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Postby Wasted » Wed Aug 23, 06 5:07 pm

How would you know?
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Postby Alistair » Wed Aug 23, 06 5:32 pm

Smoke your green :alistair:
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Postby Allan » Wed Aug 23, 06 6:26 pm

Wasted wrote:"Eat your greens, you'll grow healthy!"

Meat > all.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.
K?k.
My dad eats nothing but meat/fry-up, and I'm expected to eat that poison aswell. IMO, Veggies + Fruit + Cheese sandwidches(Yum...) + Iron suppliments = Win.
Except, i'm the only one in my house who eats it, and ironically, I'm a skeleton figure, while my parents are quite the opposite...
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Postby MainMan » Wed Aug 23, 06 7:46 pm

I eat everything.
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Postby Spiderbot01 » Wed Aug 23, 06 7:51 pm

beef>You all
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Postby Snakey » Wed Aug 23, 06 8:11 pm

Spiderf[A]g01 wrote:beef>You all


Too true.
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Postby Spiderbot01 » Wed Aug 23, 06 8:13 pm

Snakey wrote:
Spiderf[A]g01 wrote:beef>You all


Too true.


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Postby Chococat » Wed Aug 23, 06 9:31 pm

Spiderf[A]g01 wrote:beef>You all


Eeewww. I completely went off beef months ago when I gave up meat for lent. I quite like turkey subway sandwiches though.
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Postby DarkKnight » Wed Aug 23, 06 10:08 pm

Chococat wrote:
Spiderf[A]g01 wrote:beef>You all


Eeewww. I completely went off beef months ago when I gave up meat for lent. I quite like turkey subway sandwiches though.


;_;

The veggies got her...

Alas poor Emma, we knew you well... ;_;
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Postby Chococat » Wed Aug 23, 06 10:13 pm

Hehe, give me lettuce over beef anyday!
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Postby ynnaD » Wed Aug 23, 06 10:21 pm

Beef>Lettuce
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Postby Bob » Wed Aug 23, 06 11:10 pm

Subway made Hearty Italian, chicken breast, bacon, cheese, then toasted, then lettuce, red onions, cucumber and the add the bbq sauce.

Pieste la resistance.

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Postby DarkKnight » Wed Aug 23, 06 11:51 pm

Chococat wrote:Hehe, give me lettuce over beef anyday!


HEATHEN!

I can see you're going to need some in-depth re-programming. :-k
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Postby James » Thu Aug 24, 06 12:52 am

PENIS OR POLLEN EMMA, PENIS OR POLLEN?

Exactly.
I am dead.
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Postby Cozmo » Thu Aug 24, 06 2:37 pm

Mash potatoes and tuna mayo ftw! :D

When they say theres starving kids elsewere, then why not put your leftovers in an envelope and mail it to them... :shock:
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Postby C:Enter:£££ » Thu Aug 24, 06 3:18 pm

Or bludgeon them to death.
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Postby Conceited » Thu Aug 24, 06 3:56 pm

DarkKnight wrote:
I can see you're going to need some in-depth re-programming. :-k


Perhaps the cheesiest chat up line I have ever read..
I think that was used on me once, were you ever in Buxton?
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Postby DarkKnight » Thu Aug 24, 06 10:04 pm

Conceited wrote:
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I can see you're going to need some in-depth re-programming. :-k


Perhaps the cheesiest chat up line I have ever read..
I think that was used on me once, were you ever in Buxton?


Never... 8-[
(I was being serious though...)
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Postby Chococat » Fri Aug 25, 06 7:24 pm

Worst chat up line I ever got from a guy was:

"Soooo... what do you think of late night licensing laws?"

...Needless to say, I laughed in his face and walked away.
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Postby Big Daddy » Sat Sep 02, 06 11:58 pm

Good way to get out of this problem is to say, "I know there is but would you really fly to Africa to give them this? If I don't eat it they can have it,"
I say it all the time. Got me off of some really bad meals.
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