I dunno why I've not gone straight to bed, I just came in gone 4 from clubbing. Trying to type the best I can hahaha.
Emma I looked in the toilet, no black men selling lollylops (purpose typo). : (
It was so funny, but my mum was SUCH a twat on getting me pre-night drinks, had to wait 3 hours because of the fucking baby who is AMAZING BTW I LOVE HIM.
BUT LOL at this pic, I werent even looking at the cam properly stupid mother.
And I was moving the baby at the wrong time so I look like someone who has no clue (even if this is true) with handling babies.
Cept she takes a proper pic of Jon.
Omg at my hair too LOL, EVER HEARD OF A COMB.
I saw a fit girl today, a really fit girl my friends know haha, shes got a loud mouth. I udnno why but I LOVE those annoying loud women who irritate the guts out of you. They're just so funny because you can chat with them all the time an they arent boring.
sHE HAD BIG JUBLYS.
Me wearing my old glasses:
Im surposed to get new contact lences but cba you wanna know why, i've lasted so long being blind I jus dont care anymore, and i get my mates to read shit haha.
I'm amazing btw.
Wasted needs to try stop being sarcastic and trying to be funny because I filled in that position awhile ago you shitfuck.
Also for the last time my name is not JAY, I recent that name, call me James, Nick, Kermit or fucking SPUD anything but Jay... I recent it for being an idiot because it reminds me of a person I dunno but I fucking HATE HATE HATE HATE him for some reason and if he EVER lays a finger on a friend again I'm going to break his spine and make him suck his dick while I'm fucking his mancunt.
Obituary are the best Deathmetal band ever.
This forum is going gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, all the arguing, all the gay, the Irish and all the gay. What happened to our friendlyness and non-hostile arguing apart from the gay fags bumming 0-augs or augs in the DX forum.
I miss our forum, you make it die and I'll personally come down, say hi, steal your beer and punch your face and be gaging on Will Smith.
Derek can suck my dick btw if he is likeeee, annoying again with being a huge stereotype and being an elitist fag.
Speaking about my cock, I have a huge one, dicuss.
NIGHT NIGHT FORUM, JAMES SIGNING OFF.