Deus Ex Alpha

The emo population in my school has risen by over 126% since I got back.
The summer has apparently forced them all to the internet at some point, and at this point. they discovered. MYSPACE. Ridicule bounces off them, as they have no shame. They are bitching and moaning about everything that happens, and black is getting everywhere.

I cannot kill them. Thus, I came up with a solution.

I need you smart people to help me crash myspace. It is the seed of all evil. It made crappy bands popular. Dont believe me? listen to hawthorne heights.

They are forming clicks and time is running out. The whole school will become a swirling black hole of emo gayness. As I speak, the disease is spreading from girls to some boys. This does mean the gay population is rising steadily also.

If I can't crash myspace, I will have to educate myself. And that will never work.

Help.

I went to an all boys school where we had to wear uniforms, you can deal with a few emos!

Its not a few man!

Its at least 190 now.

Back me in my day, we didnt wear clothes to school, and we had to attend Gym alot

Yeah, good old "all boys schools"

Ow boy , it's that fucking crap again.Leave all humans in their own worthy.What do you achive with putting people in boxes?One box for the nigga's , one box for the goat fuckers , one box for the emo's , one box for the skinheads.Grow up you childish fruitcake.

All fucking month, it's been emo this, emo that. Can't you people get over fucking emos :-/

You're all emos! You sister jean wearing fags lol

You people misunderstand. I don't care WHAT you call them.

Going to school with them, is annoying. When they keep to themselves, I could not care less. But when they are overly "in your face" about it. It makes you want to hate them. Anyway, you guys don't go to school in a overly populated emo\scene\whatever area so I suppose I am talking to the wrong people.

I wouldn't have a problem with that.Perhaps you are to unsocial to get along with those people.

Going to college is annoying.

"zomg have you heard of those new leik jeans at leik the MALL?????"

I just want to skin one of those annoying trendwhores....

lmao There was an emo fuck in my college class, I think he committed suicide when I wouldn't be his friend lol

I almost never visit myspace, and if i do i do so to check out my mate's band. This crashing myspace idea has been tried before and through this post you really made yourself look like a retard in my eyes. WHy dont you just go and hack some 'puters 'n' shizz, to get 'em emos real gud.

edit: also, Id bring a parallel here between gays and emos, such hypersensitivity when dealing with different issues or emotions is particulary common among homosexuals. This, again, would bring us indirectly to zero tolerance and homofobia, something that belongs to certain regimes and cliques. Im glad the forum team dealt with the last person showing his wits on the subject so well but for you Id just recomend having some patience and see them as gays, who are people aswell.
Yes I know this is an odd example or a thought but its late and im tired, but when you do think about it a bit you see a certain strong resemblance.


edit2: also, emo-tional music, and emotions being showed or self-amplified should remain within the selfcreated environment in which you listen to the music and to the music only, I would definately say that those people who Moan at everybody and everything cannot possibly even be authentical "emos". I find it very cute that people can live out some emotions, as long as it doesnt disturb others.

edit3: also, I find the statement "we all hate emos" as such extremely incorrect as its based on misinterpretation of the word "emo" either by the one concerned or by the wannabe emo him/herself.

We all hate emos.
But do you know who we despise the most?

........ the scottish. THEY ARE PLANNING SOMETHING, I SAY!

i like the scottish =)

-ren wrote:i like the scottish =)

Scottish people are groodie.

They plan to get on your good side.
Then when you are vulnerable, they ATTACK YOU WITH THEIR BAGPIEPS!

.. and walk nekkid under those kilts

[A] Cataclyzm wrote:They plan to get on your good side.
Then when you are vulnerable, they ATTACK YOU WITH THEIR BAGPIEPS!

Why does the idea of a Scottish woman attacking me with her bagpipes sound some what erotic?

DarkKnight wrote:

[A] Cataclyzm wrote:They plan to get on your good side.
Then when you are vulnerable, they ATTACK YOU WITH THEIR BAGPIEPS!

Why does the idea of a Scottish woman attacking me with her bagpipes sound some what erotic?

Because you're homoerotic.... to bagpipes.

I seriously went up to my friend who dressed up with bagpipes and kilts and said "am i looking through a telescope, because i see uranus!" and then he knocked me out with his enormous bagpipe.

[A] Cataclyzm wrote:

DarkKnight wrote:

[A] Cataclyzm wrote:They plan to get on your good side.
Then when you are vulnerable, they ATTACK YOU WITH THEIR BAGPIEPS!

Why does the idea of a Scottish woman attacking me with her bagpipes sound some what erotic?

Because you're homoerotic.... to bagpipes.

I seriously went up to my friend who dressed up with bagpipes and kilts and said "am i looking through a telescope, because i see uranus!" and then he knocked me out with his enormous bagpipe.

You have quite an interesting social life...

[A] Cataclyzm wrote:We all hate emos.
But do you know who we despise the most?

........ the scottish. THEY ARE PLANNING SOMETHING, I SAY!

Hey FU buddy.

Before this thread disentigrates(SP?) into spam hell.. even farther, I'd like to point out that my statement against gays was a bit rash, and I what I SHOULD have said was, CAMP. Overly CAMP.

Bob wrote:

[A] Cataclyzm wrote:We all hate emos.
But do you know who we despise the most?

........ the scottish. THEY ARE PLANNING SOMETHING, I SAY!

Hey FU buddy.

I was wondering when Bob would reply to that. Lol.. xD

Bob wrote:

[A] Cataclyzm wrote:We all hate emos.
But do you know who we despise the most?

........ the scottish. THEY ARE PLANNING SOMETHING, I SAY!

Hey FU buddy.

I know what you're planning, Bob!

The Finnish won't let you!

I tell you, you're lucky I'm listening to Muse and need to do Chemistry homework otherwise... I'd moony you.

Bob wrote:I tell you, you're lucky I'm listening to Muse and need to do Chemistry homework otherwise... I'd moony you.

Chemistry homework? More like.... plans to BUILD A NEW SATELITE CALLED GOLDENEYE AND DESTROY LONDON WITH IT!

Down with London!

-ren wrote:.. and walk nekkid under those kilts

ever worn a kilt? its fucking harmony. wow.

[A] Cataclyzm wrote:

Bob wrote:I tell you, you're lucky I'm listening to Muse and need to do Chemistry homework otherwise... I'd moony you.

Chemistry homework? More like.... plans to BUILD A NEW SATELITE CALLED GOLDENEYE AND DESTROY LONDON WITH IT!

Nah, I tried that one last year.