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Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 6:07 am**

Just really a notice, for people who have my phone number!

HEYA UGLY, you better give me my fucking PHONE BACK you fucking pig.
I KNOW you've took it while you've been in your fake-drunk tantrums, I hope your dad gave you a fucking slapped arse when you left Slinks.

Basically I'm posting this because that huge lipped gay twat has been a fucking right disaster tonight! HERE IS THE GRAND MOTHERFUCKING LIST:

Been a nuisence with his fake-wastedness - everyone KNOWS you werent you fucking batty.
CHEATED BEHIND YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BACK - not only that, SHAGGED THAT PERSON
Least of my worrys: tried to front me twice while I giggled and laughed like a mother fucker - you honestly think you can even TOUCH me?, next time before you even open your gob, the answer will be my fist swinging hello.
BROKE SLINK'S MIRROR - you fucking GOON why the FUCK did you do that. HE IS GOING TO GET BOLLOCKED AT BY HIS MUM. You FUCKING twat, you're already barred from his now you cunt.
Last but not least... you mostly likely HAVE TOOK MY FUCKING PHONE, OH MY FUCKING DAYS, robbing a sleeping man ey? -- if slink doesnt find it in his house this morning I am going to ASSUME and kick your fucking head in if I dont get it back at 3pm Saturday.

IF I DONT FIND MY PHONE IN MY HANDS AT HALF 2 - 3PM I AM GOING TO GET EVERY MOTHERFUCKER I CAN TO FUCK YOUR HEAD IN, you've lost and going to lose alot of mates already, you fucking idiot.
YOU BETTER READ THIS AND TELL ME THAT YOU'LL HAVE THE PHONE, OR YOU'LL BE 100% BOLLOCKED.

I'll be visiting your house with my brother, mum (who I might just tell what you said about her, and she has fucking bigger arms than anyone you know - no joke) and any other people who follow.

RACH, can you and Andy you come to mine please for at least 12-1?, also I need Andy to phone up mally / ash to find what number this gay lives in.
SORRY Slink for all this, you dont fucking deserve that in your house from that ugly shit.

So yeah, my phone got robbed and I'm fucking a faggot 'friend' with at least 4 other people!
FUNNIEZ.

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 11:11 am**

May i be the first to say... i dont have it. You really bumming the fag though?

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 11:28 am**

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 11:31 am**

Looking back, if i didnt know any better i'd think derek would have written that. very angry. wont you look a cunt if the phone turns up down the back of his sofa or summat.

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 11:33 am**

Trust me mate, I fell asleep and woke up with it missing and him just walking out the door.

I was there til 4 in the morning looking for it.
Besides hes still getting his head kicked in either way for being a right bastard by other people.

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 11:55 am**

Right, so you're going to kick the shit out of him?

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 11:56 am**

Of course!

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 11:56 am**

Bring a camera! It would be class.

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 11:58 am**

Few weeks back it came out that 1 of my mates has been knocking off 1 of my other mate's girlfriend behind his back. We were all pissed off obviously but we've now just disowned him. No1 heard from him for about 3 weeks. (im personally more fuming with the bird. dirty bitch has cut straight through my circle of friends. a snake.....with tits).

Once (if) you've got ya phone back, maybe best to just ignore him instead of kicking shit out of him or dragging his name through the dirt. Remember (well i assume) that he once used to be ya mate and isn't a monster. Just a drunken spree perhaps?

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 12:09 pm**

I dont recall him being my mate in the first place, haha.

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 12:12 pm**

Fair enough. Stamp on the bastards head!

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 12:12 pm**

What's this about blocking someone's mother? 0_o

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 12:13 pm**

You what?!

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 12:41 pm**

FETCH THE PITCHFORKS WE GOT OURSELVES AN OLD FASHIONED MOB

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 12:57 pm**

[[please someone help me, i'm dying here in front of you]] caz says (11:53):
and yer i may look emo on the outside but on the inside am a raging bull jay if you wana see that side carry on
 McJÅMES // DICKO is getting SLAUGHTERED, HE HAD BEST ANSWER THAT HES GOT HIS PHONE WHILE I'M ASLEEP says (11:53):
LOL
McJÅMES // DICKO is getting SLAUGHTERED, HE HAD BEST ANSWER THAT HES GOT HIS PHONE WHILE I'M ASLEEP says (11:53):
RAGING BULL
McJÅMES // DICKO is getting SLAUGHTERED, HE HAD BEST ANSWER THAT HES GOT HIS PHONE WHILE I'M ASLEEP says (11:53):
WHAT IS THIS
McJÅMES // DICKO is getting SLAUGHTERED, HE HAD BEST ANSWER THAT HES GOT HIS PHONE WHILE I'M ASLEEP says (11:53):
ROCKY 3

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 12:59 pm**

LMAO! WHAT THE FUCK!

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 3:54 pm**

Lazer wrote:Looking back, if i didnt know any better i'd think derek would have written that. very angry. wont you look a cunt if the phone turns up down the back of his sofa or summat.

I live in the US, you dumbass. Not Liverpool. I wouldn't be interested in a phone anyways, I've got about 6 here at my house.

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 4:02 pm**

What?

3pm What's goin' down!?

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 4:07 pm**

Pornstorestiffi wrote:What?

3pm What's goin' down!?

Stop smoking your fresh grown Marijuana, Dale. DATS SOME BAD SHIT RIGHT DERE HOMES.

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 6:00 pm**

Ohhhhhhhhh so thats who's number it is,some dink sent me a email saying it was some guys phone number from Alpha Forums,ill just delete it,now knowing that it is of no importance.

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 6:07 pm**

Gunner Recall wrote:You what?!

HE IS GOING TO GET BOLLOCKED AT BY HIS MUM. You FUCKING twat, you're already barred from his now you cunt.

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 6:13 pm**

I must have the number so I can stalk you !!!! :lol:

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 6:18 pm**

I have Jays number.

Its 37.

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 6:46 pm**

[V]Klépto wrote:
Gunner Recall wrote:You what?!

HE IS GOING TO GET BOLLOCKED AT BY HIS MUM. You FUCKING twat, you're already barred from his now you cunt.

Shouted at.

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 7:25 pm**

Jay you are such a pussy.

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 7:57 pm**

Yeh I bet you wouldnt have a group of people after you if you're breaking your mates house and robbing their shit wouldnt you?

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 8:00 pm**

I DEMAND DIVINE RETRIBUTION

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 9:58 pm**

Spiderf[A]g01 wrote:I DEMAND DIVINE RETRIBUTION

You are the funniest person on this forum.

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 10:03 pm**

Lazer wrote:a snake.....with tits

An arrousing prospect.

Go get 'em J.

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 06 10:09 pm**

XII//:Prod1gy wrote:
Spiderf[A]g01 wrote:I DEMAND DIVINE RETRIBUTION

You are the funniest person on this forum.

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic.

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