specially at the end with Timesplitters 2