Deus Ex Alpha

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 06 7:48 am**

This is by far one of the most annoying things ever in my opinion.
ever walk into a place..Say a bar for example and as soon as you open the door a strong moist breeze just blows right into your face n shit..then when you sit down somewere the table is all fucking wet and theirs like water and shit dripping off the cieling and your like trying your best to avoid it..this is were it gets fucking weird for me. ever go into the fucking stall to take a piss or w/e and you see the most vial..raciest fucking shit you've ever seen writtin on both sides of the wall!!..I mean WTF!! one time i went into the bathroom to pee in this...mexican restaraunt i think and i saw all this....this shit...picture entering one of the worst chat rooms on the internet..yeah..thats how i felt. -_- one part of the wall someone wrote "ALL FUCKING BLACKS DIE!!!" then a little further on the upper right hand side someone wrote "I HATE JEWS!!!" oh heres my favorite one of them all "Call this number to get the best fucking sex you've ever had" O_O what the fuck man..why are you in the bathroom writing all this bullshit on the wall while taking a fucking doodoo or whatever.. it doesnt make any fucking sense to me!! ¬_¬

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 06 10:18 am**

Take my advice: never crap in a public restroom.

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 06 11:31 am**

chococataclyzm wrote:Take my advice: never crap in a public restroom.

Truthism Right Thar.

Also - Bars suck.

Go to a restauraunt or something, because bars are shizzholes.

See, In a Pub, we dont have nasty stuff dripping off ceilings, and horrible smelling *BLANK*.

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 06 11:53 am**

XII//:Prod1gy wrote:
chococataclyzm wrote:Take my advice: never crap in a public restroom.

Truthism Right Thar.

Also - Bars suck.

Go to a restauraunt or something, because bars are shizzholes.

See, In a Pub, we dont have nasty stuff dripping off ceilings, and horrible smelling *BLANK*.

why go too a bar when you could go get lit at a party and screw up their bathroom?

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 06 2:57 pm**

Mitchell wrote:
XII//:Prod1gy wrote:
chococataclyzm wrote:Take my advice: never crap in a public restroom.

Truthism Right Thar.

Also - Bars suck.

Go to a restauraunt or something, because bars are shizzholes.

See, In a Pub, we dont have nasty stuff dripping off ceilings, and horrible smelling *BLANK*.

why go too a bar when you could go get lit at a party and screw up their bathroom?

Because his not a idiot? And he doesn't want to pay for damages.

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 06 3:33 pm**

RIGHT.

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 06 7:49 pm**

chococataclyzm wrote:Take my advice: never crap in a public restroom.

Trust me, I never do.

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 06 2:02 am**

Gishank wrote:
Mitchell wrote:
XII//:Prod1gy wrote:
chococataclyzm wrote:Take my advice: never crap in a public restroom.

Truthism Right Thar.

Also - Bars suck.

Go to a restauraunt or something, because bars are shizzholes.

See, In a Pub, we dont have nasty stuff dripping off ceilings, and horrible smelling *BLANK*.

why go too a bar when you could go get lit at a party and screw up their bathroom?

........rofl, dude everyones drunk and high they wont care

Because his not a idiot? And he doesn't want to pay for damages.

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 06 3:46 pm**

School desks are full of that type of shit.

"bezzi wuz ere"

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 06 3:47 pm**

Konami wrote:School desks are full of that type of shit.

"bezzi wuz ere"

lol

"sergeant hollbeet was here :]."

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 06 4:35 pm**

The most famous Bristolian Graffiti artist is "Lewis Da Baron"

Basically people just went around spray painting a big white "Lewis Da Baron" everywhere, including a large cliff face near the Bristol Suspension Bridge, and i mean, like a 40 ft "Lewis Da Baron" on this slopy cliff face

GG

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 06 4:52 pm**

Konami wrote:School desks are full of that type of shit.

"bezzi wuz ere"

i actually got to my name because it was written at some school desk " shadow was here ' lol

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 06 8:51 pm**

"gaz" used to be a big one

Posted: **Tue Jun 27, 06 7:54 am**

I find when-ever i go in a restroom there's always stupid shit like "Smoke Weed" or Swastica's or Pentagrams,i write stupid stuff life "Mmmm Cookies" and also there's useually wigger talk on the walls,like "Yo ma nigga's crunk mo killa iz fo rilla" stupid shit like that.

Posted: **Tue Jun 27, 06 8:31 am**

lol i write"I peed on the door lock"

Posted: **Tue Jun 27, 06 10:25 am**

Cureless_Poison wrote:"Yo ma nigga's crunk mo killa iz fo rilla"

What in the hell!?

My girlies and I just write our names around Preston, but the only times we carry markers on nights out is on Carnage.

Posted: **Tue Jun 27, 06 8:40 pm**

Mitchell wrote:lol i write"I peed on the door lock"

Well then youresactly the kind of ass that ^^ doesnt like.

Posted: **Tue Jun 27, 06 8:42 pm**

"That dripping on your shoulder is Bubba's semen".

Posted: **Tue Jun 27, 06 8:54 pm**

Chococat wrote:
Cureless_Poison wrote:"Yo ma nigga's crunk mo killa iz fo rilla"

What in the hell!?

My girlies and I just write our names around Preston, but the only times we carry markers on nights out is on Carnage.

Its an example of how the dumb wiggers are,thats just my impression i wouldnt know how they are,cause i dont hang around the tardet's

Posted: **Tue Jun 27, 06 9:47 pm**

Chococat wrote:
Cureless_Poison wrote:"Yo ma nigga's crunk mo killa iz fo rilla"

What in the hell!?

My girlies and I just write our names around Preston, but the only times we carry markers on nights out is on Carnage.

Haha now I know why I saw "Emma Roper was ere 2k6" outside perfect 10's now!! :lol:

Posted: **Tue Jun 27, 06 9:48 pm**

Cureless_Poison wrote: "Yo ma nigga's crunk mo killa iz fo rilla"

Naw dizzowg, yall gotz it rong foo fo' my nigga be mo' crunk tha' yo' nigga' foo' ho', I be smackin' yo' bitch' up wit' lead an' wha'not, whachu be' looki' a' me fo' all crinkly brown eyed an' wha'not, shoot!

Posted: **Wed Jun 28, 06 8:21 am**

I WAS ERE.

i hate that.

Posted: **Wed Jun 28, 06 8:45 am**

XII//:Prod1gy wrote:
Cureless_Poison wrote: "Yo ma nigga's crunk mo killa iz fo rilla"

Naw dizzowg, yall gotz it rong foo fo' my nigga be mo' crunk tha' yo' nigga' foo' ho', I be smackin' yo' bitch' up wit' lead an' wha'not, whachu be' looki' a' me fo' all crinkly brown eyed an' wha'not, shoot!

Can anyone translate that please?

Posted: **Wed Jun 28, 06 11:15 am**

Mitchell wrote:
XII//:Prod1gy wrote:
Cureless_Poison wrote: "Yo ma nigga's crunk mo killa iz fo rilla"

Naw dizzowg, yall gotz it rong foo fo' my nigga be mo' crunk tha' yo' nigga' foo' ho', I be smackin' yo' bitch' up wit' lead an' wha'not, whachu be' looki' a' me fo' all crinkly brown eyed an' wha'not, shoot!

Can anyone translate that please?

Nah mate, You got it wrong, My negro is more crunk than your negro, stupid fool, hoe, I smack your bitch up with lead pipes and whatnot, why are you looking at me all crinkly brown eyed and what not, shoot!

Posted: **Wed Jun 28, 06 11:16 am**

XII//:Prod1gy wrote:
Mitchell wrote:
XII//:Prod1gy wrote:
Cureless_Poison wrote: "Yo ma nigga's crunk mo killa iz fo rilla"

Naw dizzowg, yall gotz it rong foo fo' my nigga be mo' crunk tha' yo' nigga' foo' ho', I be smackin' yo' bitch' up wit' lead an' wha'not, whachu be' looki' a' me fo' all crinkly brown eyed an' wha'not, shoot!

Can anyone translate that please?

Nah mate, You got it wrong, My negro is more crunk than your negro, stupid fool, hoe, I smack your bitch up with lead pipes and whatnot, why are you looking at me all crinkly brown eyed and what not, shoot!

ah, stil have probs understanding it but thanks!

Posted: **Wed Jun 28, 06 4:05 pm**

' hi sexy guy , no not you , the other one "

Posted: **Wed Jun 28, 06 7:14 pm**

You know whats hilarious to do? if a bathroom has bad lighting or its just nighttime,go stick a single layer of suran wrap on the toilet under the seat,especilly if someone's going to puke in the toilet and its dumps out all over the place

........

Posted: **Wed Jun 28, 06 7:15 pm**

rofl i gotta do that next year at church camp! lol gg

Posted: **Wed Jun 28, 06 10:10 pm**

The topic started as "I hate fags" and now its "this is how to be a fag."

Posted: **Wed Jun 28, 06 10:35 pm**

well , the right persons are answerring that question lmao

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