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by **MrBlackDX** » Thu Jul 27, 06 7:46 pm

Ok

At this exact moment, I am trying to think of a way to dispose of my dinner, without raising the "you know there are starving kids in Africa" lecture.

My dinner comprises of;

Lamb Shish Kebabs, from a frozen packet, a sausage like clump of the worst bits of lamb meat, with no resemblence to the mmmm taste of a proper Doner

Cabbage, covered in garlic and herb salad dressing. I really dont like cabbage a lot, mixed in with other veg, when it makes up say 5% of the mix, I can deal with it.

Pitta bread, i love pitta bread, but when you filled ur bread with the disgusting salad and kebabs, its now tarnished, however ive scraped off the slime and vowed that this piece of bread will be my dinner tonight.

Ok so, you know when you were a kid? You got like breaded cod with boiled potatoes and garden peas. Yeah that shit was good. Hell you get a bit older, they start serving up the curries and chinese.

But when you get to my age, they start breaking out the worst food in existence. Something, isnt right here.

[/Rant]

Any other parental griefs?

by **DarkKnight** » Thu Jul 27, 06 8:07 pm

MrBlack wrote:But when you get to my age, they start breaking out the worst food in existence. Something, isnt right here.

Perhaps a simple hint it is time for you to leave?

by **Siva** » Thu Jul 27, 06 8:12 pm

Indeed.

The pita bread symbolised they're house. And the crap on it represented joo.

No, but seriously, My mum and I have a system, if it doesnt contain GOOD BEEF, Then we don't eat it.

(A benefit of your mum being relatively young =p)

by **ynnaD** » Thu Jul 27, 06 9:09 pm

Wtf is wrong with pitta bread? It's nice with good meat in it

by **DarkKnight** » Thu Jul 27, 06 9:18 pm

XII//:Prod1gy wrote:No, but seriously, My mum and I have a system, if it doesnt contain GOOD BEEF, Then we don't eat it.

(A benefit of your mum being relatively young =p)

We share benefits.

Feed zee man BEEF!

by **MrBlackDX** » Thu Jul 27, 06 9:20 pm

¤[ß2S]¤0o7 wrote:Wtf is wrong with pitta bread? It's nice with good meat in it

Maybe you should read my post a little more

by **Siva** » Thu Jul 27, 06 10:23 pm

DarkKnight wrote:
XII//:Prod1gy wrote:No, but seriously, My mum and I have a system, if it doesnt contain GOOD BEEF, Then we don't eat it.

(A benefit of your mum being relatively young =p)

We share benefits.

Feed zee man BEEF!

^_^;

Pass the ketchup.

by **C:Enter:£££** » Thu Jul 27, 06 11:21 pm

I have to cook my own food most of the time ¬¬ I think my parents got I didn't get the hint and they left... *owl and wolf noises*

by **~Confused~** » Thu Jul 27, 06 11:34 pm

My family eats what fills you up and keeps you runnin,

Beef Patty

Macaroni n Cheese

French Fries

and a bag full of carrots

That my friends is good shit

by **Allan** » Fri Jul 28, 06 12:13 am

Antechrist wrote:I have to cook my own food most of the time ¬¬ I think my parents got I didn't get the hint and they left... *owl and wolf noises*

Ooh, was that tumbleweed rolling past...?

by **Bob** » Fri Jul 28, 06 12:27 am

My dad is an awesome cook, fuckers.

by **Allan** » Fri Jul 28, 06 12:32 am

Bob wrote:My dad is an awesome cook, fuckers.

I wish mine was... All it is with him is "Ready meal this... Fry-up that... Chicken Nuggets the other..." Makes me want to hit him over the head with a saucepan.

Anyway... Ever had the case where you lend your parents a sum of money, and they're always stringing me along all the time saying sh1t like "I don't have the money..." or "Wait until *family member close to death* dies, you'll get the biggest cut of the inheritance!" Oooh... *Me cocks shotgun at parents*

by **C:Enter:£££** » Fri Jul 28, 06 12:53 am

They will send you away to a plastic surgeon if you do that with live ammo :shock:

by **Big Daddy** » Fri Jul 28, 06 9:44 am

I can whip up one mean stir-fry and a curry. We usually have beef or stuff but we have pasta, spaghetti, rainbow trout, haddock, cod, sardines you name it. Plenty of veg too and I know it doesn't sound right for a 13 year old saying this but I love veg.

by **Allan** » Fri Jul 28, 06 9:56 am

Hey, I like veggies, They're go-oo-od eatin'! I liked veggies when I was 13, I've always liked veggies, particulary Sweetcorn ... yum!

by **Lazer** » Fri Jul 28, 06 11:29 am

MrBlack wrote:Ok

At this exact moment, I am trying to think of a way to dispose of my dinner, without raising the "you know there are starving kids in Africa" lecture.

My dinner comprises of;

Lamb Shish Kebabs, from a frozen packet, a sausage like clump of the worst bits of lamb meat, with no resemblence to the mmmm taste of a proper Doner

Cabbage, covered in garlic and herb salad dressing. I really dont like cabbage a lot, mixed in with other veg, when it makes up say 5% of the mix, I can deal with it.

Pitta bread, i love pitta bread, but when you filled ur bread with the disgusting salad and kebabs, its now tarnished, however ive scraped off the slime and vowed that this piece of bread will be my dinner tonight.

Shut up moaning and get it down ya neck! Its not gonna kill you.

My dad is an awesome cook, fuckers.

I am an awesome cook, fuckers.

(I'll be having Langoustines today for the first time ever, cant wait!)

by **Big Daddy** » Fri Jul 28, 06 11:54 am

Allan wrote:Hey, I like veggies, They're go-oo-od eatin'! I liked veggies when I was 13, I've always liked veggies, particulary Sweetcorn ... yum!

You like corn on the cob? I love every veggie! It goes great with my stir-fry.

by **Bob** » Fri Jul 28, 06 2:30 pm

Lazer wrote:
My dad is an awesome cook, fuckers.

I am an awesome cook, fuckers.

(I'll be having Langoustines today for the first time ever, cant wait!)

I aspire to be like him in the kitchen.

I consider myself a decent cook for a 16 year old.

by **Krieg** » Fri Jul 28, 06 3:06 pm

my dad owns mcdonalds so i can get free fastfood whenever i want

by **Siva** » Fri Jul 28, 06 4:20 pm

MacDonalds once a week\two weeks is fine, but otherwise, It begins to lose its novelty.

I used to spend every penny on macdonalds, now I just buy shiz from iceland and grill it in my back garden. =/

by **Bob** » Fri Jul 28, 06 5:32 pm

McDonalds deserve to burn.

by **Chococat** » Fri Jul 28, 06 7:41 pm

Bob wrote:My dad is an awesome cook, fuckers.

No fair, I had to show my Dad how to make fish fingers the other day. :roll:

Everyone in this household fends for themselves with my Mum being in hospital for the past God knows how long. No one ever eats together. We have a huge Spanish imported hand crafted dining room table which hasn't been used in months haha :roll:

by **Krieg** » Fri Jul 28, 06 10:10 pm

Bob wrote:McDonalds deserve to burn.

would you like lies with that ?

by **C:Enter:£££** » Fri Jul 28, 06 10:34 pm

Just rat shit please

by **Snakey** » Fri Jul 28, 06 11:44 pm

Antechrist wrote:Just rat shit please

Wow, MaccyD's have really upped their game.

by **Alistair** » Wed Aug 23, 06 6:07 am

Aye get them all the time, it confuses me between what is right and wrong.

by **Allan** » Wed Aug 23, 06 6:26 am

Snakey wrote:
Antechrist wrote:Just rat shit please

Wow, MaccyD's have really upped their game.

Ya, that's even better for you than their salad options!

by **synthetic** » Wed Aug 23, 06 10:56 am

invade the kitchen bob and make do with what you got around. im sure you can come up with something eatable even with the mentioned ressources.

by **Wasted** » Wed Aug 23, 06 11:57 am

"Eat your greens, you'll grow healthy!"

Meat > all.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.
K?k.

by **Siva** » Wed Aug 23, 06 4:34 pm

You didn't fight anyone to get anywhere.

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