Deus Ex Alpha

I dunno why I've not gone straight to bed, I just came in gone 4 from clubbing. Trying to type the best I can hahaha.
Emma I looked in the toilet, no black men selling lollylops (purpose typo). : (
It was so funny, but my mum was SUCH a twat on getting me pre-night drinks, had to wait 3 hours because of the fucking baby who is AMAZING BTW I LOVE HIM.
BUT LOL at this pic, I werent even looking at the cam properly stupid mother.



And I was moving the baby at the wrong time so I look like someone who has no clue (even if this is true) with handling babies.
Cept she takes a proper pic of Jon.
Omg at my hair too LOL, EVER HEARD OF A COMB.

I saw a fit girl today, a really fit girl my friends know haha, shes got a loud mouth. I udnno why but I LOVE those annoying loud women who irritate the guts out of you. They're just so funny because you can chat with them all the time an they arent boring.
sHE HAD BIG JUBLYS.

Me wearing my old glasses:



Im surposed to get new contact lences but cba you wanna know why, i've lasted so long being blind I jus dont care anymore, and i get my mates to read shit haha.

I'm amazing btw.
Wasted needs to try stop being sarcastic and trying to be funny because I filled in that position awhile ago you shitfuck.

Also for the last time my name is not JAY, I recent that name, call me James, Nick, Kermit or fucking SPUD anything but Jay... I recent it for being an idiot because it reminds me of a person I dunno but I fucking HATE HATE HATE HATE him for some reason and if he EVER lays a finger on a friend again I'm going to break his spine and make him suck his dick while I'm fucking his mancunt.

Obituary are the best Deathmetal band ever.

This forum is going gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, all the arguing, all the gay, the Irish and all the gay. What happened to our friendlyness and non-hostile arguing apart from the gay fags bumming 0-augs or augs in the DX forum.
I miss our forum, you make it die and I'll personally come down, say hi, steal your beer and punch your face and be gaging on Will Smith.
Derek can suck my dick btw if he is likeeee, annoying again with being a huge stereotype and being an elitist fag.
Speaking about my cock, I have a huge one, dicuss.

NIGHT NIGHT FORUM, JAMES SIGNING OFF.

Technically you'd get warned for flaming, but then again, I'm not Forum Guard nor should I speak about getting warned for flaming since I have been warned yesterday, so g'day Pokemon emo.

Makes you look smart. I suggest you keep it. No really, I'm serious.

Shitfuck
Some colourful adjetives in there

You'll steal my beer?!

Ha, like to see you try.

Will Smith xD

Although as Jay said, we must discuss his huge cock

Is it purple?

I've seen his penis. It impresses me not.

Does that mean it isn't purple?

DUDE! You have no black men selling aftershave and lollypops? And repeating the sentence "No spray no lay" in a rasta accent? OMG dude get with the times! EVERY nightclub here has them! =P

But last time I checked Preston is 2 years behind!

James wrote:But last time I checked Preston is 2 years behind!

Withhhh?

Wasted needs to try stop being sarcastic and trying to be funny because I filled in that position awhile ago you shitfuck.

Its funny because we all hate him still

~D[A]rren~ wrote:

James wrote:But last time I checked Preston is 2 years behind!

Withhhh?

You're gonna like 2005!

James wrote:

~D[A]rren~ wrote:

James wrote:But last time I checked Preston is 2 years behind!

Withhhh?

You're gonna like 2005!

Lol, your only mad because you don't have the rasta's with lollypops!

STOP IT.

James wrote:STOP IT.

Mmmmm lovely chupa chups lollies!

Cola is best!

The Irish keep this place ticking!

James is angry because he is a scouser.


~Fin~

I can't imagine acting serious enough to do any damage to the forum.

Although I'm still pissed off at my lack of Brown Elephant.

The man talks sense even when off his head on the alcoholic drug!

Cant believe you didnt get to see any bogwogs though. "no spray no lay" is a new one on me! round these parts the hookline is usually "freshen up, freshen up for the punani".

This thread delivers.

Lazer wrote:The man talks sense even when off his head on the alcoholic drug!

Cant believe you didnt get to see any bogwogs though. "no spray no lay" is a new one on me! round these parts the hookline is usually "freshen up, freshen up for the punani".

Haha, yeah but Preston rasta's are mongs =]

James wrote:Emma I looked in the toilet, no black men selling lollylops (purpose typo). : (

Its your current mission in life to find a black man selling lollipops in a toilet!

Your current mission is to complete the demands you're 4 months late overdue!