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Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 06 11:36 pm**

Okay, so Im surfing ze web, (as you do), and the father is watching the news behind me.

Its on some kindof Iraq/Israel bs bla bla bla

But I was thinking to myself, is it me, or does all the names for these terrorists groups sound like really great curries?

"Yeah, can I get a Chicken Al-Jazeera, with some Hamas on the side please?"

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 06 11:49 pm**

"I'll get some Fried Egg with some Hezbollah, pls."

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 06 11:52 pm**

I'll have a drizzle of Sh'ite sauce on mine please.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 06 10:43 am**

"Portion of Chips wrapped in Qaida bread to go please."

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 06 11:46 am**

Nasralla sounds like a offensive Russian verb "to shit [on smb]".

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 06 3:07 pm**

I think the middle eastern guys that own the shop across the street are terrorists; they have a calendar above the till with several middle eastern men resembling Bid Laden holding machine guns and whatever, with loadsa arabic quotes all over it. o.0

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 06 3:19 pm**

Chococat wrote:I think the middle eastern guys that own the shop across the street are terrorists; they have a calendar above the till with several middle eastern men resembling Bid Laden holding machine guns and whatever, with loadsa arabic quotes all over it. o.0

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Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 06 3:33 pm**

They're all terrorists. When they can walk down the street wearing a Taliban shirt and do parades down the street screaming death to England and no one gets arrested we're all fucked.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 06 4:11 pm**

I think its stupid that they're banning Christmas postage stamps here so as not to offend muslims or whatever.

Its our bloody country and festivity so stop driving us out of our culture!! >: (

Ahem.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 06 4:15 pm**

They are? Shiiit, I knew they got Christmas lights banned in Bradford, had to call them holiday lights or some shit, only just got back Christmas lights this year. Bacon flavoured crisps aren't sold in 90% of shops and you can only get them in multi packs from Morrisons :shock:

Greggs will have a jihad on it next.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 06 5:17 pm**

ROFL but bacon crisps are suitable for vegetarians anyway! There's no pig in them! :roll:

Bacon rasher crisps are the best ever.

I bet you by next year Santa will be wearing a veil or something equally stupid.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 06 5:49 pm**

There were some "extreme" middle-eastern folks that lived up here and their shop got burned down after the guy went on a jihad rant to one person too many.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 06 10:40 pm**

FFS Dale, Christmas, CHRISTMAS!!

You damn Christian.

I celebrate Anti-christmas.

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