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Got vouchers for free games of bowling, so we're gonna go next Wednesday just to piss off the old men again.

Chococat wrote:Ok so this is a rant about last night because it was quite funny.

It was my mate's 22nd birthday last night, so we had the day at work together, and then at 7:30pm we went to the local bowling place, it was dead, so we went to book our lane and was told there was a 2 hour waiting time because of the "Bowling League" So we went to the bar and waited 2 hours and played some pool and went on the arcade games and stuff, and then we were given our bowling lane which was lane 3.
The Bowling League people were in lanes 5 to 12 and were all really old people (like in their 50s), and so there was an empty lane dividing us all.
There was 7 of us bowling, so we sat around the U-shaped seat thingies, and this tall dude started yelling at James bein all "Oi! Stay the fuck away from my lane you're distracting me!" and James was like "Urhh, haha its only bowling, what would you say if we were playing in lane 4?" and then the dude started going on about how in the Bowling League they were legally entitled to have an empty lane separating them from the normal bowlers, so we were trying to be considerate even though the guy was lying through his arse.
10 mins later I was bowling, the guy marches upto me and starts yellin and said to me "If you don't get the fuck away from my lane right now I'll crack you and your mates in the fucking face" and so that sparked off a massive fight and security had to be called out and everyone was yelling but we weren't swearing and then the old men just shouted "FUCK OFF" at the top of their voices and there were young kids around and stuff, and it went on for a good 20 mins with security tryin to break it up
We later found out that the guys had no entitlement to the empty lane because they didn't pay for it, and we had every right to walk right next to them, and we also put in a formal complaint and got vouchers for free games of bowling, so we're gonna go next Wednesday just to piss off the old men again.
Seriously though, who the hell are they to threaten to hit me in the face? I can walk whereever I want, it was no one's lane. We did some research and found out that the guy's name is Joe Hoyle, and he's on team Enigma roflmfao, what a loser.

Verdict - People who take bowling seriously are low-life fuckers who should have the pins shoved up their arses.

Chococat wrote:I know. Even the women that weren't even playing where stood behind us yelling insults at us and abusing us. Its proper out of order when people in their 50's are abusing and harassing people in their 20's.

GTA2 Back Cover art, PS1 Edition wrote:"Respect is not given, it is earned"

C:Enter:£££ wrote:Damn I hate old people like that, silly little wankers. The only funny old man to exist like that is that old man in Tintin.

Conceited wrote:I'm a pretty violent person and if an old guy threatened to hit me or my girlfriend in the face for bowling next to them, he'd go straight down.

Inferno wrote:

C:Enter:£££ wrote:Damn I hate old people like that, silly little wankers. The only funny old man to exist like that is that old man in Tintin.

"Woah woah woah! -- Eyya, you daft cheeky queer lookin' cunt!" LMAO

Chococat wrote:Ok so this is a rant about last night because it was quite funny.

It was my mate's 22nd birthday last night, so we had the day at work together, and then at 7:30pm we went to the local bowling place, it was dead, so we went to book our lane and was told there was a 2 hour waiting time because of the "Bowling League" So we went to the bar and waited 2 hours and played some pool and went on the arcade games and stuff, and then we were given our bowling lane which was lane 3.
The Bowling League people were in lanes 5 to 12 and were all really old people (like in their 50s), and so there was an empty lane dividing us all.
There was 7 of us bowling, so we sat around the U-shaped seat thingies, and this tall dude started yelling at James bein all "Oi! Stay the fuck away from my lane you're distracting me!" and James was like "Urhh, haha its only bowling, what would you say if we were playing in lane 4?" and then the dude started going on about how in the Bowling League they were legally entitled to have an empty lane separating them from the normal bowlers, so we were trying to be considerate even though the guy was lying through his arse.
10 mins later I was bowling, the guy marches upto me and starts yellin and said to me "If you don't get the fuck away from my lane right now I'll crack you and your mates in the fucking face" and so that sparked off a massive fight and security had to be called out and everyone was yelling but we weren't swearing and then the old men just shouted "FUCK OFF" at the top of their voices and there were young kids around and stuff, and it went on for a good 20 mins with security tryin to break it up
We later found out that the guys had no entitlement to the empty lane because they didn't pay for it, and we had every right to walk right next to them, and we also put in a formal complaint and got vouchers for free games of bowling, so we're gonna go next Wednesday just to piss off the old men again.
Seriously though, who the hell are they to threaten to hit me in the face? I can walk whereever I want, it was no one's lane. We did some research and found out that the guy's name is Joe Hoyle, and he's on team Enigma roflmfao, what a loser.

Verdict - People who take bowling seriously are low-life fuckers who should have the pins shoved up their arses.

XII//:Protocol wrote:Speaking of bowling tosspots,

I was playing Wii Sports yesterday, when my mum came down and proceeded to get 240 to my 111.

I called hax, as usual, and now she said I have to make my own dinner.

I MEAN COME ON