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by **Spiderbot01** » Sun Nov 05, 06 12:16 am

DONT EDIT MY POSTS

OR I'LL EDIT YOUR PENIS

by **C:Enter:£££** » Sun Nov 05, 06 12:26 am

THAT TURNS ME ON

by **Bob** » Sun Nov 05, 06 3:20 am

Lazer wrote:5 to 6 is average. mines 4.....4 n half when i shave my pubes.

I did actually measure mine one night.

8 Inches rounding up.

by **MrBlackDX** » Sun Nov 05, 06 10:31 am

Bob wrote:
Lazer wrote:5 to 6 is average. mines 4.....4 n half when i shave my pubes.

I did actually measure mine one night.

8 Inches rounding up.

lol bob inches are the Imperial system yeah, aka the big side of the ruler, aka, 8cm's mate

get it right yo

by **Jon** » Sun Nov 05, 06 1:41 pm

I knew a guy with a chode once... poor guy...

by **Snakey** » Sun Nov 05, 06 2:40 pm

I measured mine last night, its over an inch above average.

by **James** » Sun Nov 05, 06 2:45 pm

What the hell has this topic caused.
ROFL.

We should have a porksword fight, yeaaa!

by **Bob** » Sun Nov 05, 06 3:00 pm

MrBlack wrote:
Bob wrote:
Lazer wrote:5 to 6 is average. mines 4.....4 n half when i shave my pubes.

I did actually measure mine one night.

8 Inches rounding up.

lol bob inches are the Imperial system yeah, aka the big side of the ruler, aka, 8cm's mate

get it right yo

Nah, it's like 7 and a half inches.

That was on a good day though.

by **Imperial** » Sun Nov 05, 06 3:03 pm

you savages!

by **Jon** » Sun Nov 05, 06 3:50 pm

Bob wrote:Nah, it's like 7 and a half inches.

That was on a good day though.

A good day being a day on which you used the miracle pill?

by **Spiderbot01** » Sun Nov 05, 06 3:54 pm

Jon wrote:
Bob wrote:Nah, it's like 7 and a half inches.

That was on a good day though.

A good day being a day on which you used the miracle pill?

Jon knows all about it Bob:

by **MrBlackDX** » Sun Nov 05, 06 4:01 pm

Bob wrote:
MrBlack wrote:
Bob wrote:
Lazer wrote:5 to 6 is average. mines 4.....4 n half when i shave my pubes.

I did actually measure mine one night.

8 Inches rounding up.

lol bob inches are the Imperial system yeah, aka the big side of the ruler, aka, 8cm's mate

get it right yo

Nah, it's like 7 and a half inches.

That was on a good day though.

ah i see your schwartz is as big as mine!

by **Lazer** » Mon Nov 06, 06 11:35 am

Spiderf[A]g01 wrote:
Lazer wrote:5 to 6 is average. mines 4.....4 n half when i shave my pubes.

No way did Lazer just post that himself ¬_____¬

Of course i did. I just wish i was as big as all you guys. Most of you are younger than me and havent finished puberty too. How inferior do i feel

Who'd of thunk it, average length is about 5-6 inches yet most of the teenagers on here have 7 inch+ monster cocks. Think im on the wrong forum. Anyone point me in the direction of the small willy support group forum?

by **James** » Mon Nov 06, 06 11:37 am

Sarcasm is fucking awesome haha.

by **MrBlackDX** » Mon Nov 06, 06 5:35 pm

Im too big for my girlfriend

Now thats fact and not something im-measurable or conjured up

by **James** » Mon Nov 06, 06 5:36 pm

Well yeh concidering it goes in 4 inches and their insides expand.

by **MrBlackDX** » Mon Nov 06, 06 5:40 pm

Gunner Recall wrote:Well yeh concidering it goes in 4 inches and their insides expand.

Im not denying that fact

The question is what is the full length of the expansion, my girlfriends probably another 2-3 inches

Vaginas have an average maximum size of 7 inches

by **Bobo.** » Mon Nov 06, 06 6:55 pm

I unfortunatly am unable to measure mine, it's way too big.

Having a big penis is like a handicap, everytime I get a boner I almost faint, since about 2 litres of blood has to flow to my cock.

:oops:

by **Snakey** » Mon Nov 06, 06 6:58 pm

I'll give you some of mine so that you can have boners more often!

by **C:Enter:£££** » Mon Nov 06, 06 10:19 pm

Lazer wrote:
Spiderf[A]g01 wrote:
Lazer wrote:5 to 6 is average. mines 4.....4 n half when i shave my pubes.

No way did Lazer just post that himself ¬_____¬

Of course i did. I just wish i was as big as all you guys. Most of you are younger than me and havent finished puberty too. How inferior do i feel Who'd of thunk it, average length is about 5-6 inches yet most of the teenagers on here have 7 inch+ monster cocks. Think im on the wrong forum. Anyone point me in the direction of the small willy support group forum?

If you find it, tell me, me and my micro don't feel like we belong :evil:

by **clyzm** » Mon Nov 06, 06 10:23 pm

I still reign supreme with a size of 10".

by **Imperial** » Mon Nov 06, 06 10:25 pm

Mine goes off the inch scale. Try that for size!

by **MrBlackDX** » Mon Nov 06, 06 10:26 pm

~[A]Cataclyzm~ wrote:I still reign supreme with a size of 10".

shame theres no girls to back you up with that theory around eh Dez?

by **clyzm** » Mon Nov 06, 06 10:26 pm

MrBlack wrote:
~[A]Cataclyzm~ wrote:I still reign supreme with a size of 10".

shame theres no girls to back you up with that theory around eh Dez?

Tell that to my ex-girlfriend and her friends.

by **MrBlackDX** » Mon Nov 06, 06 10:27 pm

~[A]Cataclyzm~ wrote:
MrBlack wrote:
~[A]Cataclyzm~ wrote:I still reign supreme with a size of 10".

shame theres no girls to back you up with that theory around eh Dez?

Tell that to my ex-girlfriend and her friends.

And they are where?

by **clyzm** » Mon Nov 06, 06 10:28 pm

MrBlack wrote:
~[A]Cataclyzm~ wrote:
MrBlack wrote:
~[A]Cataclyzm~ wrote:I still reign supreme with a size of 10".

shame theres no girls to back you up with that theory around eh Dez?

Tell that to my ex-girlfriend and her friends.

And they are where?

In Bristol.

by **MrBlackDX** » Mon Nov 06, 06 10:33 pm

~[A]Cataclyzm~ wrote:
MrBlack wrote:
~[A]Cataclyzm~ wrote:
MrBlack wrote:
~[A]Cataclyzm~ wrote:I still reign supreme with a size of 10".

shame theres no girls to back you up with that theory around eh Dez?

Tell that to my ex-girlfriend and her friends.

And they are where?

In Bristol.

PMSL

I NO DEM!

by **clyzm** » Mon Nov 06, 06 10:37 pm

MrBlack wrote:
~[A]Cataclyzm~ wrote:
MrBlack wrote:
~[A]Cataclyzm~ wrote:
MrBlack wrote:
~[A]Cataclyzm~ wrote:I still reign supreme with a size of 10".

shame theres no girls to back you up with that theory around eh Dez?

Tell that to my ex-girlfriend and her friends.

And they are where?

In Bristol.

PMSL

I NO DEM!

There's actually a town near here called Bristol, I actually went there asking people "You know a guy named Ben?"

by **Zantinzuken** » Mon Nov 06, 06 10:40 pm

"yer i know a ben"

"REALLY?!"

"no."

"

"

IS THAT HOW IT WENT?!?!

That's how it went.

by **clyzm** » Mon Nov 06, 06 10:41 pm

[V]Klépto wrote:"yer i know a ben"

"REALLY?!"

"no."

" "

IS THAT HOW IT WENT?!?!

That's how it went.

OMG, EXACTLY LIKE THAT.

I seriously went there and asked like 6 people, even the police officers!

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