Jam
Posted:
Tue May 30, 06 12:39 amby Conceited
Well, really I have nothing against Jam itself. I, in fact, am quite fond of a spot of jam, particularly strawberry jam, on toast or something equally as edible. We all love jam now and again, right? I'm sure we all have fond memories of jam, but I'm sure a good number of us have bad memories of the substance we have come to love.
And so my story begins. I've had a great day, watched The Libertine with someone special, which is a fucking weird film, although i didn't see all of it. The day carried on being excellent and a few hours later we ended up at the cinema, to watch 'Waiting..', which is absolutely fucking hilarious, btw. Anyway, all was well, fun was had by all..until I got home. It was about 11.30 when I got back and I hadn't eaten for about 10 hours, I've had an awfully active day, so I thought I'd grab some food. Is there any fucking food in the house? is there fuck. Unless you like butter, puppy feed or milk, in which case, you're in heaven. So I'm searching high and low, no super noodles, no flapjack, nothing. I have cleared out pretty much every cupboard and my most appealing option, apart from a puppy-feed sandwich, was an out-of-date Muller light. I opened it..and well, fuck that. So the coffee cupboard was the final option, in which I found jam..strawberry jam. 'Thank god for jam' I thought to myself, as I applied it to the bread. And then...BANG..fucking jam goes all over the side and my hand and everything. That sticky feeling you get when you've had jam on your hand is so fucking annoying and yet, however hard I try, I can't get rid of it. So yeah, overall, my hands feel sticky. Hope you enjoyed the story. Perhaps I should write a book.
Thanks for your time. (and fuck jam).
-Tom x
Posted:
Tue May 30, 06 2:13 amby Cureless_Poison
This seems a little random...sorry for your sticky mis-fortune,hope you dont have any-more sticky ordeals
Posted:
Tue May 30, 06 2:53 amby C:Enter:£££
"This is gonna be one of those parties where I stick ma dick in the mash potayta!"
Waiting fucking rules!
Posted:
Tue May 30, 06 3:21 pmby C:Enter:£££
Banana sarnies! lol The best noodles ever are Pepperami Roast Chicken
I wouldn't hesitate to kill anyone of you for a packet of the sweetness...
Posted:
Tue May 30, 06 3:32 pmby Lazer
Last night i had Octopus Carpaccio, and then fillet steak in a champignon and marsala sauce topped with pate for mains. Didn't have enough room for desert.
Fist time i tried octopus, tasted like tuna to be fair. My fillet steak was superb (medium rare, the only way it should be cooked) but the pate was a bit too rich and intense in flavour, especially with the sauce. In hindisght, i would've preferred it without the steak topped with pate.
fillet steak > Super noodles > Octopus carpaccio
Posted:
Tue May 30, 06 3:38 pmby MrBlackDX
The real question is;
Strawberry or Raspberry?
Posted:
Tue May 30, 06 4:11 pmby C:Enter:£££
Get down with the funky beat beat come on get down with the beat!
Re: Jam
Posted:
Tue May 30, 06 4:21 pmby ~D[A]rren~
Chococat wrote:Conceited wrote: no super noodles,
Supernoodles are the bestest food ever!!
I ate them yesterday, I ate them today, and I shall eat them tomorrow!
Hate jam though, bleah squished fruit on bread?!!?
I was reading this at half 8 this morning in work, and I thought of you lol. You best be back to eating proper meals now missy!
Re: Jam
Posted:
Tue May 30, 06 5:21 pmby ~D[A]rren~
Chococat wrote:~D[A]rren~ wrote:I was reading this at half 8 this morning in work, and I thought of you lol. You best be back to eating proper meals now missy!
Haha I live off noodles. Was makin ma lunch this afternoon (noodles of course!) and my Mum was like "WTF Emma, no nutrition and tiny portion size no wonder you're losing so much weight ¬_¬"Lazer wrote:Fist time i tried octopus, tasted like tuna to be fair.
Like tuna!? Wtf! Calamari is delishhsshh but they must've cooked it wrong if it came out tasting like tuna the first time you had it!!
Grrr, Eat proper meals! Tut! If you was still in Preston now I'd literally drag you to some restaurant and make you eat a meal!
Posted:
Wed May 31, 06 4:47 amby xProtocol Rain
[A]MoshMan wrote:"This is gonna be one of those parties where I stick ma dick in the mash potayta!"
Waiting fucking rules!
Dood were the hell did this come from?! O_O
Re: Jam
Posted:
Wed May 31, 06 7:37 pmby ~D[A]rren~
Chococat wrote:~D[A]rren~ wrote:Grrr, Eat proper meals! Tut! If you was still in Preston now I'd literally drag you to some restaurant and make you eat a meal!
I don't need to! Noodles, alcohol and pro-plus are all I need
Your sooooooooooo gunna regret saying that in September!
Re: Jam
Posted:
Wed May 31, 06 7:39 pmby Dae
Conceited wrote:Well, really I have nothing against Jam itself. I, in fact, am quite fond of a spot of jam, particularly strawberry jam, on toast or something equally as edible. We all love jam now and again, right? I'm sure we all have fond memories of jam, but I'm sure a good number of us have bad memories of the substance we have come to love.
And so my story begins. I've had a great day, watched The Libertine with someone special, which is a fucking weird film, although i didn't see all of it. The day carried on being excellent and a few hours later we ended up at the cinema, to watch 'Waiting..', which is absolutely fucking hilarious, btw. Anyway, all was well, fun was had by all..until I got home. It was about 11.30 when I got back and I hadn't eaten for about 10 hours, I've had an awfully active day, so I thought I'd grab some food. Is there any fucking food in the house? is there fuck. Unless you like butter, puppy feed or milk, in which case, you're in heaven. So I'm searching high and low, no super noodles, no flapjack, nothing. I have cleared out pretty much every cupboard and my most appealing option, apart from a puppy-feed sandwich, was an out-of-date Muller light. I opened it..and well, fuck that. So the coffee cupboard was the final option, in which I found jam..strawberry jam. 'Thank god for jam' I thought to myself, as I applied it to the bread. And then...BANG..fucking jam goes all over the side and my hand and everything. That sticky feeling you get when you've had jam on your hand is so fucking annoying and yet, however hard I try, I can't get rid of it. So yeah, overall, my hands feel sticky. Hope you enjoyed the story. Perhaps I should write a book.
Thanks for your time. (and fuck jam).
-Tom x
You should definitely write a book
Posted:
Wed May 31, 06 11:25 pmby C:Enter:£££
~[�]~€�ãrñà gé€~ wrote:[A]MoshMan wrote:"This is gonna be one of those parties where I stick ma dick in the mash potayta!"
Waiting fucking rules!
Dood were the hell did this come from?! O_O
Quote from the film Waiting...
Posted:
Thu Jun 01, 06 1:53 amby C:Enter:£££
The more immature you are the more funny it is, I found it hilarious... wonder why >.>
Posted:
Thu Jun 01, 06 10:39 amby Psykorgasm
[A]MoshMan wrote:The more immature you are the more funny it is, I found it hilarious... wonder why >.>
Lmao, "I'll give her the bowling ball grip, 2 in the pink! 1 in the stink!"
Re: Jam
Posted:
Thu Jun 01, 06 11:02 amby Lazer
Chococat wrote:Lazer wrote:Fist time i tried octopus, tasted like tuna to be fair.
Like tuna!? Wtf! Calamari is delishhsshh but they must've cooked it wrong if it came out tasting like tuna the first time you had it!!
Yes, Octopus DOES taste like tuna. Calamari is not Octopus. Calamari is squid rings and is gorgeous.
Posted:
Thu Jun 01, 06 1:02 pmby C:Enter:£££
Capturing AIDs > Marmalaid
Posted:
Thu Jun 01, 06 1:23 pmby C:Enter:£££
Sorry, I just woke up. Getting AID's > Marmalaid
Posted:
Thu Jun 01, 06 3:40 pmby Snakey
I despise the sticky feeling.
Posted:
Sun Jun 04, 06 10:35 pmby Conceited
finally, someone with some sense.
Posted:
Sun Jun 04, 06 11:00 pmby C:Enter:£££
I just hate jam so no sticky jam experiences for me w00t!