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For all people outside US (and/or people who don't know anything about comcast) who don't give a shit, don't bother to post.

Comcast is such a dumbass company. They charge you for so much, and give you so less. The tarts advertise SOO DAMN MUCH about their connections; in Europe, I know you don't get a lot of commercials about Comcast, but in the US, it repeats so damn much, at least 5 comcast commericals will be shown between a show. It irritates me so damn bad that they think they are faster than DSL, when DSL can in fact reach up to 8/9 mbps, and they just have 5/6mbps. They keep advertising on how much faster they are, even using a comparison. The dumbasses probably never heard of a T3. You know how much they cost people for their connections and shite?

$49.95 (26.91 pounds) for 4.6mbps internet connection, per month.
$35.95 (19.37 pounds) for phone, says "save more than 13% over the phone company", what a crock of shit. per month, of course.
39.95 for cable, (21.53 pounds) for HBO = 6.95 additional, STARZ 0 9.95 additional and Cinemax - 15.95 additional. bullshit.

There needs to be some company that states that they are way better than comcast. I dont care if this isn't even true, it will show them a lesson with all the money spent on commercials here in the US.

cataclyzm wrote:For all Euro people who don't give a shit, don't bother to post.

Comcast is such a dumbass company. They charge you for so much, and give you so less. The tarts advertise SOO DAMN MUCH about their connections; in Europe, I know you don't get a lot of commercials about Comcast, but in the US, it repeats so damn much, at least 5 comcast commericals will be shown between a show. It irritates me so damn bad that they think they are faster than DSL, when DSL can in fact reach up to 8/9 mbps, and they just have 5/6mbps. They keep advertising on how much faster they are, even using a comparison. The dumbasses probably never heard of a T3. You know how much they cost people for their connections and shite?

$49.95 (26.91 pounds) for 4.6mbps internet connection, per month.
$35.95 (19.37 pounds) for phone, says "save more than 13% over the phone company", what a crock of shit. per month, of course.
39.95 for cable, (21.53 pounds) for HBO = 6.95 additional, STARZ 0 9.95 additional and Cinemax - 15.95 additional. bullshit.

There needs to be some company that states that they are way better than comcast. I dont care if this isn't even true, it will show them a lesson with all the money spent on commercials here in the US.

Reading the first line there Derek, aren't you being a bit stereotypical towards European people?

Yes, yes I am.

But the US count of Comcast shite on TV is just too damn far. Many people, mostly in the US, feel the same thing I feel towards Comcast. Can Euros purchase anything from Comcast?

Edit: fixed.

Is it okay if I call all European people "Euros?"

yeah , but call the dutch " leetong flying dutchman "

There's words for everyone in almost every country.

America - yanks.
Canada - cads.
UK - limeys.
netherlands - vikings.

teh list goes on.

$49.95 (26.91 pounds) for 4.6mbps internet connection, per month.

This is meant to be bad? I pay £25 exactly for 4mbps with 400k upload.

[A]MoshMan wrote:$49.95 (26.91 pounds) for 4.6mbps internet connection, per month.

This is meant to be bad? I pay £25 exactly for 4mbps with 400k upload.

This is true, its a well known fact the UK is the most pricey for network connections.

cataclyzm wrote:netherlands - vikings.

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er.... WTF NOO , the vikings were people from a former denmark , history ya ho'

Eh, people from the US call Netherland people Vikings...

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Trust me, my connection goes as low as 3.2 when I'm talking on MSN and using Firefox ... it's a piece of overpriced shite I tell you.

Damn and I thought £25 was good lol, well I'm off to Sweden.

cataclyzm wrote:Eh, people from the US call Netherland people Vikings...

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weird people you got their in the US ... LOL

Weirder in Amsterdam, lol.

Yanks rule \m/

cataclyzm wrote:Weirder in Amsterdam, lol.

Yanks rule \m/

amsterdam sucks , eindhoven is the place to be , the people there " Brabanders " are called the biggest drinkers from europe , at least the youth lmao , we are ace at getting drunk at beating people up on the street afterwards lol

In America, we have a drunk march, where normal people could walk and march down streeets and get all the free beer they want.

There are a fuck of a lot of barfights in US. 4 out of every 6 bars has had a barfight.

cataclyzm wrote:In America, we have a drunk march, where normal people could walk and march down streeets and get all the free beer they want.

There are a fuck of a lot of barfights in US. 4 out of every 6 bars has had a barfight.

but the young youth with an age of 16 can't drink muhahahaha but we can lol

~D[A]rren~ wrote:

[A]MoshMan wrote:$49.95 (26.91 pounds) for 4.6mbps internet connection, per month.

This is meant to be bad? I pay £25 exactly for 4mbps with 400k upload.

This is true, its a well known fact the UK is the most pricey for network connections.

Rofl.

I think not my son.

cataclyzm wrote:There are a fuck of a lot of barfights in US. 4 out of every 6 bars has had a barfight.

Is that it? In Chesterfield 6 outta 6 bars/clubs have a fight. The riot police wait outside nightclubs every Friday and Saturday night, and coppers on horses and stuff.

Chococat wrote:

cataclyzm wrote:There are a fuck of a lot of barfights in US. 4 out of every 6 bars has had a barfight.

Is that it? In Chesterfield 6 outta 6 bars/clubs have a fight. The riot police wait outside nightclubs every Friday and Saturday night, and coppers on horses and stuff.

Barfights with guns?
Barfights with blunts?
Barfights where you have a 70% chance of going to the hospital?

cataclyzm wrote:

Chococat wrote:

cataclyzm wrote:There are a fuck of a lot of barfights in US. 4 out of every 6 bars has had a barfight.

Is that it? In Chesterfield 6 outta 6 bars/clubs have a fight. The riot police wait outside nightclubs every Friday and Saturday night, and coppers on horses and stuff.

Barfights with guns?
Barfights with blunts?
Barfights where you have a 70% chance of going to the hospital?

Just another day in paradise.

Lol.

In here, it's like "U FAG, I PWN U" "NO I PWN U" and all of a sudden some dumbass shoots a rocket-propeller gun, all of a sudden the other dumbass uses a remote control to launch an ICBM.

But of course, this is political barfight.

I'd love to see John Howard beating on Goerge Bush with a cue.

What the fuck is ComCast? never heard of it,i use Telus

Cureless_Poison wrote:What the fuck is ComCast? never heard of it,i use Telus

Comcast is an ISP for the people wanting broadband after having 56K AOL.

cataclyzm wrote:There's words for everyone in almost every country.

America - yanks.
Canada - cads.
UK - limeys.
netherlands - vikings.

teh list goes on.

hell ... you forgot the Krauts

Yeh is Limey meant to be offensive? I don't think yanks even know why they call us that. It was a genius invention baby!

Something the aussies thought up i think when we used to eat limes on the ships to prevent scurvy.

Lol mixed it with off water so they wouldnt die of thirst at sea, which won us that fight against the Spanish, booya! Fucking Spaniard cunts!

Lazer wrote:Something the aussies thought up i think when we used to eat limes on the ships to prevent scurvy.

ROFL yanks cant even get their own nicknames

People stopped using that nickname long time ago...

Americans stereotype that people from the UK have bad, crooked teeth, drink tea two times a day or more, and talk like a girl.

We call you fairies here, too

We drink tea all the time! Yeh alot of lazy fuckheads here have bad teeth ¬___¬ We sound like girls? lol Americans voices are a bit too high pitched, and slack. "Me precious antique caaarns!". Fairies? Because assault rifles aren't legal here? lol "I'm a big 5'4 man and I'm made of steel I'll kick anyone ass! *starts shooting random people who walk past his driveway*" Maaaaanly